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painful reminder: Luke was 100% responsible for brutal death of Uncle Owen

and his aunt. he sneaked out of the house early that morn...
costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king
  12/19/15
Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars famil...
Effete hateful cuckoldry bbw
  12/19/15
why was this fact left out of the movie?
costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king
  12/27/15
You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the...
laughsome startled queen of the night national
  12/27/15
i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when h...
costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king
  12/19/15
lmao
costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king
  12/27/15
as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotio...
Mauve soul-stirring boltzmann
  12/27/15
That's because the new movie is garbage
Salmon orchestra pit
  12/27/15
emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess
Mauve soul-stirring boltzmann
  12/27/15
Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle...
Twinkling diverse doctorate
  12/27/15
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Azure jet-lagged becky
  12/27/15
He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive see...
supple submissive karate
  12/27/15
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Thirsty learning disabled legal warrant
  12/27/15
Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found ...
iridescent naked coffee pot
  12/27/15
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pungent snowy location idea he suggested
  12/27/15
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hotel children
  08/02/26
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potluck
  08/02/26
Uncle Owen was holding him back
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26
Luckily it's just a movie
.,.,,.,.:...;..,.,..:.:.,:.::,.;
  08/02/26
Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.
Mega Penis
  08/02/26


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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king

and his aunt.

he sneaked out of the house early that morning in the family land-speeder to look for his escaped robots.

while he was gone, the stormtroopers came and torched his house and barbecued his Uncle/Aunt.

Aunt & Uncle could have escaped in the landspeeder if it had been there.

can you imagine Uncle Owen's horror as he and his wife ran to get into the landspeeder and then realized that Luke had taken it out joyriding, despite being admonished not to do so at dinner the previous evening?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29416770)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Effete hateful cuckoldry bbw

Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars family still owned a V-35 Courier

Sure it was a POS but it isn't like they didn't have a speeder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29416782)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king

why was this fact left out of the movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463053)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome startled queen of the night national

You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the caller to find 3PO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463098)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king

i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when he realized Luke had fucked him right in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29416797)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: costumed drunken parlour philosopher-king

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463302)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Mauve soul-stirring boltzmann

as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotional fallout of the death of his aunt and uncle in IV than on the big death in VII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463078)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: Salmon orchestra pit

That's because the new movie is garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463120)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Mauve soul-stirring boltzmann

emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463237)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse doctorate

Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle's. Just goes to show you can raise a kid for 19 years and he still may not give a shit about you when your time comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463132)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Azure jet-lagged becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463212)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: supple submissive karate

He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive seen light sabers work before, and never has the person disappeared after being struck. In fact, Luke himself lost his hand after being struck with a light saber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463291)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Thirsty learning disabled legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463142)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: iridescent naked coffee pot

Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found out R2 was probably stolen AND somehow connected to fucking obi-wan, he should have immediately scrubbed any evidence the droids had been there and probably also gone into hiding for a few weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463204)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: pungent snowy location idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#29463211)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: hotel children



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#50041800)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#50041810)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Uncle Owen was holding him back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#50041808)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: .,.,,.,.:...;..,.,..:.:.,:.::,.;


Luckily it's just a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#50041813)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2Elisa#50041820)