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Need board input. Should I file John Doe lawsuit then subpoena Gmail

For Gunner’s intel? IIED would be the primary claim. ...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
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Titillating maniacal idiot stage
  12/29/25
I would be absolutely delighted to testify to the Virginia C...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
Sounds 180! I hear you are very rich. Punitives account for...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
Giddy-up, Spinelli.
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
'you called your African-American clients "niggers"...
puce set organic girlfriend
  12/29/25
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Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor
  12/30/25
He is way too shitty a lawyer to have thought this through.
embarrassed to the bone turquoise philosopher-king field
  12/30/25
To be fair, Yes. Please don't forget to name me as a c...
Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
You are simply subject to deposition at this point.
Diverse jade center
  01/03/26
To be fair, Please reconsider before you file, I really w...
Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
Woah, that's defamation per se if it's false. spaceporn you...
Histrionic plaza boiling water
  01/03/26
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Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
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provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  01/03/26
It would probably be easier to stop squanching, imo
hot lime gunner
  12/29/25
That nonsense means I should do it. Retainer is like $10k. ...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
you're bald and rape kids and you don't even know what a sub...
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/29/25
Yes yes okay bro very sensible post.
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
what kind of father would u be if u didnt imagine the sha...
Sinister laser beams
  12/29/25
I'll sell you his identity for 5k.
fluffy spectacular property
  12/29/25
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
Why? I can just subpoena your intel starting w BP.
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
What will you do with all the money you make from this? Upgr...
fluffy spectacular property
  12/29/25
he will purchase yet another young asian child to rape in hi...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
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laughsome indian lodge
  12/30/25
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Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
how about you stop raping your adopted son first?
Multi-colored cocky chad bawdyhouse
  12/29/25
Yes it’s evergreen isn’t it. I could wait anothe...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
this is probably just spaceporn bluster but ljl if you actua...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
why the fuck do you continue posting here? you're unliked by...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
He is the uber-heel poaster. Loves being the bad guy
Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor
  12/30/25
your employer and your purchased wife both justify your penc...
Multi-colored cocky chad bawdyhouse
  12/29/25
lmao i missed the "already got the green light from wor...
disrespectful vigorous resort
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Frisky foreskin
  12/30/25
You clearly haven't thought this through. There are 10-20 or...
Thriller emerald reading party headpube
  12/29/25
wow i really like it here, hanging out with so many moral...
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/29/25
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
More money for me. Sorry but I will pursue. Keep on with you...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
To be fair, Lmao imagine being the judge presiding over a...
Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
please do it. just like when you threatened to file suit aga...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
imagine the amicus brief gangbang as everyone teams up to hu...
Thriller emerald reading party headpube
  12/29/25
pages and pages of slurs he poasted like calling his clients...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
hey spacecuck why dont you visit korea anytime soon? surely ...
bateful state new version
  12/29/25
this may be the only time *anyone* has ever said this to one...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
he falsely accused me of threatening to rape his son. also c...
bateful state new version
  12/29/25
holy fuck, even the gook is gunning for you, chris. literall...
Multi-colored cocky chad bawdyhouse
  12/29/25
i dont think there's a single outed poaster spaceporn hasn't...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
nyuug vs. spaceporn is the crossover content I didn't even k...
Histrionic plaza boiling water
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provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
nyuug with the Jin Do countersuit
Floppy Canary Rigpig
  12/30/25
What intel? BTW my understanding is google usually says fuck...
buck-toothed rebellious school roommate
  12/29/25
have you ever heard of the fucking cyber police, bucko?!
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
maybe to every tom, dick, and harry, but when a major partne...
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/29/25
honk honk!
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/29/25
Have you considered contacting Reputation Defender?
fluffy spectacular property
  12/29/25
T14 Talent but it's the hottest boys at Korean Christian day...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
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Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor
  12/30/25
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Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
this is good advice. he'll certainly need some rehabili...
gaped native
  12/29/25
Lots of nonsense posts itt after my announcement. Bottom...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
isn't Law crazy tp
disrespectful vigorous resort
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fluffy spectacular property
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Titillating maniacal idiot stage
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Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
Keep choking it up. You are first on the list because you a...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
wait I thought I was first on the list
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
you just created this thread to threaten me and im offering ...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
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iridescent garrison
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
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Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
what, exactly, did I do? I can point to hundreds of poasts y...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
Sure sure okay. Reality is a bitch.
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
then you'd better wake the fuck up because it's about to get...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
Cool! 😎
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
you have to win first. enjoy getting thrown out before u rea...
Thriller emerald reading party headpube
  12/29/25
That’s all stuff for the guys I already hired.
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
surely the guys you already hired told you not to poast on h...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
You are right! Bye!
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
Sounds like you’re in way over your head already lmao
embarrassed to the bone turquoise philosopher-king field
  12/30/25
spinelli is such a retard
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
Virginia has a famously weak anti-SLAPP statute. That's why...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/29/25
spaceporn you ignored my poast above but im happy to schedul...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
You are first on the list because Gmail will send address on...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
i'm volunteering to discuss this matter with you, your bosse...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
while you're talking to his bosses Bill and Walt, please men...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
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hot lime gunner
  12/30/25
Walt retired iirc
Vibrant coral ticket booth
  12/30/25
To be fair, Same, unironically. LFG.
Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
Which "interstate internet harassment statutes" wo...
Histrionic plaza boiling water
  12/29/25
he mocked/defamed/threatened across state lines!
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
I wouldn't really get involved in posters suing posters. Onl...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/29/25
are you coming to dc anytime soon
Underhanded menage
  12/29/25
