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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent?

Hint: He's adored by retards.
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.
coral meetinghouse death wish
  12/23/25
Also 2020
Learning Disabled Exciting Place Of Business
  12/23/25
Ford never won a national election against anyone but someho...
ocher multi-colored police squad masturbator
  12/23/25
Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johns...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
you really love Trump huh? lmao
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are ...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mea...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Ma...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against mal...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard: ...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won o...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP pr...
ocher multi-colored police squad masturbator
  12/23/25
“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by in...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means....
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election hth, retar...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
"Primary election" Can't tell if you're being w...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I&...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn&...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
The "office" in this case would be "2016 Repu...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.
Concupiscible cowardly ceo fanboi
  12/23/25
"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
How would you like me to prove my level of success to you wi...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with...
Concupiscible cowardly ceo fanboi
  12/24/25
How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo a...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/24/25
Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post a...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/25/25
? Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensic...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/26/25
just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch
galvanic kitty pistol
  12/23/25
This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself ...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
so did Trump by that logic
galvanic kitty pistol
  12/23/25
Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on,...
Harsh charismatic center
  12/23/25
Biden, who never won an election against anyone
Diverse Dun Multi-billionaire
  12/23/25
You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. He's ...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
He won against Biden in 2020
milky mad cow disease parlour
  12/23/25
That's debatable.
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misog...
Thriller Dingle Berry Stag Film
  12/23/25
no one will remember trump by august 2029
white box office half-breed
  12/23/25
Doubt that. They really love him ^^^
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a per...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/23/25
biden, why?
cream generalized bond
  12/23/25
Ford Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024
galvanic kitty pistol
  12/23/25
brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter&rsq...
Concupiscible cowardly ceo fanboi
  12/23/25
...
Motley boiling water crackhouse
  12/23/25
wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy ...
beady-eyed submissive rehab
  12/23/25
politics makes you stupid
frozen shrine love of her life
  12/23/25
not necessarily
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/23/25
oh ok
Primrose striped hyena piazza
  12/23/25
...
Federal athletic conference market
  12/23/25
...
beady-eyed submissive rehab
  12/23/25
he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pr...
Aggressive irate principal's office macaca
  12/23/25
...
Thriller Dingle Berry Stag Film
  12/24/25
...
Fragrant tan station telephone
  12/24/25
Gerald Ford?
hairraiser at-the-ready cumskin
  12/24/25
Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male oppone...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary electi...
Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/24/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Hint: He's adored by retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533011)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: coral meetinghouse death wish

He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533017)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Exciting Place Of Business

Also 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533045)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: ocher multi-colored police squad masturbator

Ford never won a national election against anyone but somehow ended up POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533023)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johnson or John Tyler. Mark, you must be one of those adoring retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533031)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

you really love Trump huh? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533052)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:08 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are an idiot and my “loving Trump”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533055)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mean to him on the internet. Because he's just... just so..."

*sobs uncontrollably*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533057)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Mark!

You’re not really helping your case here re being an adoring retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533058)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against male opponents, you retarded fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533061)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2#49533068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533072)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won over a dozen elections against MALE opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533060)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: ocher multi-colored police squad masturbator

Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP primaries. Cruz, Rubio, Bush etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533067)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by including elections that aren’t presidential general elections… oh whoops, that would mean Trump also won elections against male opponents! Looks like I, Mark, really am as retarded as one would have to be to get outed.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_primaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533068)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means. Are you a foreigner, or just a retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election

hth, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533079)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

"Primary election"

Can't tell if you're being willfully stupid, or if this is what your burst IQ looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533084)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I’m sure they covered it in Poli Sci 101 at Utah State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533088)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:12 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn’t say “Howard Dean won the Iowa election in 2004,” would we?

Look, I don’t want to get personal, but I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc. I’m guessing you’d say it was the libs and/or blacks that kept your genius from being fully recognized, but if you’re being objective you’ll appreciate that that’s just the excuse you tell yourself to rationalize having failed @ life. If it helps you avoid suicide I guess it’s fine, but.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533106)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

The "office" in this case would be "2016 Republican Party presidential nominee." Since the primaries involve voting for one's preferred candidate, the usage of the word "election" is entirely appropriate. You are just being a pedantic moron in a desperate attempt to save face on this hilarious abortion of a thread.

