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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Violent alcoholic party of the first part hall
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Violent alcoholic party of the first part hall
  11/11/25
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angry carnelian dilemma
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Charismatic Blathering Community Account
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
irradiated onyx office
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
irradiated onyx office
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
talking area wrinkle
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exhilarant mewling school cafeteria
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
concupiscible skinny woman kitchen
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
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Costumed infuriating pit
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Pink senate
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
azure heaven
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
azure heaven
  11/11/25
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Pink senate
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Transparent Vivacious Hunting Ground
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Elite aromatic haunted graveyard telephone
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Transparent Vivacious Hunting Ground
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Judgmental rose trust fund theater
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Razzle-dazzle Dark Goyim
  11/11/25
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Laughsome Den Partner
  11/12/25
lmfao
Outnumbered Faggot Firefighter Hissy Fit
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Splenetic Water Buffalo
  11/11/25
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Judgmental rose trust fund theater
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white pea-brained abode regret
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glassy haunting public bath
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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Laughsome Den Partner
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
titillating sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
tp
glassy haunting public bath
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Fragrant snowy faggotry shrine
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Ungodly motley jew
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Abusive embarrassed to the bone cuck elastic band
  11/11/25
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shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Rebellious anal rigor
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shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
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Laughsome Den Partner
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
white pea-brained abode regret
  11/11/25
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exhilarant mewling school cafeteria
  11/11/25
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Buck-toothed spot associate
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Violent alcoholic party of the first part hall
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Costumed infuriating pit
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Fragrant snowy faggotry shrine
  11/11/25
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multi-colored shitlib market
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
razzle peach parlour old irish cottage
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
shivering federal toaster
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
diverse coffee pot
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
angry carnelian dilemma
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Violent alcoholic party of the first part hall

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Violent alcoholic party of the first part hall

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: angry carnelian dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Blathering Community Account

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: irradiated onyx office

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: irradiated onyx office

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: talking area wrinkle

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: exhilarant mewling school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman kitchen

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Costumed infuriating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pink senate

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: azure heaven

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: azure heaven

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Pink senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Transparent Vivacious Hunting Ground

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Elite aromatic haunted graveyard telephone

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Transparent Vivacious Hunting Ground

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Judgmental rose trust fund theater

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dark Goyim

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Outnumbered Faggot Firefighter Hissy Fit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Splenetic Water Buffalo

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Judgmental rose trust fund theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: white pea-brained abode regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: glassy haunting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Roommate Pisswyrm

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: titillating sneaky criminal

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: glassy haunting public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Fragrant snowy faggotry shrine

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Ungodly motley jew

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Abusive embarrassed to the bone cuck elastic band

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Rebellious anal rigor

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: white pea-brained abode regret

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: exhilarant mewling school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed spot associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Violent alcoholic party of the first part hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Costumed infuriating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Fragrant snowy faggotry shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: multi-colored shitlib market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: razzle peach parlour old irish cottage

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: shivering federal toaster

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: diverse coffee pot

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: angry carnelian dilemma

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851)