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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
gold kitty
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
gold kitty
  04/03/15
not flame?
Multi-colored red knife
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
gold kitty
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
Disrespectful state circlehead
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
Self-absorbed Mind-boggling Center Faggot Firefighter
  10/09/14
this is confirmed
mauve property mother
  10/10/14
...
Dashing gas station
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
Unhinged multi-billionaire people who are hurt
  10/09/14
180
gold kitty
  10/09/14
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Olive Bisexual Point Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
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Electric demanding box office
  10/09/14
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Pungent national
  10/10/14
that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
Diverse Sable Principal's Office Quadroon
  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
gold kitty
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
ruby excitant feces lettuce
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
gold kitty
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
Diverse Sable Principal's Office Quadroon
  10/09/14
...
Olive Bisexual Point Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
Misunderstood iridescent wagecucks
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
Aromatic Clown Main People
  01/10/20
i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
lavender stage
  10/09/14
...
gold kitty
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
gold kitty
  10/09/14
not flame?
Multi-colored red knife
  10/09/14
Not flame
gold kitty
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
Ocher Goal In Life Stock Car
  10/09/14
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Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
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narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
What did u find
gold kitty
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
?
gold kitty
  10/10/14
??
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
gold kitty
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
Ty
gold kitty
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
Multi-colored red knife
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
Aromatic Clown Main People
  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
Exciting stag film windowlicker
  10/10/14
No you didn't.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
not flame
Exciting stag film windowlicker
  10/10/14
holy shit
Chrome french chef
  10/10/14
180
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
gold kitty
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
galvanic heaven dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
...
Electric demanding box office
  10/10/14
...
Domesticated slippery sanctuary
  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
Nubile incel native
  10/10/14
Cr.
gold kitty
  10/10/14
titcJFC
Spectacular Pearly Home Affirmative Action
  10/10/14
assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
Frisky fat ankles goyim
  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
gold kitty
  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
Frisky fat ankles goyim
  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
gold kitty
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
Frisky fat ankles goyim
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
gold kitty
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
Frisky fat ankles goyim
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
gold kitty
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
Frisky fat ankles goyim
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
gold kitty
  10/11/14
...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
talented azn
  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  04/02/15
...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  09/12/15
...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  11/21/15
I believe this
light electric furnace casino
  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
gold kitty
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
light electric furnace casino
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
Domesticated slippery sanctuary
  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
gold kitty
  10/10/14
18000000
narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
i enjoyed reading this 180
Exciting stag film windowlicker
  10/10/14
...
narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
This fucking happened
gold kitty
  10/10/14
I believe you bro.
Puce public bath
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lavender stage
  10/10/14
...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
...
motley church building
  10/14/14
I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
mahogany rehab coldplay fan
  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
mahogany rehab coldplay fan
  11/21/15
...
motley church building
  11/21/15
Not flame
gold kitty
  10/10/14
flame?
mahogany rehab coldplay fan
  10/10/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
o nice
mahogany rehab coldplay fan
  10/10/14
Not flame
gold kitty
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Boyish Blathering Selfie Yarmulke
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
maize pocket flask new version
  10/10/14
in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
Boyish Blathering Selfie Yarmulke
  10/10/14
...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
Charismatic scarlet black woman
  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
Charismatic scarlet black woman
  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
gold kitty
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
Crimson Infuriating Becky
  10/15/14
180
gold kitty
  10/15/14
...
gold kitty
  10/11/14
Not flame
gold kitty
  10/11/14
...
galvanic heaven dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
gold kitty
  10/16/14
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gold kitty
  10/11/14
...
gold kitty
  10/14/14
...
ebony flickering site sandwich
  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
180 shaky telephone
  10/16/14
lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
marvelous cyan location karate
  10/16/14
...
gold kitty
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
gold kitty
  10/22/14
...
gold kitty
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
Thirsty boltzmann
  11/06/14
180
gold kitty
  11/14/14
Whatever.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  11/14/14
Not flame
gold kitty
  11/15/14
...
gold kitty
  11/21/14
...
gold kitty
  12/02/14
...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
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gold kitty
  02/16/15
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gold kitty
  04/02/15
...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  04/02/15
...
narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  04/03/15
http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl
narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  04/11/15
Is that earl near the bottom
Disturbing Jet-lagged Hominid Institution
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narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  06/29/15
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Alcoholic anal ladyboy pistol
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narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
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Electric demanding box office
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narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house
  11/21/15
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gold kitty
  11/21/15
Did u take this
gold kitty
  11/21/15
...
gold kitty
  10/25/16
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snowy sadistic parlor
  05/25/15
...
gold kitty
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
gold kitty
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
Odious regret
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
Odious regret
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
gold kitty
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
costumed menage macaca
  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
razzmatazz slate jew milk
  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
gold kitty
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
razzmatazz slate jew milk
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
hairraiser idea he suggested stead
  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
razzmatazz slate jew milk
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
Odious regret
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
Jade Library Son Of Senegal
  09/12/15
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mewling indigo den
  09/12/15
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gold kitty
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
gold kitty
  10/09/15
...
gold kitty
  10/10/15
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snowy sadistic parlor
  10/11/15
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startling seedy tanning salon nibblets
  11/21/15
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Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  06/30/16
Not flame
gold kitty
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  06/30/16
...
galvanic heaven dysfunction
  08/24/16
...
gold kitty
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
gold kitty
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
gold kitty
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
gold kitty
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  08/24/16
Flame
Curious crotch dilemma
  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  08/24/16
I don't understand
Big Frum Orchestra Pit Persian
  08/24/16
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Curious crotch dilemma
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gold kitty
  08/24/16
...
Curious crotch dilemma
  08/24/16
DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
provocative market
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gold kitty
  01/29/17
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Sick school
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vermilion double fault
  02/09/18
holy shit chandler
Vengeful Indecent Spot Coffee Pot
  02/09/18
can i have some crypto
gold kitty
  02/09/18
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vermilion double fault
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Dead lodge
  02/09/18
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Bespoke cruise ship mood
  02/18/18
is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
Clear abode
  02/18/18
no
Lemon nursing home cumskin
  02/18/18
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gold kitty
  02/18/18
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Bespoke cruise ship mood
  09/02/18
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Judas Jones
  02/17/26
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Glittery autistic mediation
  12/05/18
Went to laurel tavern with earl today
gold kitty
  06/15/19
Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in ...
Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm
  01/09/20
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gold kitty
  01/10/20
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Nighttime stimulating house gay wizard
  12/18/20
this thread is essential to xo canon
cerise locus
  12/18/20
i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all th...
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  12/18/20
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  03/06/21
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: gold kitty

