The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940007)

>You poasted a screenshot of a hand written and signed letter from Sam Hyde backing up that you had been intimate with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940034)

I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell

I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940011)

Plus you don't get cut slack for first heartbreak when you massively violate your exes privacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940017)

Last year, I vaguely spoke about the other man you referenced but I never produced any identifying details and I never will. Saying that you’ve been with someone anonymous isn’t “kissing and telling.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940031)

Let's see here. What about the Green Line?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940132)

>I can think of several times you have kissed and told off the top of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940015)

Noam Chomsky

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940023)

I have like five accounts

So that means nothing as far as whether im an impostor or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940088)

Looks like the same person to me. The angle is different and she's smiling and made up in one, which makes her look different. Note the shape of her nostril and how it connects to her cheek. Kind of distinctive, and same in both girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940100)

Still think it’s schtick though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940108)

Since you guys brought up Sam, in his words to me, “More room for storage.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940134)

*sound of belt buckle clanking*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940146)

What the fuck are you even talking about. This is what makes most women bad mistresses, they might be willing to do all that other stuff but they want to be the main woman, for it to be long-term, to be the one that gets doted on for holidays, etc. You might as well say you're the perfect lifeguard except you're quadriplegic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940111)

“Haha I’m a good mistress my personality is good and i pay my own bills!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940678)

You are bottom 10% on the board for intelligence and humor, and you routinely poast dreck so bad that even with moniker scrambling, numerous poasters immediately picked up on your moniker change from dcpoast (a cursory search for which reveals dozens of threads with lots of poasts, dedicated exclusively to deriding you for these horrible qualities).

What's more, you're the same bizarre fucking weirdo that spammed resident worthless turboslut tbtp with HUNDREDS of emails over the course of years, all with the same creepy, cloying baby talk.

You're literally disabled, would be a danger to others if you were any less pathetic, and -- worst of all -- you pollute the board with your presence. Kys to solve all of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941367)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271005&mc=30&forum_id=2

https://imgur.com/y48Io

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941289)

And exactly like a different conversation I had with a semi-autistic Yale Med Student I fucked from Craigslist Casual encounters way back in the day.

Both said literally the exact same things. I mean fucking exact same things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941262)

I'm a Boston guy, I visit often. I'm even not hideous. I'm in need of a mistress. I will report back to the board, providing content and allowing you to demonstrate your bona fides.

Are we doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941351)

"I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell"

"I kind of have a dude brain"

"The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941380)

Of course, it takes two to tango; there will always be people on bort who will play into this sort of thing. (And anyway, what is called projective identification, like projection generally, is really just a malfunctioning instance of the ordinary machinery that constructs identity -- it would be impossible to communicate without recognizing a kindred form of life in the other, and vice versa.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942431)

-a cluster of STIs

-mental illness

-barrenness

-greed

-not being particularly attractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48084150)

what, like 40% of them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942588)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I guess that really "sux", GJR! oh well

at least when you die alone you can look back and take pride in how much of a whore you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48084161)