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Fear-inspiring Boyish Theater Stage Friendly Grandma
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
Pearly mother
  06/10/17
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Fear-inspiring Boyish Theater Stage Friendly Grandma
  06/10/17
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Burgundy bat shit crazy preventive strike
  06/10/17
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vigorous smoky dilemma macaca
  06/11/17
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Plum Costumed Spot
  12/16/17
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Lake Passionate Shrine
  09/17/20
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Pearly mother
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Pearly mother
  06/10/17
MOAR!
ruddy heady church
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
ruddy heady church
  06/10/17
sup
Glittery haunted graveyard location
  10/02/17
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ruddy heady church
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Pearly mother
  06/10/17
MOAR!
ruddy heady church
  06/10/17
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ruddy heady church
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ruddy heady church
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Violent Athletic Conference
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
Pearly mother
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
vigorous smoky dilemma macaca
  06/11/17
How dare you
Pearly mother
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
aqua diverse stage antidepressant drug
  10/26/20
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ruddy heady church
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
hairraiser ivory den
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
ruddy heady church
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Pearly mother
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
ruddy heady church
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Pearly mother
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
Mustard Kitchen Shitlib
  01/19/20
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Razzmatazz Stead Pozpig
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
Appetizing federal stage
  06/10/17
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ruddy heady church
  10/30/17
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Pearly mother
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
Violet spectacular puppy immigrant
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Pearly mother
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
Violet spectacular puppy immigrant
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
ruddy heady church
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Pearly mother
  06/11/17
ty
ruddy heady church
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Splenetic goyim
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
ruddy heady church
  06/22/17
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Razzmatazz Stead Pozpig
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
wonderful toaster
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
ruddy heady church
  06/22/17
ty
wonderful toaster
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
ruddy heady church
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
ruddy heady church
  10/12/17
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ruddy heady church
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Disgusting Stimulating Field French Chef
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Pearly mother
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Pearly mother
  12/22/17
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Pearly mother
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
high-end chad dopamine
  04/30/18
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Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  04/30/18
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ruddy heady church
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
ruddy heady church
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
ruby nudist site
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
Pearly mother
  01/19/20
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ruddy heady church
  08/18/18
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ruddy heady church
  10/19/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
ruddy heady church
  10/20/18
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ruddy heady church
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
ruddy heady church
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
Pearly mother
  06/09/19
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Pearly mother
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
galvanic insanely creepy brunch
  09/24/19
A content machine.
aqua diverse stage antidepressant drug
  09/24/19
amazing
high-end chad dopamine
  09/25/19
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Sapphire Sickened Hospital
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Pearly mother
  12/31/19
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high-end chad dopamine
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Mustard Kitchen Shitlib
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Mustard Kitchen Shitlib
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
high-end chad dopamine
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
high-end chad dopamine
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Irate Legal Warrant
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Pearly mother
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high-end chad dopamine
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Pearly mother
  09/17/20
Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
Bespoke national security agency whorehouse
  09/17/20
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ruddy heady church
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
high-end chad dopamine
  10/26/20
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Adventurous Coral Pervert
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Pearly mother
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
black adulterous sanctuary useless brakes
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
Pearly mother
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Pearly mother
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high-end chad dopamine
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Pearly mother
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
high-end chad dopamine
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
high-end chad dopamine
  08/25/21
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sepia beady-eyed school cafeteria gaping
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we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
high-end chad dopamine
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
high-end chad dopamine
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Pearly mother
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Pearly mother
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Pearly mother
  09/29/21
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Pearly mother
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
aqua diverse stage antidepressant drug
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
high-end chad dopamine
  12/01/21
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Stirring flirting digit ratio corner
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
high-end chad dopamine
  12/12/21
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Pearly mother
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Pearly mother
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Pearly mother
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Pearly mother
  04/08/22
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high-end chad dopamine
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  06/28/22
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Razzmatazz Stead Pozpig
  09/12/23
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Pearly mother
  10/08/22
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Rambunctious snowy address fat ankles
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Pearly mother
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
Clear Curious Pocket Flask Elastic Band
  10/19/22
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Pearly mother
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
Mustard Kitchen Shitlib
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
Pearly mother
  10/24/22
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Irradiated pearl theater factory reset button
  01/14/25
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
Pearly mother
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Pearly mother
  11/25/22
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Rambunctious snowy address fat ankles
  12/06/22
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Pearly mother
  12/25/22
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Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  06/12/23
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Green Trump Supporter Kitty
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Pearly mother
  06/26/23
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Pearly mother
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  09/03/23
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Pearly mother
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Pearly mother
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Pearly mother
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Pearly mother
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Pearly mother
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
ruddy heady church
  11/30/23
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Stirring flirting digit ratio corner
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Pearly mother
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
Pearly mother
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
Clear Curious Pocket Flask Elastic Band
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
Pearly mother
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
Pearly mother
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
high-end chad dopamine
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Pearly mother
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Pearly mother
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Pearly mother
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Pearly mother
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Pearly mother
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Pearly mother
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
Pearly mother
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Pearly mother
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Pearly mother
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Pearly mother
  01/14/25
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sepia beady-eyed school cafeteria gaping
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Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Pearly mother
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Pearly mother
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
Pearly mother
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Pearly mother
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Pearly mother
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Pearly mother
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Pearly mother
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Pearly mother
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Pearly mother
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Pearly mother
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
Pearly mother
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Pearly mother
  04/24/25
Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Pearly mother
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Pearly mother
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Pearly mother
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Pearly mother
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Pearly mother
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Pearly mother
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Pearly mother
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Pearly mother
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce
  01/19/26
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incel adams
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Boyish Theater Stage Friendly Grandma



