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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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flirting pisswyrm toaster
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Embarrassed to the bone rigpig
  06/27/25
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red people who are hurt
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Judgmental stag film
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
flirting pisswyrm toaster
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Judgmental stag film
  06/27/25
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khaki whorehouse pervert
  06/27/25
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Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe
  06/27/25
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Clear personal credit line
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mind-boggling base electric furnace
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mind-boggling base electric furnace
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/25
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olive excitant immigrant pozpig
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Aromatic hall
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Judgmental stag film
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe
  06/27/25
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sepia unhinged hell jew
  06/27/25
It's both
Ruby state pistol
  06/27/25
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Clear personal credit line
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
yellow aphrodisiac den
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
flatulent patrolman school cafeteria
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Embarrassed to the bone rigpig
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
indigo masturbator
  06/27/25
lmfao
Aromatic hall
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
self-absorbed pit
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Clear personal credit line
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
self-absorbed pit
  06/27/25
lmao
mind-boggling base electric furnace
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Judgmental stag film
  06/27/25
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canary ape
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
mind-boggling base electric furnace
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Internet-worthy Mauve Point Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
mind-boggling base electric furnace
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Internet-worthy Mauve Point Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Clear personal credit line
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
self-absorbed pit
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
mind-boggling base electric furnace
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Clear personal credit line
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
learning disabled hominid
  06/27/25
TiTscR
histrionic shimmering location persian
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
flirting pisswyrm toaster
  06/27/25
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flirting pisswyrm toaster
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
yellow aphrodisiac den
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Rose headpube senate
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Coral Adulterous Site
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Laughsome pocket flask dilemma
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
domesticated out-of-control reading party address
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Rose headpube senate
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Violent Spot French Chef
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
flatulent patrolman school cafeteria
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
mind-boggling base electric furnace
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
domesticated out-of-control reading party address
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Rose headpube senate
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: flirting pisswyrm toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rigpig

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: red people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Judgmental stag film

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: flirting pisswyrm toaster

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Judgmental stag film

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: khaki whorehouse pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: olive excitant immigrant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Aromatic hall

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Judgmental stag film

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: sepia unhinged hell jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Ruby state pistol

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: yellow aphrodisiac den

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: flatulent patrolman school cafeteria

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rigpig

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: indigo masturbator

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Aromatic hall

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed pit

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Clear personal credit line

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed pit

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Judgmental stag film

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: canary ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Mauve Point Cuckoldry

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Mauve Point Cuckoldry

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan temple giraffe

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Clear personal credit line

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed pit

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Clear personal credit line

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: learning disabled hominid

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering location persian

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: flirting pisswyrm toaster

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: flirting pisswyrm toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: yellow aphrodisiac den

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Rose headpube senate

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Coral Adulterous Site

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome pocket flask dilemma

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: domesticated out-of-control reading party address

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Rose headpube senate

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Violent Spot French Chef

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: flatulent patrolman school cafeteria

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling base electric furnace

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: domesticated out-of-control reading party address

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Rose headpube senate

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055482)