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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Confused mauve principal's office
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Confused mauve principal's office
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Aqua cowardly senate dysfunction
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
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Pale lascivious office haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
18000000000000
fuchsia market son of senegal
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dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
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Aqua cowardly senate dysfunction
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Federal unhinged cruise ship
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purple titillating incel
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fantasy-prone hairy legs
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geriatric fortuitous meteor
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at-the-ready locus
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Bat Shit Crazy Embarrassed To The Bone Dog Poop National Security Agency
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Curious Transparent Travel Guidebook
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carmine beady-eyed national
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kink-friendly sooty indirect expression plaza
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Amber jap candlestick maker
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provocative address goyim
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Confused mauve principal's office
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Confused mauve principal's office
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
walnut abusive box office
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
swashbuckling shitlib lettuce
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Indecent yellow resort black woman
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provocative address goyim
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
purple titillating incel
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
lavender floppy mediation
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Passionate Cruel-hearted House
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
fantasy-prone hairy legs
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
pink corner
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
walnut abusive box office
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
pink corner
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
walnut abusive box office
  07/07/25
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at-the-ready locus
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
pink corner
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Passionate Cruel-hearted House
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
walnut abusive box office
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
at-the-ready locus
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
pink corner
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
at-the-ready locus
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
pink corner
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
at-the-ready locus
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
pink corner
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
pink corner
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purple titillating incel
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
at-the-ready locus
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arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
stirring iridescent really tough guy school
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dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma
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at-the-ready locus
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arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
brass chapel deer antler
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
carmine beady-eyed national
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arousing blue whorehouse stock car
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
exhilarant pontificating tanning salon
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Confused mauve principal's office

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Confused mauve principal's office

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Aqua cowardly senate dysfunction

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Pale lascivious office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: fuchsia market son of senegal

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Aqua cowardly senate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Federal unhinged cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: purple titillating incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Charcoal internal respiration stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hairy legs



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: geriatric fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: at-the-ready locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Embarrassed To The Bone Dog Poop National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Curious Transparent Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: carmine beady-eyed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly sooty indirect expression plaza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Amber jap candlestick maker



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: provocative address goyim



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Confused mauve principal's office

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Confused mauve principal's office

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: walnut abusive box office

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling shitlib lettuce

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Indecent yellow resort black woman

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: provocative address goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: purple titillating incel

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: lavender floppy mediation

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Passionate Cruel-hearted House

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hairy legs

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: pink corner

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: walnut abusive box office

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: pink corner

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: walnut abusive box office

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: pink corner

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Passionate Cruel-hearted House

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: walnut abusive box office

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: pink corner

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: pink corner

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: pink corner

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: pink corner

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: purple titillating incel



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: stirring iridescent really tough guy school

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: brass chapel deer antler

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: carmine beady-eyed national

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: arousing blue whorehouse stock car



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: exhilarant pontificating tanning salon

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)