"I don’t want to get personal"

Well, I guess you wouldn't, given that the highlights of your personal life include marrying a retarded drug addict and turning your children into castrated freaks.

"I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc."

You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures. This is because you don't know who I am, because unlike you, Mark, I am not a gigantic retard who managed to get outed on an Internet forum. For all you know, I could be the Chief Justice of the United States himself, or perhaps something even more impressive, such as the President.

Do remember to pass on your many helpful "avoiding suicide" tips to those tranny kids of yours. I hear that demographic is at elevated risk :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible cowardly ceo fanboi

jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533491)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures."

Lol, that's exactly what someone who has failed @ life on all of those measures would say on the internet. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534214)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

How would you like me to prove my level of success to you without outing myself, Mark?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534223)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape" sign. Or post a pic of your Princeton degree like Drake did, with an "ape" sticky over your name. Or your Columbia LS acceptance letter like NSAM did.

There's a million other ways, but you won't do any of them because you haven't achieved anything to be proud of, hth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49537388)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible cowardly ceo fanboi

lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with an internet stranger on christmas eve after getting btfo in your own stupid thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49538295)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo actually belongs to me? Retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49538387)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49540003)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

?

Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensical. Suggest a better method or fuck off.

Also, why exactly should I feel obligated to prove anything to you? Since when is there a general norm on this site that everyone has to provide proven information about their life in some dick-measuring contest? I think the site's ethos is more that one's poasts stand on their own merits. Perhaps your weird obsession with "academic achievement" reflects the lack of any such merit in the inane garbage you poast on here.

You made the claim of being "miles ahead of you by any measure of achievement" - you have the burden of proof, so YOU post YOUR proof or shut the fuck up, Mark. You being an oversharing outed moron doesn't obligate everyone else to follow you down the same path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49540205)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: galvanic kitty pistol

just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself at this point. Sort of a “Poe’s law” type of deal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534246)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: galvanic kitty pistol

so did Trump by that logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533137)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’d been the nominee, he just, uh, didn’t feel like being US POTUS anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:29 AM
Author: Harsh charismatic center

It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on, and it did not start with him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533032)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Diverse Dun Multi-billionaire

Biden, who never won an election against anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533038)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.

He's an orange-hued dipshit who could never win an election against a MAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533053)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: milky mad cow disease parlour

He won against Biden in 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533081)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

That's debatable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533085)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Thriller Dingle Berry Stag Film

troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misogynist toothless hillbilly from the backwoods of Utah or some such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533059)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: white box office half-breed

no one will remember trump by august 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533065)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Doubt that. They really love him ^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533066)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a person taking office as a result of a vote, not a person being nominated for an office as a result of a vote.

Girl: a loosely defined term that can mean either a biologically female human child, or a biologically male human child with a bizarre mental condition.

- excerpted from the EPAH Dictionary of English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533112)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:35 AM
Author: cream generalized bond

biden, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533114)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:48 AM
Author: galvanic kitty pistol

Ford

Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533136)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible cowardly ceo fanboi

brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter’s beard-growing medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533480)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Motley boiling water crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49535523)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed submissive rehab

wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy that would have been defeated by any competent man be the retarded ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533482)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: frozen shrine love of her life

politics makes you stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533498)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

not necessarily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Primrose striped hyena piazza

oh ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534224)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Federal athletic conference market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed submissive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49534341)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Aggressive irate principal's office macaca

he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pretty small sample.

twice the opponents chose a woman.

the other time his male opponent got a massive boost of "election fortification."

Trump is supposed to be ashamed of that? not the Dems?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49533516)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: Thriller Dingle Berry Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49536059)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Fragrant tan station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49536061)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready cumskin

Gerald Ford?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49537458)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49537514)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Theater Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary elections. I notice you never responded to my point about you being a pedantic dipshit about the precise and proper use of the word "election," even as you endlessly bleat about how the word "girl" akshually encompasses your literally biologically male child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2Elisa#49538398)