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: gold kitty

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored red knife

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Disrespectful state circlehead

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Mind-boggling Center Faggot Firefighter

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: mauve property mother

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Unhinged multi-billionaire people who are hurt

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: gold kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Olive Bisexual Point Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Electric demanding box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Pungent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Diverse Sable Principal's Office Quadroon

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: gold kitty

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: ruby excitant feces lettuce

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: gold kitty

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Diverse Sable Principal's Office Quadroon

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Olive Bisexual Point Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent wagecucks

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Aromatic Clown Main People

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: lavender stage

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: gold kitty

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored red knife

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Ocher Goal In Life Stock Car

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: gold kitty

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: gold kitty

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: gold kitty

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: gold kitty

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored red knife

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: gold kitty

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Clown Main People

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: gold kitty

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Exciting stag film windowlicker

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Exciting stag film windowlicker

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Chrome french chef

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: gold kitty

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: galvanic heaven dysfunction

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Electric demanding box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Domesticated slippery sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Nubile incel native

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: gold kitty

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Pearly Home Affirmative Action

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Frisky fat ankles goyim

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: gold kitty

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Frisky fat ankles goyim

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: gold kitty

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Frisky fat ankles goyim

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: gold kitty

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Frisky fat ankles goyim

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: gold kitty

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: Frisky fat ankles goyim

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: gold kitty

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: talented azn

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: light electric furnace casino

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: gold kitty

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: light electric furnace casino

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Domesticated slippery sanctuary

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: gold kitty

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Exciting stag film windowlicker

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: gold kitty

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: Puce public bath

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: lavender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: motley church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: gold kitty

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: mahogany rehab coldplay fan

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: mahogany rehab coldplay fan

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: motley church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: mahogany rehab coldplay fan

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: gold kitty

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: mahogany rehab coldplay fan

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Boyish Blathering Selfie Yarmulke

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: maize pocket flask new version

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Boyish Blathering Selfie Yarmulke

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Charismatic scarlet black woman

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: gold kitty

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Charismatic scarlet black woman

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: gold kitty

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Crimson Infuriating Becky

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: gold kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: galvanic heaven dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: ebony flickering site sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: 180 shaky telephone

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: marvelous cyan location karate

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: gold kitty

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Thirsty boltzmann

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: gold kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal generalized bond theater stage

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: snowy sadistic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Jet-lagged Hominid Institution

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic anal ladyboy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Electric demanding box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded really tough guy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: gold kitty

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: snowy sadistic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: gold kitty

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Odious regret

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Odious regret

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: gold kitty

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: costumed menage macaca

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz slate jew milk

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: gold kitty

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: heady coiffed place of business candlestick maker

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz slate jew milk

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested stead

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz slate jew milk

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: Odious regret

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Jade Library Son Of Senegal

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: mewling indigo den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: gold kitty

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: snowy sadistic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: startling seedy tanning salon nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: gold kitty

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: galvanic heaven dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: gold kitty

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: gold kitty

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: gold kitty

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Curious crotch dilemma

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: Big Frum Orchestra Pit Persian

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Curious crotch dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Curious crotch dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: provocative market

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Sick school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: vermilion double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Vengeful Indecent Spot Coffee Pot

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: gold kitty

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: vermilion double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Dead lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Bespoke cruise ship mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Clear abode

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Lemon nursing home cumskin

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Bespoke cruise ship mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: wonderful rose pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: white elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39407966)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#49676082)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Glittery autistic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: gold kitty

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hissy Fit Business Firm

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Nighttime stimulating house gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: cerise locus

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: outnumbered parlour striped hyena

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: cerise locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Elisa#42059163)