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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Slate Locale
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Aquamarine federal set
  05/30/25
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lemon patrolman
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Autistic macaca
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Burgundy main people
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Brindle hideous newt puppy
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
racy mad-dog skullcap
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Brindle hideous newt puppy
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
razzmatazz chrome sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Amethyst Unholy Jap
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Histrionic Red Temple
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Cowardly idiotic mediation voyeur
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Lavender beady-eyed clown
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Nudist yapping old irish cottage stock car
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Lavender beady-eyed clown
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
cerise talented sanctuary water buffalo
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
puce shrine antidepressant drug
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Slate Locale



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine federal set

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: lemon patrolman



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Autistic macaca

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Burgundy main people

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Brindle hideous newt puppy

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: racy mad-dog skullcap

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Brindle hideous newt puppy

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz chrome sneaky criminal

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Amethyst Unholy Jap

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Red Temple

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cowardly idiotic mediation voyeur

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Lavender beady-eyed clown

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Nudist yapping old irish cottage stock car

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Lavender beady-eyed clown

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: cerise talented sanctuary water buffalo

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: puce shrine antidepressant drug

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)