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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Avocado stirring hissy fit
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
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titillating fighting jap athletic conference
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Useless talented menage
  08/02/25
rip
marvelous school reading party
  08/02/25
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Avocado stirring hissy fit
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
blue piazza death wish
  08/01/25
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Mentally impaired stag film
  08/01/25
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Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Learning disabled curious pit
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Garnet yapping dysfunction bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
yes
Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life
  08/01/25
?
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Garnet yapping dysfunction bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Mentally impaired stag film
  08/01/25
Sick
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
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Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Duck-like locale
  08/02/25
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Massive legend hall
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
marvelous school reading party
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Duck-like locale
  08/02/25
Hdy
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Razzle shivering garrison
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
mischievous aphrodisiac stage preventive strike
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
contagious base foreskin
  08/02/25
Titcr
Appetizing sepia factory reset button windowlicker
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
contagious base foreskin
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Irradiated business firm
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
contagious base foreskin
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Gaped big center headpube
  08/02/25
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peach police squad
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
copper deer antler
  08/02/25
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Mahogany bipolar milk
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Crystalline cowardly lay
  08/02/25
?
Ultramarine plaza indirect expression
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
vivacious sapphire faggotry
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Avocado stirring hissy fit

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: titillating fighting jap athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Useless talented menage

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: marvelous school reading party

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Avocado stirring hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: blue piazza death wish

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled curious pit

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Garnet yapping dysfunction bawdyhouse

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Garnet yapping dysfunction bawdyhouse

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stag film

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Duck-like locale

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Massive legend hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boltzmann goal in life

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: marvelous school reading party

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Duck-like locale

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Razzle shivering garrison

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac stage preventive strike

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: contagious base foreskin

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Appetizing sepia factory reset button windowlicker

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: contagious base foreskin

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Irradiated business firm

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: contagious base foreskin

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Gaped big center headpube

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: peach police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: copper deer antler

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Mahogany bipolar milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Crystalline cowardly lay

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza indirect expression

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: vivacious sapphire faggotry

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151922)