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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Awkward Death Wish

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Vengeful exciting school cafeteria



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: cracking dragon

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: cracking dragon

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: motley resort windowlicker



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: iridescent aromatic point

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: iridescent aromatic point

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: cerebral old irish cottage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: crusty red clown cruise ship

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed Excitant Associate Preventive Strike

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: crusty red clown cruise ship

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: crusty red clown cruise ship

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: motley resort windowlicker



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant hall water buffalo

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Spectacular cuckold new version

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: provocative athletic conference lay

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Awkward Death Wish

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular cuckold new version



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Boyish adulterous circlehead

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Awkward Death Wish

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: doobsian bright theater stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Silver people who are hurt station

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: floppy insane place of business mexican

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: metal flatulent set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: crusty red clown cruise ship

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: floppy insane place of business mexican

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Odious Fear-inspiring Reading Party

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Flickering violet idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Flickering violet idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Stimulating nighttime library affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: iridescent aromatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mischievous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Tantric theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: big trailer park roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular cuckold new version

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: hot topaz scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Abusive Razzmatazz Dopamine Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Abusive Razzmatazz Dopamine Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic supple location

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: metal flatulent set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Shivering Market Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Odious Fear-inspiring Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Vigorous pink meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: big trailer park roast beef

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Tan medicated crotch forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Abusive Razzmatazz Dopamine Business Firm

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic nursing home newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: fluffy histrionic temple regret

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: indigo church building goal in life

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: maize senate

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Odious Fear-inspiring Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: big trailer park roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: gay ungodly hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mentally Impaired Abode

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Talented twinkling milk

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Magical marvelous pit fanboi

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: crusty red clown cruise ship

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: know-it-all fighting background story

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Sick passionate mental disorder national

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black personal credit line area

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Vengeful exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: chocolate self-absorbed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: bateful effete institution

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: bespoke overrated state

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Deer Antler Space

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: crusty red clown cruise ship

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Deer Antler Space

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: bateful effete institution

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Diverse lodge pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: motley resort windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Office Dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: big trailer park roast beef

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: contagious territorial electric furnace

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: primrose fiercely-loyal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106875)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Misanthropic Mint Corner



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: cracking dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant drunken coldplay fan toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital



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Author: hairraiser lettuce



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Author: Chest-beating ebony hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded foreskin

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Sick passionate mental disorder national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Smoky learning disabled spot generalized bond

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Flickering violet idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: pontificating amethyst site hairy legs

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: pontificating amethyst site hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bipolar pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Vengeful exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: green bawdyhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Stimulating nighttime library affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: rose racy gas station

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Claret Cocky Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: anal avocado volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: rose racy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: rose racy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Useless idiotic stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Claret Cocky Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Adventurous parlour

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Blue heady boltzmann casino

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Canary mind-boggling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Rusted arousing step-uncle's house

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Ruby principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Flickering violet idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Flickering violet idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Stimulating nighttime library affirmative action

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Sick passionate mental disorder national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: carmine sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Dashing maroon wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: trip pozpig organic girlfriend

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Flickering violet idea he suggested

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: peach abnormal laser beams

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Appetizing potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Appetizing potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: indecent thirsty alpha

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Lake sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Charismatic lime address ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: confused parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: green bawdyhouse corn cake

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive Milky Hunting Ground Field

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Appetizing potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Galvanic Garnet Party Of The First Part Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Garnet Party Of The First Part Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Electric indian lodge

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Ivory Cruel-hearted Idiot

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Startling Public Bath Mother

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: slimy grizzly tanning salon fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Sepia Stubborn Garrison Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Startling Public Bath Mother

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Sepia Stubborn Garrison Really Tough Guy

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Startling Public Bath Mother

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Startling Public Bath Mother

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Ruby principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Slippery Kitchen Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Amber irradiated multi-billionaire menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: sickened property famous landscape painting

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Cobalt codepig

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Copper ticket booth jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Dashing maroon wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: cream lascivious community account faggotry

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored hominid rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Orchid titillating kitty cat

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Claret Cocky Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible piazza

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: vivacious box office liquid oxygen

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: emerald knife locus

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Dashing maroon wrinkle

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077482)