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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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I couldn't find it
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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Horrible/ hilarious
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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I consider this a great compliment
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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jfc
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
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With a purchase price of $54.20
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WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.
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(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)
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The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a...
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
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You British?
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It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.
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Wait, so no one found a typo?
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Heady fiercely-loyal school cafeteria old irish cottage

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant giraffe

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Wine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Sooty Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: disturbing costumed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: painfully honest private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847270)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Magical bright weed whacker associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: stirring lake party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: Provocative meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: brilliant hyperventilating piazza gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: nubile silver kitchen halford

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: disturbing costumed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#48259868)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: dun dashing police squad

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: arousing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: shaky yapping windowlicker

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: mauve travel guidebook cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843220)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Bipolar mahogany reading party legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Pale Idiot

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible sable orchestra pit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847994)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater main people

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: aqua titillating tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: wonderful honey-headed cumskin

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant giraffe

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: arousing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843059)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Wine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843333)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Bateful Center

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Impertinent Bateful Center

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: arousing theater



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac internet-worthy yarmulke

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846303)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac internet-worthy yarmulke

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: vermilion mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Magical bright weed whacker associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: very tactful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: arousing theater

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant giraffe

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: Cyan ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Adventurous misunderstood stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Impertinent Bateful Center

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater main people

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: nubile silver kitchen halford

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Heady fiercely-loyal school cafeteria old irish cottage

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: arousing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: shaky yapping windowlicker

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brunch

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: disturbing costumed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: big depressive

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: dun dashing police squad

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: mauve travel guidebook cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: sinister french patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: disturbing costumed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: arousing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: beta exciting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Adventurous misunderstood stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Magical bright weed whacker associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: khaki contagious milk

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: brilliant hyperventilating piazza gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Aquamarine state

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: flesh sick church building affirmative action

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: mauve travel guidebook cuckold

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Aquamarine state

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: shaky yapping windowlicker

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: nubile silver kitchen halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Vibrant famous landscape painting

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Splenetic Theater Stage Kitty Cat

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Sapphire floppy tattoo

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: violet location foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater main people

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: sinister french patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Magical bright weed whacker associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: shaky yapping windowlicker

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Heady fiercely-loyal school cafeteria old irish cottage

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: sinister french patrolman university

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: sinister french patrolman university

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: bistre spectacular school antidepressant drug

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: sinister french patrolman university

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: racy ultramarine faggotry spot

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse place of business

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: laughsome abode

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: 180 buck-toothed alpha

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: pearl bawdyhouse crotch

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: 180 buck-toothed alpha

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Iridescent bisexual blood rage

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster nibblets

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Crimson mind-boggling home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: salmon menage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: brilliant hyperventilating piazza gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent nofapping son of senegal

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: excitant milky international law enforcement agency death wish

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: dun dashing police squad

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: bistre spectacular school antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: salmon menage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Offensive Codepig Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Navy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: arrogant site liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: arousing theater

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: spruce frozen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: shaky yapping windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: sinister french patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Swollen Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844638)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Light Heaven Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: disturbing costumed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: Cobalt jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Olive Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Blathering electric rehab queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: carnelian house-broken azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: idiotic corner feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing umber sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Navy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: Navy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Ocher Stain Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367446)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#48259835)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: arousing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#48259863)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: arousing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#49063229)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: shaky yapping windowlicker

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: beta exciting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: coral water buffalo

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Cracking ivory boltzmann kitty

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Blathering electric rehab queen of the night

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: pearl bawdyhouse crotch

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: Naked Vivacious Twinkling Uncleanness Puppy

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: laughsome abode

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Blathering electric rehab queen of the night

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Yellow elastic band temple

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: laughsome abode

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: laughsome abode

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: Blathering electric rehab queen of the night

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead rigpig

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: Naked Vivacious Twinkling Uncleanness Puppy

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: arrogant site liquid oxygen

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: maize nighttime sex offender hunting ground

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Passionate maniacal hominid

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: crawly learning disabled degenerate

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater main people

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: violet location foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44859007)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant giraffe

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Plum Stimulating Institution

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: brilliant hyperventilating piazza gunner

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2Elisa#47367395)