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Proles earn "points" they can "redeem" for garbage (evan39)

My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get &qu...
Motley masturbator
  06/25/25
Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can ...
Bonkers Abnormal Property Shitlib
  06/25/25
A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (an...
gold coffee pot lettuce
  06/26/25
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Buck-toothed aqua gunner stage
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medicated mischievous national associate
  06/28/25
Underrated
soul-stirring startled space
  06/28/25
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pontificating headpube
  06/28/25
a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction...
Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck
  06/25/25
is this benefit offered by employer to employee or business ...
Charcoal Gas Station Really Tough Guy
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racy locale international law enforcement agency
  06/25/25
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Motley masturbator
  06/25/25
Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't real...
pontificating headpube
  06/26/25
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Motley masturbator
  06/26/25
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Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck
  06/26/25
I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler.
rambunctious wine doctorate
  06/26/25
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Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck
  06/26/25
You know, I know this Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler doesn’...
rambunctious wine doctorate
  06/26/25
Hehe ;)
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hideous center
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light curious faggot firefighter
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  06/26/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg....
Motley masturbator
  06/26/25
lol disco fries, just lol
Mahogany liquid oxygen mediation
  06/26/25
enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords wh...
Swollen blathering nursing home
  06/26/25
the argument is that the cost of these "free" disb...
pearly casino jewess
  06/26/25
sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug
Swollen blathering nursing home
  06/26/25
let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level
pearly casino jewess
  06/26/25
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stimulating crawly hall
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medicated mischievous national associate
  06/28/25
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Buck-toothed aqua gunner stage
  06/26/25
Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in...
light curious faggot firefighter
  06/26/25
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Motley masturbator
  06/28/25
TMF keying his Safeway points into Mint.com
Awkward Ruby Legal Warrant Laser Beams
  06/28/25
train going by, shakes whole house
hideous center
  06/28/25
lol'd You've been cattier and funnier than usual lately
soul-stirring startled space
  06/28/25


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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Motley masturbator

My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get "points" for certain things and then "redeem" them for crap like t-shirts, free drinks, and other "swag" items. I think it's absurd and refuse to participate in the charade. But some of my co-workers take it really seriously and think it's a big deal to get a gift card. One guy -- heavyset in his forties with a wife and three kids -- excitedly told me that he was going to redeem 500 points this week. Apparently that will get him a coffee mug or something equally retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049531)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Bonkers Abnormal Property Shitlib

Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can get "blank bumps" for certain things, and that if you get enough blank bumps you can get seeded to participate in an annual six round "mega poaster madness" bracket tournament and that if you win said tournament you actually get nothing, because rach is too cheap to even pay for a retarded coffee mug?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049548)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: gold coffee pot lettuce

A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (and it's not even close)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050844)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aqua gunner stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052646)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: medicated mischievous national associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055674)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring startled space

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055707)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: pontificating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49056019)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck

a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction to stave off despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049558)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Charcoal Gas Station Really Tough Guy

is this benefit offered by employer to employee or business to customer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055593)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: racy locale international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049537)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Motley masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050471)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: pontificating headpube

Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't really something a prestigious firm should be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050577)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Motley masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050579)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052389)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: rambunctious wine doctorate

I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050587)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052390)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: rambunctious wine doctorate

You know, I know this Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052474)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Cerise lascivious scourge upon the earth cuck

Hehe ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052607)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: hideous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055668)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:45 AM
Author: light curious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050829)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Mahogany liquid oxygen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052615)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Motley masturbator

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050603)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Mahogany liquid oxygen mediation

lol disco fries, just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052616)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Swollen blathering nursing home

enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords who fuck you exactly as bad but give you NO COFFEE MUGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050605)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: pearly casino jewess

the argument is that the cost of these "free" disbursements is then baked in to the market value of the goods on offer and that you're effectively being penalized via a "stealth tax" for not having the energy or care to engage with these sorts of psuedoludic systems for consumer engagement

this, while true, picks at a thread about what's desirable w/r/t economic efficiency that should make any situation-conscious lawyer start to squirm. some chaucer bit about sleeping dogs comes to mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050612)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Swollen blathering nursing home

sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050651)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: pearly casino jewess

let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050654)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:28 AM
Author: stimulating crawly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055587)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: medicated mischievous national associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055676)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aqua gunner stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052647)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:13 AM
Author: light curious faggot firefighter

Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in your biglaw firm try to game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050847)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Motley masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055542)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Awkward Ruby Legal Warrant Laser Beams

TMF keying his Safeway points into Mint.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055607)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:16 AM
Author: hideous center

train going by, shakes whole house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055702)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring startled space

lol'd

You've been cattier and funnier than usual lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055711)