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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Hairraiser Aquamarine Dopamine Hospital It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Diverse mildly autistic brunch gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: spectacular theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: carmine aromatic temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: heady mentally impaired theater boiling water did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Maniacal dun house clown "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Peach Razzle-dazzle Pit Coffee Pot (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: vibrant fishy persian parlor "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Well-lubricated azure digit ratio point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: spruce territorial casino legend (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Hairraiser Aquamarine Dopamine Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: splenetic resort therapy who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Hairraiser Aquamarine Dopamine Hospital Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: splenetic resort therapy whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Hairraiser Aquamarine Dopamine Hospital CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: medicated box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed blood rage 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Pontificating Telephone Candlestick Maker "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: medicated box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Vigorous Disturbing Gaming Laptop Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335487) |