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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Adventurous death wish filthpig
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Magical galvanic pit fat ankles
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Magical galvanic pit fat ankles
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Adventurous death wish filthpig
  01/05/26
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Adventurous death wish filthpig
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Adventurous death wish filthpig
  01/06/26
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flickering foreskin stead
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Onyx impressive alpha
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Sick Yapping Meetinghouse
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Comical lime garrison milk
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
frum glittery parlour gunner
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/06/26
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lascivious toilet seat
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Comical lime garrison milk
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
frum glittery parlour gunner
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
irradiated piazza weed whacker
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
frum glittery parlour gunner
  01/06/26
Lmao
Adventurous death wish filthpig
  01/06/26
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Alcoholic persian
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Vivacious thirsty market
  01/06/26
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Magical galvanic pit fat ankles
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Adventurous death wish filthpig

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Magical galvanic pit fat ankles

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Magical galvanic pit fat ankles

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Adventurous death wish filthpig

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Adventurous death wish filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Adventurous death wish filthpig

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: flickering foreskin stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Onyx impressive alpha

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Sick Yapping Meetinghouse

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Comical lime garrison milk

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: frum glittery parlour gunner

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Comical lime garrison milk

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: frum glittery parlour gunner

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: irradiated piazza weed whacker

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: frum glittery parlour gunner

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Adventurous death wish filthpig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty market

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Magical galvanic pit fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566761)