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Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Deranged site kitty cat
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Deranged site kitty cat
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Deranged site kitty cat
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Deranged site kitty cat

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Deranged site kitty cat

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Deranged site kitty cat

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: thriller stag film



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: motley institution

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Clear theater stage

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: fear-inspiring water buffalo home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510509)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Shimmering Magical Forum Pistol

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Brilliant autistic gas station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Mewling locale electric furnace

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Idiotic Hall Haunted Graveyard

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49526619)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: UhOh

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49526674)