Yeah, Antonin Scalia Law School is having me as a panelist a...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/29/25
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Titillating maniacal idiot stage
  12/29/25
This is very near to D.C., which has some of the best WOCs t...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/29/25
So you're just gonna cheat on ur gf?
Titillating maniacal idiot stage
  12/29/25
I haven't decided, okay? But probably yes. I can't truly &...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/29/25
Seek Christ
Titillating maniacal idiot stage
  12/29/25
180
Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor
  12/30/25
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Pontificating area elastic band
  12/31/25
well now that epah has stated he won't intervene that's one ...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
Eh, you do seem weirdly obsessed with him, and have obviousl...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/29/25
as a capable attorney, of course you would. but would you ad...
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/29/25
yeah but you're not 103 IQ with a micropenis
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/29/25
perhaps youve missed the dozens of times he's spammed random...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
Why would anyone care if someone on the internet is misident...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/30/25
why do you bother mocking people who take jabs at you? why b...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/30/25
It's a matter of degree, I'd say. Like I was bickering with...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/30/25
when i began megapoasting i clutched my pearls at how mean p...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/30/25
Rach is an abusive website parent who never responds to me, ...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/30/25
at least you only do it voluntarily as a hobby. i'm in house...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/30/25
so, basically like every other client in this profession?
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/30/25
EPAH can I email you off board? I’ve just committed a...
Diverse jade center
  12/30/25
Lmao
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/30/25
should be "i've just been committed"
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/30/25
Nah, better not. I don't get involved in internecine poster...
lascivious bespoke whorehouse
  12/30/25
ljl
charcoal flirting masturbator
  12/30/25
lol you riled up spaceporn and now are whistling past his gr...
irradiated wild personal credit line
  12/30/25
Some careers may be “ruined” but not mine. Fi...
Diverse jade center
  12/30/25
you will never be able to subpoena google for my ip. if you ...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/30/25
I do not want it to come to that because what's left of xo w...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/30/25
i would welcome being "put through that." litigati...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/30/25
as someone who knows some of the details... it really needs ...
iridescent garrison
  12/31/25
...someone say XO movie? Just need an initial tranche and ca...
Rusted preventive strike
  12/31/25
I don't even know what drama I've missed.
Razzmatazz startled crotch
  01/03/26
To be fair, Wow, that's crazy! The law sounds wild! We...
Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
I would be absolutely delighted to testify to the Virginia C...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
maybe I'll search my archive and provide links to some of th...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
Sounds 180!
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
Thank you. That would be helpful. We will chat off-line. I'm...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
yeah, I think it's time to put this one to bed once and for ...
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
I'll get in touch.
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
You really should have won mpm this year. Unfortunate you fa...
fluffy spectacular property
  12/29/25
https://grok.com/imagine/post/086e51ee-3f63-4733-b4d8-23af31...
orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
god damn these are never going to stop being funny
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/29/25
lllooooolllll
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
Just saved this entire thread. I learned how today. I jus...
Diverse jade center
  12/29/25
this is going to be fun, you fat-faced retard
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/29/25
“I learned how today.” jfc lmao.
Yapping swashbuckling range
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beta onyx senate
  01/03/26
oh shit now that spaceporn has learned how to print to pdf i...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
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orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
you just learned how to save a web site *today*?
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
"grok how do i save a webpage and also how do you sound...
disrespectful vigorous resort
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iridescent garrison
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Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
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Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  01/03/26
https://grok.com/imagine/post/fadf285a-f0d3-4868-933f-eb459c...
orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth
  12/29/25
i literally cannot stop laughing, i'm about to piss my pants...
irradiated wild personal credit line
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...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
irl lol
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/29/25
I'm dying
iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
you're so good at this
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
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...
Histrionic plaza boiling water
  12/29/25
Lmfao.
hot lime gunner
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irradiated wild personal credit line
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embarrassed to the bone turquoise philosopher-king field
  12/30/25
180
Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor
  12/30/25
To be fair, Holy fucking shit
Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
Alt F4
Useless messiness
  12/30/25
180 you should do this, not flame
Underhanded menage
  12/29/25
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iridescent garrison
  12/29/25
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Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
actually, don't. i am kidding. this is seriously going to bl...
Underhanded menage
  12/29/25
"I do"
disrespectful vigorous resort
  12/29/25
spaceporn is a licensed attorney and if he believes he has a...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/29/25
not only that, if he believes any of the behavior here viola...
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/29/25
You guys all having a nice time over the holidays?
saffron nursing home tank
  12/30/25
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Rusted preventive strike
  12/31/25
Yes. Get that jeet deported.
Mischievous Meetinghouse
  12/30/25
*waitress suddenly enters the courtroom*
Useless messiness
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...
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/30/25
Spaceporn you realize this ends with you broke, unemployable...
Grizzly swollen den therapy
  12/30/25
that’s what’s so crazy about this!
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/30/25
No, I'm good. Thanks for the faux concern though.
Diverse jade center
  12/30/25
Do what no one expects: sue yourself. That'll fucking show...
harsh background story
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provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/30/25
one weird trick: spaceporn representing spjr files suit a...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
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Adopted Son Sues: The Art of War
Floppy Canary Rigpig
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iridescent garrison
  12/31/25
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Balding Piazza
  01/03/26
This thread on AutoAdmit (xoxohth.com), a law school discuss...
Hairraiser honey-headed rehab depressive
  12/31/25
I lolled at this
provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig
  12/31/25
180 moniker
hot lime gunner
  12/31/25
Laughter abounds, like at OP admitting they “just lear...
Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship
  12/31/25
"Don Spaceporn De La Squancha: A vocal antagonist (iron...
Histrionic plaza boiling water
  12/31/25
i’m going to start using “laughing joke laugh.&r...
Yapping swashbuckling range
  12/31/25
Loled at “Cross-feuds emerge, like nyuug (a Korean...
galvanic hunting ground telephone
  01/03/26
Please do this SP. You totally destroying your own life is t...
magical hall cuckold
  12/31/25
SP - Lynn Conway here. I have been appointed as Gunner's rep...
Plum shrine
  01/16/26
this sounds like stalking
abnormal zippy pocket flask theater stage
  01/16/26


