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I am morbidly obese and about to die a horrific painful premature death
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM Author: walnut university double fault I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having trouble walking again. It’s all because of bad decisions compounding on top of bad decisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225710) |
Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM Author: misunderstood electric furnace personal credit line just take the fat pill otherwise stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225712) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:14 AM Author: walnut university double fault What is the “fat pill?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225713) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: concupiscible pisswyrm turdskin He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle drug that causes weight loss, but no similar blockbuster drugs have been developed IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226408) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 PM Author: impertinent genital piercing DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:15 AM Author: purple base Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, guess that's that, better tell your kids there wasn't anything you could do while you're still alive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225714) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:19 AM Author: walnut university double fault It’s true. I can stop eating I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225719) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM Author: purple base The good news is your death won't actually be that painful in all likelihood. You will drop dead of heart failure before your kids graduate hs in a fairly efficient and relatively painless manner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225724) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:20 AM Author: insanely creepy poppy gaming laptop cool story you fat gay kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225721) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM Author: razzle startling black woman *crowd cheers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225725) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:54 AM Author: Magical arousing puppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225786) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Odious Brethren wow, if there was only something you could do about it. guess not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225727) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Doobsian Well-lubricated Box Office Affirmative Action Well, well it's the Big Show Yes, it's a big bad show tonight, y'all Yeah, it's the Big Show Come on, crank it up and drown out all the lights, y'all |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Hairraiser pungent feces locale Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering this on. I'm sure your family feels the same way. They find you to be utterly humiliating
Unfortunately for us, you're such a liar that this is all likely a masochistic schtick designed for you to gorge on hate |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Magical arousing puppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225813) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Swashbuckling Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225823) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:35 PM Author: walnut university double fault No a/c because of power outage. I am dying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226333) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Swashbuckling Roast Beef this boart couldnt be so lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226348) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Hairraiser pungent feces locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226381) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Glittery kitty school maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you lose, you get to watch your wife get fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226394) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Hairraiser pungent feces locale How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losing anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226929) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:15 PM Author: concupiscible pisswyrm turdskin WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
SURELY THIS REALIZATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO MAKE LONG TERM CHANGES TO YOUR LIFESTYLE |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Electric sound barrier GLP-1 bro here.
On Friday - a bartender at my local looked me up and down and said “Wow - you are wasting away, but in a good way! You look great!”
Today - my spin instructor came up to me after I left the locker room and said “You are killing it - you have really increased your endurance and work in class - great job”
I also just bought some new workout gear - officially down to a large in Luluemon. My muscles are popping out of the sleeves. The jeans I bought a month and a half ago are also hanging off of my ass because they no longer fit.
Just get on Zepbound. It will literally save your life. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Magical arousing puppy stage And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of giving him genuine advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227013) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:18 PM Author: walnut university double fault lol, you’re mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227176) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:35 PM Author: motley iridescent stain is teewinot still in the cards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227209) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: walnut university double fault Teewinot is all of my cards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227213) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Cowardly Out-of-control Degenerate Boltzmann There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227216) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Cowardly Out-of-control Degenerate Boltzmann what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you haven't had yet that you're missing out on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227221) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:49 PM Author: walnut university double fault Kids graduating HS Getting pissed at them in HS Dropping them off at college Having my sons bring home that first girlfriend Paying off my mortgage Grandchildren Summit of Teewinot |