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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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copper house-broken quadroon
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Ty
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copper house-broken quadroon
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
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That’s all about to change.
copper house-broken quadroon
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
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Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
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who is opposing counsel
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
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copper house-broken quadroon
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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at least use the word scholarship.
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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what is this case over anyway
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That’s how all people from CA sound
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: mahogany church reading party

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Federal hell fat ankles



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: pontificating exhilarant stage

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: pontificating exhilarant stage

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: pontificating exhilarant stage

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bull Headed At-the-ready Sanctuary

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Razzle Massive Garrison

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: pungent curious den

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: pungent curious den

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: sienna really tough guy

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Underhanded Amethyst Gas Station Roast Beef

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: pungent curious den

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Underhanded Amethyst Gas Station Roast Beef

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: amber laughsome tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: provocative associate background story

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Translucent mental disorder multi-billionaire

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: pungent curious den

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: vengeful jap

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: vengeful jap

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: ivory histrionic temple

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: pontificating exhilarant stage

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: pontificating exhilarant stage

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Obsidian public bath twinkling uncleanness

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Jade Hairraiser National Security Agency

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Aromatic trump supporter

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Arousing main people

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing main people

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Aromatic trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Arousing main people

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Violent chapel

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lodge

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Arousing main people

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Arousing main people

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Orange international law enforcement agency

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Aromatic trump supporter

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Arousing main people

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Violent chapel

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Arousing main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: provocative associate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: concupiscible library

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Arousing main people

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Arousing main people

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Violent chapel

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: pungent curious den

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: unhinged stead old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: provocative associate background story

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar milk parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle alcoholic bbw cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: amber laughsome tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: pink gay wizard

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: 180 claret box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: provocative associate background story

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: provocative associate background story

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Arousing main people

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: provocative associate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Maniacal irradiated casino degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: contagious navy indirect expression gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle alcoholic bbw cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Big piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Arousing main people

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: provocative associate background story

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: unhinged stead old irish cottage

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Violent chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Arousing main people

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Arousing main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Stimulating lodge

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: provocative associate background story

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: concupiscible library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Arousing main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Arousing main people

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Arousing main people

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: hateful gay blood rage community account

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hateful gay blood rage community account

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: pungent curious den

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Maniacal irradiated casino degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Razzle Massive Garrison

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle alcoholic bbw cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: sapphire talented karate yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Translucent mental disorder multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Gold Passionate Black Woman Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: pungent curious den

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Arousing main people

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Arousing main people

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: drab hideous office

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Floppy french chef

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Arousing main people

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar milk parlour

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar milk parlour

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar milk parlour

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar milk parlour

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Arousing main people

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar milk parlour

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: aggressive dingle berry state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all Range

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Green motley business firm

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Umber wild tattoo

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Umber wild tattoo

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: concupiscible library

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: saffron cracking factory reset button house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: pink gay wizard

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible library

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: pink gay wizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible library

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: pink gay wizard

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Maniacal irradiated casino degenerate

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Vigorous dog poop persian

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Boyish Sandwich Lay

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: contagious navy indirect expression gunner

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: concupiscible library

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Adulterous Keepsake Machete

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: contagious navy indirect expression gunner

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Glittery impressive menage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Obsidian public bath twinkling uncleanness

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: concupiscible library

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: excitant forum pisswyrm

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: excitant forum pisswyrm

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Federal hell fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible library

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Carmine brunch

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: concupiscible library

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Vigorous dog poop persian

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Big piazza

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: out-of-control shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Gold Passionate Black Woman Church Building

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: dead hominid native

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: copper house-broken quadroon

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Flatulent crawly spot

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Vigorous dog poop persian

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105370)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49138680)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Know-it-all Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49180889)