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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Pearl hyperventilating range
  07/14/25
Ty
racy mother coffee pot
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chest-beating high-end abode
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
arousing heaven indirect expression
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
arousing heaven indirect expression
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
arousing heaven indirect expression
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
gay exciting field fanboi
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
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burgundy metal hell
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
fishy crackhouse
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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racy mother coffee pot
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motley juggernaut national security agency
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galvanic tripping telephone
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Primrose Menage
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citrine resort
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
bateful home codepig
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
bateful home codepig
  07/14/25
what a stud
Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
boyish insane spot
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
trip corner boiling water
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
bateful home codepig
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
trip corner boiling water
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sickened lay
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
motley juggernaut national security agency
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
vivacious mustard karate ticket booth
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
bateful home codepig
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
stirring theater
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
stirring theater
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
glittery sanctuary
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
arousing heaven indirect expression
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
racy mother coffee pot
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
arousing heaven indirect expression
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
lascivious boistinker
  07/15/25
Best of luck
buff irradiated pit
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Bearded parlour hominid
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
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Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
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Bearded parlour hominid
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what is this case over anyway
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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Where is the link
excitant base
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
excitant base
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Clear Stage
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Here he comes
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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rookie blunder
180 reading party
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ahhhhh shit!!!
Bearded parlour hominid
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Big Piazza
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
excitant base
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt
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motley juggernaut national security agency
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
Primrose Menage
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Passionate Offensive Foreskin
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Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Big Piazza
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
excitant base
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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Big Piazza
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt
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Big Piazza
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
racy mother coffee pot
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
boyish insane spot
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
bateful home codepig
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Big Piazza
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baldmo judge tp
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dashing library
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needs legal advice
olive useless brakes forum
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
excitant base
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histrionic property mad cow disease
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Imagine?
motley juggernaut national security agency
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
motley juggernaut national security agency
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
racy mother coffee pot
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Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
motley juggernaut national security agency
  07/15/25
Tho humble
boyish insane spot
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Big-titted startling legal warrant partner
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Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
racy mother coffee pot
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Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Clear Stage
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
motley juggernaut national security agency
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Primrose Menage
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
Big Piazza
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Big Piazza
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Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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Further errors tp
Big Piazza
  07/15/25
forwent work
boyish insane spot
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looking at their firm size tp
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
excitant base
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Ocher party of the first part
  07/15/25
*gayer
boyish insane spot
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Ocher party of the first part
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
bateful home codepig
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
dashing library
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Doobsian Sound Barrier Set
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kike
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Passionate Offensive Foreskin
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odious dull bawdyhouse
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
excitant base
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
bateful home codepig
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
tls fox
dashing library
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
dashing library
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carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
excitant base
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
flatulent violet rigpig house
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
unhinged shrine
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
boyish insane spot
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
  07/15/25
👋
racy mother coffee pot
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs
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racy mother coffee pot
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
racy mother coffee pot
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
racy mother coffee pot
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
racy mother coffee pot
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Defense taking umbrage tp
Mischievous exhilarant public bath
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs
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Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution
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dashing library
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Appetizing pink travel guidebook
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
galvanic tripping telephone
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Razzmatazz wine principal's office voyeur
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
tan beady-eyed step-uncle's house crotch
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stfu fag
boyish insane spot
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It is good to be home.
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
Primrose Menage
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carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
olive useless brakes forum
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Primrose Menage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
olive useless brakes forum
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
Primrose Menage
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
olive useless brakes forum
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He’s really good
Doobsian Sound Barrier Set
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
Cracking out-of-control school jew
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
excitant base
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
Lilac address
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Primrose Menage
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
boyish insane spot
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
Lilac address
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Disgusting Vermilion Whorehouse
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
lascivious boistinker
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
Primrose Menage
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Slate Puppy
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Slate Puppy
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ty pumo
racy mother coffee pot
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chest-beating high-end abode
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
Primrose Menage
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You have no idea what you are talking about.
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
Primrose Menage
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
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Big Piazza
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odious dull bawdyhouse
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
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Gorgeous guy
racy mother coffee pot
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So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating range

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: chest-beating high-end abode



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: arousing heaven indirect expression

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: arousing heaven indirect expression

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: arousing heaven indirect expression

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: gay exciting field fanboi

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: fishy crackhouse

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling station cuckoldry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: galvanic tripping telephone



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: trip corner boiling water

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: trip corner boiling water

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: sickened lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: vivacious mustard karate ticket booth

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: stirring theater

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: stirring theater

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: glittery sanctuary

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: arousing heaven indirect expression

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: arousing heaven indirect expression

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: lascivious boistinker

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: buff irradiated pit

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Bearded parlour hominid

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Bearded parlour hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: excitant base

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: excitant base

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Clear Stage

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: 180 reading party

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Bearded parlour hominid

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Big Piazza

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: excitant base

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Primrose Menage

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Passionate Offensive Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Big Piazza

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: excitant base

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Big Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Big Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Big Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Big-titted startling legal warrant partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: citrine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: sickened lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: olive useless brakes forum

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: excitant base

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic property mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: excitant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Doobsian Sound Barrier Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Lilac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: citrine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Impressive Circlehead Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Big-titted startling legal warrant partner

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Maize Soggy Haunted Graveyard Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Clear Stage

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: motley juggernaut national security agency

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Primrose Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Big Piazza

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Big Piazza

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Big Piazza

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: excitant base

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Ocher party of the first part

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Ocher party of the first part

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: dashing library

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Doobsian Sound Barrier Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: fishy crackhouse

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: citrine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Gold misunderstood site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Passionate Offensive Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: vivacious mustard karate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: odious dull bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: excitant base

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: bateful home codepig

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: dashing library

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dashing library

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: excitant base

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: flatulent violet rigpig house

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Mischievous exhilarant public bath

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Chapel Hairy Legs

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Zombie-like Hissy Fit Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing pink travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: galvanic tripping telephone

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz wine principal's office voyeur

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: tan beady-eyed step-uncle's house crotch

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: tan beady-eyed step-uncle's house crotch

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Primrose Menage

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed tanning salon water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: olive useless brakes forum

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Primrose Menage

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: olive useless brakes forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Primrose Menage

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: olive useless brakes forum

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Sound Barrier Set

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cracking out-of-control school jew

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: excitant base

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Lilac address

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Primrose Menage

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: boyish insane spot

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Lilac address

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Disgusting Vermilion Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: lascivious boistinker

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Primrose Menage

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Slate Puppy

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Slate Puppy

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: chest-beating high-end abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Primrose Menage

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: carmine contagious trailer park

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Primrose Menage

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking out-of-control school jew

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Impressive Circlehead Community Account

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Big Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: odious dull bawdyhouse

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Bistre vibrant school cafeteria messiness

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: racy mother coffee pot

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: anal bat shit crazy fat ankles

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Cracking out-of-control school jew

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105370)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49138680)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Echoes of Wisdom ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49180889)