ATTN HOLLYWOOD: Just fucking reboot AIRWOLF already, will ya?
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Date: May 10th, 2014 11:06 AM Author: Vigorous white field ladyboy
Every episode ended the same way:
1. Stringfellow Hawk finds out the bad guys are about to execute their nefarious plot using airplane/helicopter/hot air balloon
2. Teleport to the Air Wolf Mountain
3. Rotors start up
4. Cue music
5. Engage jets to mach 3 to bad guys
6. Find out that the "Copperhead" missiles don't work AGAIN
7. Prove that airwolf is bullet-proof again
8. Blast bad guy out of the sky at end of theme song.
I always wondered why they bothered with the "Copperheads". They NEVER fucking worked and they always tried them first.
But I guess it helped Stringfellow and Earnest Borgenine time the kill shot to the music.
Fun fact: the actor who played Stringfellow was a rapist.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2317172&forum_id=2Elisa#25536208) |
Date: May 10th, 2014 11:17 AM Author: Vigorous white field ladyboy
Airwolf 2014: ideal design?
I propose a jet "tilt rotor" aircraft with the obligatory stealth profile.
Primary armament: "Copperheads". (rockets? missiles? it was never clear)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2317172&forum_id=2Elisa#25536257) |
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