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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Spectacular hideous business firm
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
fragrant casino preventive strike
  05/30/25
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Curious jet field toilet seat
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Histrionic Circlehead Whorehouse
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
mischievous famous landscape painting wrinkle
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Hyperactive internet-worthy site filthpig
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Arousing Haunting Partner Station
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Hyperactive internet-worthy site filthpig
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Silver native antidepressant drug
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
beady-eyed locale
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
lavender range codepig
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
heady sadistic parlour
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Blathering Lodge Brethren
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Slimy trust fund
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Blathering Lodge Brethren
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Glittery crawly property hominid
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
chocolate harsh french chef
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Spectacular hideous business firm



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: fragrant casino preventive strike

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Curious jet field toilet seat



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Circlehead Whorehouse

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mischievous famous landscape painting wrinkle

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Hyperactive internet-worthy site filthpig

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Arousing Haunting Partner Station

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Hyperactive internet-worthy site filthpig

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Silver native antidepressant drug

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed locale

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lavender range codepig

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: heady sadistic parlour

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Blathering Lodge Brethren

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Slimy trust fund

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Blathering Lodge Brethren

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Glittery crawly property hominid

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: chocolate harsh french chef

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)