Buddy Used the phrase “my left nut” in closing argument
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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: The Most Beautiful Men
I was bored so I second seated him. We won the trial by a mile bc we are fratty and the jury loved us. He said in his closing “and I’ll bet my left nut that she was moaning during the entire encounter.”
The judge said “wait what?” Then my buddy said “what?” He said “did you say “left nut”?”
Then my buddy said “yes left nut, left testicle. It’s a saying I’m not really doing it.” The judge paused and said don’t use that language in my court please. The jury was chuckling as they struck it from the record.
Prosecution was getting the shit kicked out of them so bad they didn’t even object.
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