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Boyish Theater Stage Friendly Grandma



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: Burgundy bat shit crazy preventive strike



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: vigorous smoky dilemma macaca



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Plum Costumed Spot



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Lake Passionate Shrine



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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Pearly mother



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33520259)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: Glittery haunted graveyard location

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: ruddy heady church



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: ruddy heady church



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: ruddy heady church



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Violent Athletic Conference



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Pearly mother

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: vigorous smoky dilemma macaca

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Pearly mother

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: aqua diverse stage antidepressant drug

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: hairraiser ivory den

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Pearly mother

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Pearly mother

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Mustard Kitchen Shitlib

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Stead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Appetizing federal stage

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Violet spectacular puppy immigrant

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Violet spectacular puppy immigrant

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Splenetic goyim

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: ruddy heady church

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Stead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: wonderful toaster

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: ruddy heady church

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: wonderful toaster

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: ruddy heady church

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: ruddy heady church

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Disgusting Stimulating Field French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Pearly mother

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: ruby nudist site

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: ruddy heady church

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Pearly mother

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy brunch

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: aqua diverse stage antidepressant drug

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Sapphire Sickened Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Mustard Kitchen Shitlib

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Mustard Kitchen Shitlib

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Irate Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: Bespoke national security agency whorehouse

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: ruddy heady church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Coral Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: black adulterous sanctuary useless brakes

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: sepia beady-eyed school cafeteria gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: aqua diverse stage antidepressant drug

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Stirring flirting digit ratio corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: high-end chad dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Stead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious snowy address fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Clear Curious Pocket Flask Elastic Band

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Mustard Kitchen Shitlib

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Irradiated pearl theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48551569)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Rambunctious snowy address fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Green Trump Supporter Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Pearly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Pearly mother

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: ruddy heady church

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Stirring flirting digit ratio corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Clear Curious Pocket Flask Elastic Band

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Pearly mother

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: high-end chad dopamine

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Pearly mother

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: sepia beady-eyed school cafeteria gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Pearly mother

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Pearly mother

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Pearly mother

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mental Disorder Lettuce

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: incel adams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..


Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2Elisa#49687964)