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Hero prole girl shows how buffet scrambled eggs are made
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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: fluffy topaz chad https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/lifestyle/hotel-pro-reveals-sick-way-breakfast-buffet-eggs-are-made/
“Make hotel scrambled eggs with me,” Elizabeth Emmert, or Liz, a kitchen staffer at an unnamed chain, wrote in the closed captions of a viral vid, inviting its nearly 12 million viewers to share in the multistep meal-prep process.
“You might never want them again,” she warned of the eats before giving audiences a glimpse at the behind-the-scenes scheme.
Rather than taking out a carton of farm fresh eggs from the refrigerator, Emmert grabbed a sealed plastic baggy of yellow goop — from out of nowhere — and tossed it into a microwave.
After cooking the sack for several minutes, transforming its gloppy contents into a squishy solid, the redhead scissored the bag open and dumped the fare onto a black tray. Using a wire masher, she then smashed the fluffy mass into small chunks, which somewhat resembled the look of scrambled eggs — sans cheese, veggies or seasonings.
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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: harsh ladyboy step-uncle's house who cares, it’s still nothing but eggs. the ultra-processed shit / fast food crap is what people should be avoiding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49854938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Transparent theater dragon Why do you assume it doesn't have ultraprocessed garbage in it? I'd bet on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49854942) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: fluffy topaz chad Oddly enough the McMuffin is probably the last real egg in fast food breakfast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855201) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 PM Author: odious pistol faggotry The rest of the McD's eggs are completely fucking disgusting tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855205) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Thriller green goyim hunting ground little known fact is you can request a round egg on any of their breakfast sandwiches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49856613) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Appetizing aggressive base blood rage "it’s still nothing but eggs"
highly doubtful |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: Thriller green goyim hunting ground eggs McMuffin consist of actual cracked eggs cooked on an actual griddle you know nothing retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855276) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:20 PM Author: cracking umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49862342) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: odious pistol faggotry Working at McDonald's in high school permanently ruined eggs for me. I was always working weekend breakfast shifts since I was too young to have been out drinking the night before. The smell and texture make me sick now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855204) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Saffron Forum Azn Remember when you used to give guys in your fraternity McDonald’s applications? You’re fixated on McDonald’s imho. Did it Build Character? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855236) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: odious pistol faggotry I gave them BK apps, not McD's
It built my ability to smoke mad weed and still be functional, which in a way builds character. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: azure infuriating station roast beef I worked at McDs in high school too haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855246) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: odious pistol faggotry At one point (probably no longer true) up to 1 in 10 Americans have worked there at some point in their lives, absolutely absurd stat when you think about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855255) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Saffron Forum Azn Did it build Character (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49856515) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Racy Cobalt Parlor Mad Cow Disease This is widely known and yet I still see colleagues order hotel scrambled eggs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855215) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:52 PM Author: Razzmatazz Brunch Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49855429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:32 AM Author: white public bath Yep isn’t this already beyond widely known? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49856524) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:59 AM Author: bonkers rusted whorehouse dingle berry think of all the ultra-processed frankenstein "food" everyone including urself voluntarily eats despite it being obviously synthetic. >99% of people are just going to shrug if they find out their eggs came from some dubious bag, they're eating oreos and drinking coke anyways. even the "healthy" ones are eating packaged salad dressings and hummus and dysgenic chicken pumped full of horseshit. the ones who recoil at bagged eggs are the ones more dishonest with themselves unless they are religiously eating clean across the board, in which case the hilton continental breakfast is hardly a thought in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49856541) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 AM Author: tan roommate CR, I try to eat clean as much as possible but of course eat loads of BS probably worse than bagged eggs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862100&forum_id=2Elisa#49856547) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: fluffy topaz chad I think most people know mass scrambled eggs are from liquid eggs. I assumed it was like they had a milk container like thing like you get at the supermarket, which they poured into a pan and cooked. A plastic fuckin bag in the microwave, cut up with chicken wire to simulate “real” scrambled eggs, is another level.
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