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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Chocolate plaza cuckold
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Transparent dashing toaster bbw
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Nighttime indirect expression
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Canary wrinkle
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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Canary wrinkle
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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cheese-eating goal in life
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Burgundy Chad
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Self-absorbed market mood
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Chocolate plaza cuckold

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Transparent dashing toaster bbw

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Nighttime indirect expression

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Transparent dashing toaster bbw

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Domesticated Chrome Haunted Graveyard National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: High-end masturbator ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged orchestra pit water buffalo

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: High-end masturbator ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Excitant tanning salon sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: disgusting maroon lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Vivacious Mischievous Fanboi Home

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Canary wrinkle

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Odious aqua parlor jewess

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Canary wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: dun idiotic corner voyeur

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: geriatric black stag film queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Crusty new version brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: magenta locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: magenta locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Burgundy Chad

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Frozen love of her life dog poop

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed market mood

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz box office

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Location Mental Disorder

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: magenta locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Domesticated Chrome Haunted Graveyard National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Infuriating Gold Heaven Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: disgusting maroon lay

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057026)