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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

For Gunner’s intel? IIED would be the primary claim.

I have enough money to just hire someone and not worry about it.

Zurich would likely get subpoenaed though.

Am inclined to do it. At this point I could aim a nerf gun at gunner’s head and ask him to stop and he would say fuck you you’ll have to suspend me in cryonite first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548302)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Titillating maniacal idiot stage
Subject: The Clownsuit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548434)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

I would be absolutely delighted to testify to the Virginia Character & Fitness Committee about how for years you, Christopher Spinelli of Emroch & Kilduff in Richmond, VA used to discuss your ongoing cases here, in this publicly accessible place that is indexed on google, telling us about the confidential and privileged case details of your ongoing, live cases, while mocking your clients, who you repeatedly called niggers, I repeat you called your African-American clients "niggers", mockingly, in a defamatory manner, right here, in public.

Happy to do it. Just let me know where and when, Christopher Spinelli.

Oh and I'm several orders of magnitude more preftigious as an attorney than you. The guys at C&F will be pleased to hear from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548545)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548554)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Sounds 180! I hear you are very rich. Punitives account for that in the IIED context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548562)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

Giddy-up, Spinelli.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548574)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: puce set organic girlfriend

'you called your African-American clients "niggers", mockingly, in a defamatory manner,'

I'm pretty sure truth is a defense to defamation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549020)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550292)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone turquoise philosopher-king field

He is way too shitty a lawyer to have thought this through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550063)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Balding Piazza

To be fair,

Yes.

Please don't forget to name me as a co-defendant in the suit, btw.

I'm literally begging you to do this. I will clear out my schedule just to make sure that we can complete thorough discovery on both sides and take this to trial ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558587)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Diverse jade center

You are simply subject to deposition at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558628)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Balding Piazza

To be fair,

Please reconsider before you file, I really want to be a full-blown defendant. I deserve nothing less.

BTW did I mention that you fuck children, call your black clients "niggers," break attorney client privilege, and are an incredibly stupid person and a shitty lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558634)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Histrionic plaza boiling water

Woah, that's defamation per se if it's false. spaceporn you should sue this person as a named defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558645)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Balding Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558683)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49559360)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: hot lime gunner

It would probably be easier to stop squanching, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548306)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

That nonsense means I should do it. Retainer is like $10k. I will spend just to prove my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548314)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

you're bald and rape kids and you don't even know what a subpoena is or how to get one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548311)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Yes yes okay bro very sensible post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548318)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Sinister laser beams

what kind of father would u be if u didnt

imagine the shame, disgust and betrayal ur son will feel when they grow up and learn u did nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548341)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: fluffy spectacular property

I'll sell you his identity for 5k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548369)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

DO NOT REDEEM!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548388)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Why? I can just subpoena your intel starting w BP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548518)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: fluffy spectacular property

What will you do with all the money you make from this? Upgrade to a new Rolex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548572)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

he will purchase yet another young asian child to rape in his new shed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548575)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548617)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: laughsome indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549187)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Balding Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558646)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored cocky chad bawdyhouse

how about you stop raping your adopted son first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548371)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Yes it’s evergreen isn’t it. I could wait another year get more income and he’d be doing the same thing. Much like you.

