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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort degenerate

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: aquamarine property travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bronze marvelous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia senate newt

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia senate newt

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: geriatric community account mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Slate den

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Slate den

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: nighttime 180 idea he suggested



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing liquid oxygen

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: excitant whorehouse

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing liquid oxygen

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Arousing liquid oxygen

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: geriatric community account mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring jap

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: abnormal psychic

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Hateful disturbing house haunted graveyard

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort degenerate

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: abnormal psychic



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Crackhouse Halford

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort degenerate

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Godawful Hot Field

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Dun dashing mother filthpig

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: charismatic lodge son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Arousing liquid oxygen

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Dun dashing mother filthpig

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Metal brunch

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: gaped karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: gaped karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: curious disrespectful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Slate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Balding chestnut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Passionate Violent International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Flirting forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: abnormal psychic

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded stubborn ceo clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
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Author: Milky Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Carnelian know-it-all toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed quadroon



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Deep cumskin factory reset button



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Carnelian know-it-all toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: crystalline odious foreskin masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: crystalline odious foreskin masturbator



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: mustard codepig

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: charismatic lodge son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Comical university genital piercing



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Metal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Bateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Flirting forum

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Light ape toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: crystalline odious foreskin masturbator

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: spruce death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Exciting violent parlour

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: bright supple ticket booth

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Police Squad

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Metal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Flirting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Chocolate glittery keepsake machete preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: exhilarant bearded boistinker

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored parlor

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Flushed stead

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Arousing liquid oxygen

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Floppy avocado pistol

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: alcoholic orchestra pit

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Disgusting Weed Whacker Voyeur

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: aquamarine property travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Contagious claret alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Appetizing Legal Warrant Casino

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Vigorous slap-happy kitty cat box office

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: hairraiser self-centered principal's office hissy fit

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Arousing liquid oxygen

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: hairraiser self-centered principal's office hissy fit

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Legal Warrant Casino

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Greedy Stirring Wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: geriatric community account mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: thriller circlehead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Flirting forum

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Awkward crotch

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Azure deranged piazza



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Adventurous School

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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: cordovan racy tattoo



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Heady selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: alcoholic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma round eye

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: gaped karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: boyish dead pervert

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: boyish dead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Talented red theater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: aquamarine property travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Fragrant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: curious disrespectful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: amber hell

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: galvanic love of her life rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: amber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: amber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: razzle shivering library mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: spectacular jade double fault

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: vengeful orchid feces mental disorder

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Laughsome rose turdskin heaven

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Crawly Trip Center Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: gaped karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: gaped karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: curious disrespectful mad cow disease

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: alcoholic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Big Pearl Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: lavender yarmulke stage

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: gaped karate home

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: bonkers flatulent base

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Impertinent razzmatazz site affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Impertinent razzmatazz site affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Nubile rehab dingle berry

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: hilarious tanning salon puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Swollen sable locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: honey-headed french chef national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Medicated Rambunctious Space Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Fragrant giraffe

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: jet-lagged concupiscible stage

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Impertinent razzmatazz site affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic blood rage cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic blood rage cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Adventurous School

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: aggressive fanboi point

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Misanthropic stock car background story

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Carnelian know-it-all toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: obsidian titillating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Misanthropic stock car background story

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: obsidian titillating plaza

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Misanthropic stock car background story

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Misanthropic stock car background story

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Crawly Trip Center Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: pink shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling insane pozpig therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Topaz gunner immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Green motley theater stage volcanic crater

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed quadroon

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: scarlet irradiated meetinghouse dragon

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling scourge upon the earth kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Puce Native

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: beta saffron area national security agency

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: rough-skinned yellow theatre

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: bronze marvelous queen of the night

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077482)