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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Boyish nighttime set partner
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Bearded onyx dragon genital piercing
  05/30/25
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Magenta arousing temple
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
stirring pontificating useless brakes
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Big shaky theater hunting ground
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
bipolar whorehouse doctorate
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
clear gaped mad-dog skullcap death wish
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
bipolar whorehouse doctorate
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
exciting jade codepig stage
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
confused office
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
at-the-ready range immigrant
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Insanely Creepy Laughsome Tanning Salon
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Hilarious queen of the night
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Underhanded stage
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Hilarious queen of the night
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
painfully honest telephone
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
tan odious goal in life
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Boyish nighttime set partner



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Bearded onyx dragon genital piercing

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Magenta arousing temple



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: stirring pontificating useless brakes

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Big shaky theater hunting ground

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: bipolar whorehouse doctorate

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: clear gaped mad-dog skullcap death wish

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: bipolar whorehouse doctorate

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: exciting jade codepig stage

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: confused office

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: at-the-ready range immigrant

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Laughsome Tanning Salon

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Hilarious queen of the night

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Underhanded stage

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Hilarious queen of the night

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: painfully honest telephone

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: tan odious goal in life

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)