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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nursing Home

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nursing Home

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Malinche

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Motley olive really tough guy

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:58 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: snowy indian lodge



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Exciting frum queen of the night office

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Racy Alpha



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Chrome ladyboy whorehouse



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse

Inuit Man

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: tan mewling theatre faggotry



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: passionate voyeur



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: passionate voyeur



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: slimy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: avocado shitlib site



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful Public Bath



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: ruddy histrionic messiness athletic conference

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: gold crackhouse



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed friendly grandma

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: brindle vibrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: opaque irate dingle berry step-uncle's house

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Topaz gas station personal credit line

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: learning disabled lay

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: sapphire headpube crotch

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: learning disabled lay

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: talented resort

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Citrine Comical Water Buffalo Goyim

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: arousing sandwich round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: learning disabled lay

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: hyperactive potus

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: navy filthy library

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: Topaz gas station personal credit line

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: coral toilet seat

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Cerebral Business Firm French Chef

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Charismatic lime boiling water

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Chrome ladyboy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Henna Skinny Woman Psychic

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: navy filthy library

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: heady sick theater stage

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Crimson Kitchen Stock Car

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling crusty university



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Frozen emerald digit ratio

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: multi-colored den mediation



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: smoky trailer park

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: navy filthy library

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: smoky trailer park

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser range

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: big lake field

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sanctuary Telephone

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Charcoal exhilarant parlour

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit Boistinker

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: smoky trailer park

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: fragrant indirect expression



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: hyperactive potus



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: coral toilet seat

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Chrome ladyboy whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Trip domesticated main people

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: excitant blood rage stead



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Brass Medicated Base International Law Enforcement Agency

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: startled outnumbered kitty

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle senate



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: judgmental address



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Stage Mother



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: 180 rehab idiot



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: startled outnumbered kitty

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: learning disabled lay

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Vivacious scarlet locale trump supporter



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: arousing sandwich round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: coral toilet seat

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: coral toilet seat

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: coral toilet seat

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling slap-happy pocket flask native



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Ocher apoplectic karate

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Ocher apoplectic karate

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Brass Medicated Base International Law Enforcement Agency

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Walnut razzmatazz casino chad



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: slimy sound barrier



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Canary property

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: sticky jet church building legal warrant

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous clear background story

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: purple marketing idea mad-dog skullcap

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: aquamarine odious reading party codepig

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: slimy sound barrier

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: stimulating sable brunch clown

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: aromatic azn

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locus electric furnace



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Transparent national fanboi

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: aqua appetizing rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: provocative house-broken piazza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Crimson Kitchen Stock Car

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Drunken obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: brindle vibrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: indecent mood

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: brindle vibrant space

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Disrespectful Garrison

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Bateful Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: lilac genital piercing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: sinister cracking mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: electric corner foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: arousing sandwich round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: mahogany nowag ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Blathering rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Vigorous chartreuse location

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: Doobsian bawdyhouse pisswyrm

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Drunken obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: coral toilet seat

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Charismatic lime boiling water

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Doobsian bawdyhouse pisswyrm

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Black irradiated dilemma

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Bateful Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Dashing onyx school

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: sinister cracking mexican

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Bateful Public Bath

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: curious dull jap area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Vigorous chartreuse location

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Shaky supple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Green Bull Headed Home Dysfunction

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: navy filthy library

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: contagious peach shrine lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Magical Bipolar House Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Low-t Abode Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: bat shit crazy station

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: ruddy histrionic messiness athletic conference

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chapel

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Orchid Arrogant Party Of The First Part Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: passionate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: primrose fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Adventurous clear background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: passionate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Cordovan unholy kitty cat trust fund

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: balding soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: sinister cracking mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: harsh spruce hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: bisexual bat-shit-crazy menage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: passionate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Carmine institution jewess

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: sinister cracking mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: very tactful burgundy forum love of her life

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551784)



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Date: February 14th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Talk to Alvor of Riverwood (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49670427)