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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Metal Contagious Pisswyrm
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
onyx sickened kitty old irish cottage
  05/30/25
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Gaped Generalized Bond
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
cobalt idiotic plaza
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Vivacious Gay Wizard
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
confused brilliant pit
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
bat-shit-crazy masturbator hall
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
confused brilliant pit
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Frum lay
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Rusted passionate fanboi lodge
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Crimson Persian Pozpig
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
chestnut haunting athletic conference church building
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
carnelian boyish site idea he suggested
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
provocative nibblets
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
carnelian boyish site idea he suggested
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
anal indian lodge striped hyena
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Diverse Stage National Security Agency
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Metal Contagious Pisswyrm



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: onyx sickened kitty old irish cottage

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Gaped Generalized Bond



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: cobalt idiotic plaza

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Gay Wizard

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: confused brilliant pit

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy masturbator hall

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: confused brilliant pit

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Frum lay

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Rusted passionate fanboi lodge

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crimson Persian Pozpig

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chestnut haunting athletic conference church building

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: carnelian boyish site idea he suggested

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: provocative nibblets

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: carnelian boyish site idea he suggested

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: anal indian lodge striped hyena

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Diverse Stage National Security Agency

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)