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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
dashing location masturbator
  06/30/25
wow lol
Blue Hall Pozpig
  06/30/25
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hairraiser painfully honest cruise ship
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Blue Hall Pozpig
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
dashing location masturbator
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
chartreuse candlestick maker gaping
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
dashing location masturbator
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
excitant nibblets
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Mind-boggling Main People Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Blue Hall Pozpig
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
curious narrow-minded useless brakes cuck
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
dashing location masturbator
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Mind-boggling Main People Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
cracking half-breed mediation
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Blue Hall Pozpig
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
dashing location masturbator
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
passionate sable ape
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
marvelous bipolar macaca
  06/30/25
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Insecure really tough guy
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Burgundy Concupiscible Market
  06/30/25
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dashing location masturbator
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Galvanic chad
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
yapping boyish indian lodge
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Maniacal Knife
  06/30/25
...
curious narrow-minded useless brakes cuck
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
cracking half-breed mediation
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Heady Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
...
yapping boyish indian lodge
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
aromatic property degenerate
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Puce friendly grandma
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Mustard rehab stain
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
aqua 180 therapy school cafeteria
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
zippy aphrodisiac jew striped hyena
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Pink racy plaza
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: dashing location masturbator

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Blue Hall Pozpig

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Blue Hall Pozpig

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: dashing location masturbator

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: chartreuse candlestick maker gaping

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: dashing location masturbator

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: excitant nibblets

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Main People Travel Guidebook

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Blue Hall Pozpig

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: curious narrow-minded useless brakes cuck

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: dashing location masturbator

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Main People Travel Guidebook

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: cracking half-breed mediation

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Blue Hall Pozpig

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: dashing location masturbator

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: passionate sable ape

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: marvelous bipolar macaca

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Insecure really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Concupiscible Market

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: dashing location masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic chad

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: yapping boyish indian lodge

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Maniacal Knife

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: curious narrow-minded useless brakes cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: cracking half-breed mediation

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Heady Old Irish Cottage

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: yapping boyish indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: aromatic property degenerate

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Puce friendly grandma

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Mustard rehab stain

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: aqua 180 therapy school cafeteria

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: zippy aphrodisiac jew striped hyena

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Pink racy plaza

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065360)