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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
razzle free-loading water buffalo becky
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
opaque soul-stirring legend home
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
opaque soul-stirring legend home
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
razzle free-loading water buffalo becky
  01/05/26
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razzle free-loading water buffalo becky
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
razzle free-loading water buffalo becky
  01/06/26
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Boyish pozpig turdskin
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
duck-like chapel factory reset button
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Purple station keepsake machete
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Supple Ebony Hell Useless Brakes
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Adventurous Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/06/26
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Nudist Forum Queen Of The Night
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Supple Ebony Hell Useless Brakes
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Adventurous Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
poppy insane boltzmann business firm
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Adventurous Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan
  01/06/26
Lmao
razzle free-loading water buffalo becky
  01/06/26
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stubborn vengeful plaza goyim
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Beady-eyed meetinghouse
  01/06/26
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opaque soul-stirring legend home
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: razzle free-loading water buffalo becky

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: opaque soul-stirring legend home

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: opaque soul-stirring legend home

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: razzle free-loading water buffalo becky

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: razzle free-loading water buffalo becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: razzle free-loading water buffalo becky

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Boyish pozpig turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: duck-like chapel factory reset button

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Purple station keepsake machete

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Supple Ebony Hell Useless Brakes

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Nudist Forum Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Supple Ebony Hell Useless Brakes

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: poppy insane boltzmann business firm

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: razzle free-loading water buffalo becky

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: stubborn vengeful plaza goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: opaque soul-stirring legend home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566761)