Or incoukd just go now and be done with it. Everyone “outted”

Personally I’m tired of it and already got the green light from work and home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548385)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

this is probably just spaceporn bluster but ljl if you actually did loop in your boss and family.

ive offered to call you. we could conference in your bosses too. i would *LOVE* to explain to them the background of your purported harassment in the hopes of settling this presuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548429)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

why the fuck do you continue posting here? you're unliked by literally everyone on here to the point you're actually considering purely vexatious litigation. this will not work out well for you. it will be hilarious for everyone else.

maybe lay off the drugs for a little while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548431)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor

He is the uber-heel poaster. Loves being the bad guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550297)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored cocky chad bawdyhouse

your employer and your purchased wife both justify your penchant for squanching? sick, if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548432)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

lmao i missed the "already got the green light from work and home" on first read

this guy is just endless fucking comedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548436)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Frisky foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550467)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Thriller emerald reading party headpube

You clearly haven't thought this through. There are 10-20 or more xoxoers who will unequivocally testify that you squanch your kid. True or not, the jury will take one look at you and instantly believe the worst allegations. It's going to be a dogpile scenario with all of xoxo trying to top each other by making up more and more outrageous allegations, and none of it will be actionable. Really, sue a poaster and see how it works out for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548401)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

wow

i really like it here, hanging out with so many morally righteous bros who wouldn't hesitate to go to bat to save a helpless trafficked asian child from more squanching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548428)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548466)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

More money for me. Sorry but I will pursue. Keep on with your racist psychosis. It’s literally what drives the action. At least one judgment apiece. After the first $30k in fees paid by me the action will continue of its own accord. I’ll only get a percentage but the IIED continues in this free country w consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548525)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Balding Piazza

To be fair,

Lmao imagine being the judge presiding over a case where on one side of the aisle, you have dozens of barred attorneys (some undoubtedly preftifiouf) from all across the country who are willing to swear under penalty of perjury that the plaintiff has publicly called his black clients "niggers," broken attorney client privilege for shits and giggles on countless occasions, and made lewd and sexually suggestive comments about his own adopted son.

And on the other side of the aisle, you have a bizarre looking genetic freak 50 year old shitlaw associate with a goofy haircut who inexplicably thinks that he's a genius but obviously can't litigate his way out of a paper bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558618)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

please do it. just like when you threatened to file suit against zurich, tbf, MASE, etc. etc.

i cant wait for oral args. it'll be just like the car honk case when you sputtered 0L arguments about how an intentional act is negligence. can't wait to hear you argue how spamming your burner email soliciting information about me equals *you* being harassed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548405)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Thriller emerald reading party headpube

imagine the amicus brief gangbang as everyone teams up to humiliate him. all the testimony from poasters he falsely accused. all of his most repulsive and disgusting posts dug up and a bunch of respected lawyers testifying that they were very concerned about the welfare of sp jr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548427)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

pages and pages of slurs he poasted like calling his clients niggers, bashing jews, gays, etc. all via his employer's IP address.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548433)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548463)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bateful state new version

hey spacecuck why dont you visit korea anytime soon? surely i dont have your real name and employer information, along with an archive of all your defamatory threads you made against me that i can submit to the police and immigration!

it would be SO DIFFICULT for you to be identified if you ever stepped foot here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548409)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

this may be the only time *anyone* has ever said this to one of your poasts, but

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548442)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: bateful state new version

he falsely accused me of threatening to rape his son. also claimed that hed contact the FBI. he nuked the FBI thread - along with a bunch of other threads from that period - but its a good thing i have all that shit archived

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548473)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored cocky chad bawdyhouse

holy fuck, even the gook is gunning for you, chris. literally no one on the bort is on your side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548446)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

i dont think there's a single outed poaster spaceporn hasn't also outed. there a very few prominent unoutted poasters he has attempted to out.

his victim complex is stunning. also he's just seeking negative attention, i wasn't even poasting about him when he created this bizarre thread. he saw the grok thread was being redirected toward nyuug so now he's pulling his pants down and begging for his "bullies" to redirect their attention back to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548456)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548464)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza boiling water

nyuug vs. spaceporn is the crossover content I didn't even know I needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548684)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549021)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Floppy Canary Rigpig

nyuug with the Jin Do countersuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550157)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed rebellious school roommate

What intel? BTW my understanding is google usually says fuck off to civil subpoenas. Is that not the case? Have you never heard of the Stored Communications Act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548440)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

have you ever heard of the fucking cyber police, bucko?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548449)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

maybe to every tom, dick, and harry, but when a major partner in a serious law firm comes calling, you’d better believe they sit up and pay some respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548455)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

honk honk!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548451)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: fluffy spectacular property

Have you considered contacting Reputation Defender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548470)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

T14 Talent but it's the hottest boys at Korean Christian daycare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548478)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550303)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Balding Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558741)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: gaped native

this is good advice.

he'll certainly need some rehabilitation when his true feelings about his black clients comes out, right?

i dunno, i could be wrong - i'm not a high six-figure earning big deal partner, but i always assumed that referring to them as niggers on forums where my identity and place of employment was known would be a bad thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548535)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Lots of nonsense posts itt after my announcement.

