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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Green pozpig
  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
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Massive goal in life business firm
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Soul-stirring Scarlet Sanctuary
  08/02/25
rip
zippy whorehouse
  08/02/25
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Green pozpig
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
purple racy principal's office
  08/01/25
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Beady-eyed abode preventive strike
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Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Twinkling Impressive Theater Stage Digit Ratio
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
motley space fat ankles
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
insanely creepy curious hominid hospital
  08/01/25
yes
motley space fat ankles
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
motley space fat ankles
  08/01/25
?
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
insanely creepy curious hominid hospital
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Beady-eyed abode preventive strike
  08/01/25
Sick
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/01/25
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motley space fat ankles
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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excitant church building
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
motley space fat ankles
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
zippy whorehouse
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Fantasy-prone bat-shit-crazy mediation stag film
  08/02/25
Hdy
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
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  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
supple azure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Greedy Meetinghouse Ladyboy
  08/02/25
Titcr
Chestnut charismatic electric furnace station
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Greedy Meetinghouse Ladyboy
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Drunken alcoholic temple
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Greedy Meetinghouse Ladyboy
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
dead range
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Flickering flesh becky
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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mind-boggling tattoo mental disorder
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
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Clear infuriating locale national security agency
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Green pozpig

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Massive goal in life business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Scarlet Sanctuary

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: zippy whorehouse

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Green pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: purple racy principal's office

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed abode preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Twinkling Impressive Theater Stage Digit Ratio

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: motley space fat ankles

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious hominid hospital

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: motley space fat ankles

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: motley space fat ankles

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious hominid hospital

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed abode preventive strike

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: motley space fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bat-shit-crazy mediation stag film

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: excitant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: motley space fat ankles

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: zippy whorehouse

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bat-shit-crazy mediation stag film

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Exciting Mustard Mad Cow Disease Area

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: supple azure step-uncle's house lettuce

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Greedy Meetinghouse Ladyboy

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Chestnut charismatic electric furnace station

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Greedy Meetinghouse Ladyboy

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Drunken alcoholic temple

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Greedy Meetinghouse Ladyboy

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: dead range

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Flickering flesh becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Floppy tantric chapel

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling tattoo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Titillating Orchestra Pit Travel Guidebook

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Clear infuriating locale national security agency

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: gay contagious mexican dog poop

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151922)