Bottom line is I can easily take judgments indefinitely even after you’ve come into your inheritances as applicable. It’s literally evergreen.

I could take judgment against tsinah and then Two years later take judgment again dateless dog and hegemon’s trust fund and go again and again.

Crazy how the law works. Am currently inclined to pursue. Eventually it will start paying for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548516)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

isn't Law crazy tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548519)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: fluffy spectacular property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548524)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Titillating maniacal idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548531)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548532)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Keep choking it up. You are first on the list because you are easiest. Gmail indeed.

You’ll never stop so I might as well take judgments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548549)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

wait I thought I was first on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548563)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

you just created this thread to threaten me and im offering to call your offices to resolve this in good faith. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548571)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: iridescent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548541)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548555)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Balding Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558682)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

what, exactly, did I do? I can point to hundreds of poasts you've made outing me and defaming me. How do you think all that will look to the VA bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548523)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Sure sure okay. Reality is a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548527)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

then you'd better wake the fuck up because it's about to get real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548539)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Cool! 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548565)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Thriller emerald reading party headpube

you have to win first. enjoy getting thrown out before u reach a jury and paying everyone's attorneys fees, faggot.

-------

Yes, child abuse is generally considered a matter of public interest under anti-SLAPP statutes, as these laws are designed to protect speech related to issues that affect the community and public welfare. Reporting suspected child abuse can be seen as exercising the right to free speech and petition regarding a significant societal concern.

Wikipedia medicalmalpracticelawyers.com

Child Abuse and Public Interest in Anti-SLAPP Statutes

Definition of Public Interest

In the context of anti-SLAPP statutes, public interest refers to issues that affect the community or society at large. This includes topics that provoke public debate or concern, such as child abuse.

Child Abuse as a Public Issue

Child abuse is widely recognized as a serious societal problem. Reporting suspected child abuse often involves public interest because it relates to the welfare of children and community safety.

Legal Context

Many anti-SLAPP statutes protect individuals who speak out on matters of public concern, including child abuse. For instance, if someone reports suspected abuse to authorities, this action is typically considered protected speech under anti-SLAPP laws.

Court Interpretations

Courts have generally upheld that allegations or discussions surrounding child abuse fall within the realm of public interest. This means that lawsuits aimed at silencing individuals who report or discuss such issues may be subject to dismissal under anti-SLAPP provisions.

Conclusion

Child abuse is indeed considered a matter of public interest under anti-SLAPP statutes, providing protections for those who speak out against it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548553)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

That’s all stuff for the guys I already hired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548567)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

surely the guys you already hired told you not to poast on here anymore, right?

you haven't hired anyone but a doordash driver in your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548593)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

You are right! Bye!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548601)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone turquoise philosopher-king field

Sounds like you’re in way over your head already lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550085)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

spinelli is such a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548568)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

Virginia has a famously weak anti-SLAPP statute. That's why all the Trumpmos file suit there when libs on the internet hurt their feelings. All he has to allege is that the accusations were knowingly false, and there's no more anti-SLAPP motion.

I thought you'd said you were an experienced lolyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548901)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

spaceporn you ignored my poast above but im happy to schedule a meet and confer on this with you and your bosses. very happy to discuss this in good faith. i mean, it's not like you're publicly threatening meritless litigation as an unlawful bullying tactic, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548560)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

You are first on the list because Gmail will send address once my guys comply with interstate internet harassment statutes. Don’t worry— you’ll get notice. Maybe EPAH can shut it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548578)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

i'm volunteering to discuss this matter with you, your bosses, counsel, etc.

would you consider it harassment if i called your firm now that you've asserted you've looped in your bosses? is this is a legitimate threat of litigation or just internet banter? because i would be happy to speak to you or anyone else about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548636)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

while you're talking to his bosses Bill and Walt, please mention that I would be absolutely delighted to testify to the Virginia Character & Fitness Committee about how for years Christopher Spinelli used to discuss his ongoing cases here, in this publicly accessible place that is indexed on google, telling us about the confidential and privileged case details of his ongoing, live cases, while mocking his clients, who he repeatedly called niggers, I repeat Christopher Spinelli called his African-American clients "niggers", mockingly, in a defamatory manner, right here, in public. Happy to chat to Bill and Walt, Christopher Spinelli's bosses, about that, in anticipation of chatting to VA C&F about it. The public must be protected against racist rogues like Christopher Spinelli.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548660)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548665)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: hot lime gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549182)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Vibrant coral ticket booth

Walt retired iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550566)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Balding Piazza

To be fair,

Same, unironically. LFG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558710)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza boiling water

Which "interstate internet harassment statutes" would those be EXACTLY? Be specific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548794)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

he mocked/defamed/threatened across state lines!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548814)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

I wouldn't really get involved in posters suing posters. Only if they try to sue or subpoena rachtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548908)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Underhanded menage

are you coming to dc anytime soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548913)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

Yeah, Antonin Scalia Law School is having me as a panelist at its antitrust symposium in February.

But I'll probably be pretty busy on dates with Tinder WOCs for the two nights I'm there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548932)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Titillating maniacal idiot stage

Don't you have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548971)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

This is very near to D.C., which has some of the best WOCs to be found anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548976)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Titillating maniacal idiot stage

So you're just gonna cheat on ur gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548978)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

I haven't decided, okay? But probably yes. I can't truly "live" without periodic WOC pussy. That's just a fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548986)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Titillating maniacal idiot stage

Seek Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548992)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550308)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pontificating area elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49552339)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

well now that epah has stated he won't intervene that's one less reason for spaceporn to not file suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548926)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

Eh, you do seem weirdly obsessed with him, and have obviously posted lots of defamatory things as to which you wouldn't be able to give a plausible explanation as to why you believed them true.

If people here were as vicious and defamatory to me as they are to him, I'd definitely go after them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548940)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

as a capable attorney, of course you would. but would you advise an inept walking punchline who will almost certainly end up inflicting the lion’s share of pain and suffering upon himself to do the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548996)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

yeah but you're not 103 IQ with a micropenis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549007)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

perhaps youve missed the dozens of times he's spammed random lawyers names for days on end because he's misidentified them as me. repeating existing puerile insults (i.e. not defamation as no reasonable person would interpret them as a factual accusation) is a pretty mild retort.

if he went after you irl like he's done to me and countless others you would have already filed suit. ive never even poasted his widely known real name here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549011)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

Why would anyone care if someone on the internet is misidentifying them as random lawyers? If I were you I'd probably just leave him alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550144)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

why do you bother mocking people who take jabs at you? why bother poasting at all? we're all here for casual banter for the most part. of course if someone is going on some unhinged campaign against me i'm going to poke fun at them for it. wouldn't you? (haven't you?)

also, i've tried to leave him alone many times. when he came back from his dormant phase this time i made some long compassionate poast encouraging him to stop taking online banter so seriously, or stop coming here if he can't. inevitably he starts acting in such ridiculous ways that i can't resist ridiculing. for example, he's tried to out lex out of no where (lex wasn't even mocking him) by accusing him of being some completely random person.

is it puerile to mock someone behaving like an idiot online? sure, mea culpa. but it's not illegal and it's not even immoral when you do it because he's maliciously targeting innocent people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550182)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

It's a matter of degree, I'd say. Like I was bickering with pumonomyous the other day by asserting that he doesn't have any accomplishments IRL and suggesting he try to PROVE ME WRONG, while he was saying mean things about transkids and my dear wife and her interest in hard drugs.

But I don't think either side of that is defamatory, and not as mean as what you guys post about SP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550203)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

when i began megapoasting i clutched my pearls at how mean people were being to spaceporn often. once i got to know him i saw how his maliciousness in frequently attempting to harm people irl far outweighs people being mean to him on xo (and ONLY on xo.)

you're right, it is a matter of degree. and spaceporn deserves all the mockery he's received and then some.

as xo's GC you should be ringing the CEO to ban all of his accounts. last year when he was seeking information about me he literally started outing somebody thinking irl physical harm would happen to him. he breaks the LOTL by outing and attempting to out poasters 100x more than any other permabanned poaster. the only reason he hasn't made xo famous again is because he's too stupid to be effective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550226)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

Rach is an abusive website parent who never responds to me, but then I always have to drop everything whenever he's got a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550271)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

at least you only do it voluntarily as a hobby. i'm in house so this is literally my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550275)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

so, basically like every other client in this profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550448)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

EPAH can I email you off board? I’ve just committed and I want to run some thoughts past you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549982)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549983)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

should be "i've just been committed"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550005)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke whorehouse

Nah, better not. I don't get involved in internecine poster disputes. I like everyone here (except TDNW and that pumo who tells me to get a real job bitch).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550133)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: charcoal flirting masturbator

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550143)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: irradiated wild personal credit line

lol you riled up spaceporn and now are whistling past his graveyard as he self-immolates with what would be a career-ending lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550152)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Some careers may be “ruined” but not mine.

First focus is rakeokc@gmail.com and then we go from there fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550164)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

you will never be able to subpoena google for my ip. if you did, you'd never be able to subpoena my internet provider for my information. and if you did, it would lead you to a non-US VPN because i'm not tech retard like you.

however, if you file suit against john doe aka gunneratttt and poast it here i will voluntarily appear and ruin you. so please poast the complaint when you file it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550199)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

I do not want it to come to that because what's left of xo would suffer badly and I really like it here. And I don't want you to be put through that. But the one person who will be destroyed by it is Spinelli. And for that part I'll get popcorn - a lot of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550208)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

i would welcome being "put through that." litigating against retards is one of the biggest perks of this gay profession.

the bort wasn't affected at all from epah v. zzz and rt aside from all the 180 content in generated. this would be even more hilarious because spaceporn is far dumber than rt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550257)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: iridescent garrison

as someone who knows some of the details... it really needs to be made into a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551520)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Rusted preventive strike

...someone say XO movie? Just need an initial tranche and can start pre-selling in Feb, production by Summer if really hustling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551650)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz startled crotch

I don't even know what drama I've missed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558696)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Balding Piazza

To be fair,

Wow, that's crazy! The law sounds wild!

We normie retards sure are lucky to have a bona fide real-life barred attorney-at-law like you on this message board to explain all of these complicated things to us!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558691)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

I would be absolutely delighted to testify to the Virginia Character & Fitness Committee about how for years you used to discuss your ongoing cases here, in this publicly accessible place that is indexed on google, telling us about the confidential and privileged case details of your ongoing, live cases, while mocking your clients, who you repeatedly called niggers, I repeat you called your African-American clients "niggers", mockingly, in a defamatory manner, right here, in public.

Happy to do it. Just let me know where and when.

Oh and I'm several orders of magnitude more preftigious as an attorney than you. The guys at C&F will be pleased to hear from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548540)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

maybe I'll search my archive and provide links to some of those poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548558)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Sounds 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548573)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

Thank you. That would be helpful. We will chat off-line. I'm sick of this guy. Let's do the citizens of Virginia a favor and get rid of this low-rent racist loser on their behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548582)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

yeah, I think it's time to put this one to bed once and for all. I am willing to use my archive for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548612)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

I'll get in touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548620)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: fluffy spectacular property

You really should have won mpm this year. Unfortunate you faced rsf in the first round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548583)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth

https://grok.com/imagine/post/086e51ee-3f63-4733-b4d8-23af31619625

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548584)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

god damn these are never going to stop being funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548591)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

lllooooolllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548603)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548643)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

Just saved this entire thread. I learned how today. I just stroked check for first $5k. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

this is going to be fun, you fat-faced retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548608)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

“I learned how today.”

jfc lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548613)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: beta onyx senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558873)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

oh shit now that spaceporn has learned how to print to pdf i'm truly fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548618)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548622)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

you just learned how to save a web site *today*?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548621)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

"grok how do i save a webpage and also how do you soundproof a shed?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548637)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: iridescent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548648)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Balding Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558739)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49559158)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal base scourge upon the earth

https://grok.com/imagine/post/fadf285a-f0d3-4868-933f-eb459cd5e193

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548638)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: irradiated wild personal credit line

i literally cannot stop laughing, i'm about to piss my pants

grok imagine is such a gamechanger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548644)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548650)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548655)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

I'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548656)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

you're so good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548661)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548810)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: hot lime gunner

Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549183)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: irradiated wild personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549545)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone turquoise philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550068)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Chestnut stimulating kitchen private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550313)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Balding Piazza

To be fair,

Holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558747)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Useless messiness

Alt F4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549972)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Underhanded menage

180 you should do this, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548889)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: iridescent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548890)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548895)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Underhanded menage

actually, don't. i am kidding. this is seriously going to blow up in your face if you try this. i'm being 100% serious here. god help me, i will watch and laugh but i don't want to see that happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548896)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous resort

"I do"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548898)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

spaceporn is a licensed attorney and if he believes he has a legitimate claim he should pursue it vigorously on the public record and employ his vast well of legal acumen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548912)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

not only that, if he believes any of the behavior here violates the relevant rules of professional conduct, he is REQUIRED to report it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49548938)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: saffron nursing home tank

You guys all having a nice time over the holidays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49549561)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Rusted preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551651)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Meetinghouse

Yes. Get that jeet deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550006)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Useless messiness

*waitress suddenly enters the courtroom*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550008)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550025)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Grizzly swollen den therapy

Spaceporn you realize this ends with you broke, unemployable, and divorced with 0 custody or visitation, right?

Like there is no other possible outcome if you proceed with this obvious and utter self-immolation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550059)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

that’s what’s so crazy about this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550148)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse jade center

No, I'm good. Thanks for the faux concern though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550627)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: harsh background story

Do what no one expects: sue yourself. That'll fucking show 'em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550188)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550198)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

one weird trick:

spaceporn representing spjr files suit against spaceporn, has the suit dismissed with prejudice, and now any claims by spjr in the future are barred by res judicata.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49550321)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Floppy Canary Rigpig

Adopted Son Sues: The Art of War

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551431)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: iridescent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551523)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Balding Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558754)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser honey-headed rehab depressive

This thread on AutoAdmit (xoxohth.com), a law school discussion board known for its unfiltered and often chaotic posts, is a heated, troll-heavy exchange centered on a user threatening legal action against another poster. Here’s a breakdown of what’s happening based on the thread’s content:

Main Topic

The original poster (OP), using the handle “Rakeokc@mail.com” (widely associated with a user nicknamed “Spaceporn” or Christopher Spinelli, a Virginia attorney), is seeking “board input” on filing a John Doe lawsuit to subpoena Gmail for information about another poster called “nude gunner” (handle: gunneratttt). The primary claim mentioned is intentional infliction of emotional distress (IIED), stemming from alleged ongoing harassment, defamation, and personal attacks on the board. OP claims they have the funds (e.g., $10k retainer) and “green light” from work and family to pursue it, viewing it as a way to out and repeatedly sue multiple posters (“evergreen” judgments). They mention starting with Gmail subpoenas under “interstate internet harassment statutes” and potentially involving the board’s host (Zurich?).

Key Participants and Stances

• OP (Rakeokc@mail.com/Spaceporn): Adamant about proceeding, threatens judgments against posters like nude gunner, and claims they’ve already paid initial fees and saved the thread. They frame it as self-defense against relentless mockery.

• nude gunner: The main target, who mocks the idea as “bluster” and challenges OP to file publicly, offering to “meet and confer” or voluntarily appear. They argue subpoenas won’t work (citing laws like the Stored Communications Act and Google’s resistance) and predict OP’s humiliation.

• Don Spaceporn De La Squancha: A vocal antagonist (ironically sharing a similar moniker), repeatedly offers to testify against OP to the Virginia Bar’s Character & Fitness Committee, citing OP’s alleged past posts mocking clients with racial slurs (e.g., calling African-American clients “niggers”) and leaking case details. They express delight in potential fallout.

• Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle: Sides against OP, offering archived posts for evidence and suggesting it’s time to “put this one to bed” (i.e., end OP’s behavior).

• Other notable posters (e.g., Ban Christopher Spinelli from this forum, probate or die, Lab Diamond Dallas Trump, nyuug, Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband): Mostly mock OP’s plan as doomed to fail, predict a “dogpile” of counter-testimonies (e.g., on child abuse allegations), and warn of career ruin. Some offer to report OP ethically or countersue; one (Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband) discusses Virginia’s weak anti-SLAPP laws but declines involvement in “internecine poster disputes.”

Major Themes and Arguments

• Legal Discussions: Debates on feasibility include subpoena challenges (Google often resists civil requests), anti-SLAPP protections (Virginia is weak, but child abuse allegations could qualify as public interest speech), defamation defenses (truth as a shield), and ethics (duty to report bar violations). OP insists it’s viable; others call it vexatious and predict dismissal with fee-shifting.

• Personal Attacks and Feuds: Heavy on insults—OP is accused of racism, child abuse (“squanching” an adopted son), pedophilia, low IQ, and being a “retard.” OP retorts by threatening suits. Cross-feuds emerge, like nyuug (a Korean poster) threatening to report OP to authorities if they visit Korea, based on past defamation.

• Humor and Absurdity: The thread is laced with memes (e.g., “180” for approval, “DO NOT REDEEM!!!!”), AI-generated image links mocking OP (via grok.com/imagine), and ridiculous suggestions (e.g., “sue yourself,” “Adopted Son Sues: The Art of War”). Laughter abounds, like at OP admitting they “just learned how to save a webpage today.”

• Tangents: Strays into unrelated jabs (e.g., one poster’s Tinder dates with “WOCs,” holiday well-wishes, or deporting someone). Some express concern the lawsuit could harm the board but relish the drama.

Overall Tone and Progression

The tone is aggressively satirical, chaotic, and mean-spirited—typical AutoAdmit fare—with rapid escalation from serious threats to pile-on mockery and “ljl” (laughing joke laugh) reactions. It starts (12/29/25) with OP’s proposal drawing immediate ridicule and counter-threats, peaks mid-thread with testimony offers and AI memes, and winds down (12/30-31/25) with dares to file and comedic predictions of OP’s downfall. By the end, it’s more entertainment than serious advice, with posters treating it as “crossover content” or movie material. No one seems to take the lawsuit threat fully seriously, viewing it as self-destructive bluster.

This board is infamous for anonymous trolling, so much of this could be exaggerated or performative. If it’s real-world legal drama, it’s speculative and not advisable without professional advice—I’m just summarizing the public discussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551597)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:21 AM
Author: provocative dun orchestra pit filthpig

I lolled at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551603)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: hot lime gunner

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49552506)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Passionate Mildly Autistic Voyeur Cruise Ship

Laughter abounds, like at OP admitting they “just learned how to save a webpage today.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49551714)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza boiling water

"Don Spaceporn De La Squancha: A vocal antagonist (ironically sharing a similar moniker)"

I was holding it together, but absolutely lost it at this. So close, bot. So close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49552476)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Yapping swashbuckling range

i’m going to start using “laughing joke laugh.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49552521)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: galvanic hunting ground telephone

Loled at

“Cross-feuds emerge, like nyuug (a Korean poster) threatening to report OP to authorities if they visit Korea, based on past defamation.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49558815)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: magical hall cuckold

Please do this SP. You totally destroying your own life is the only way for this arc to end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49552622)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Plum shrine

SP - Lynn Conway here. I have been appointed as Gunner's representative in this matter. I will be paying a visit to your office to discuss an amicable resolution. No need to arrange an appointment, I'll be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49594767)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: abnormal zippy pocket flask theater stage

this sounds like stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815299&forum_id=2Elisa#49594774)