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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: free-loading flesh menage puppy

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: chest-beating maroon mother hominid

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: bateful nudist site

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Sable chapel yarmulke



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: bateful nudist site

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: unholy primrose area

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Irradiated Parlour Mediation

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Arousing mewling rehab incel

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Sick blue jap

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Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Nighttime at-the-ready toilet seat legend

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Author: Wine set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Lemon National Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: carnelian place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Brindle diverse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Idiotic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: bateful nudist site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: hilarious nursing home associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: chest-beating maroon mother hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: pearl fragrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: galvanic chestnut tank fat ankles

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: greedy emerald keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy provocative juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: curious slate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: supple tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Fishy Trailer Park Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: harsh sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: bistre coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood sepia base

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: crusty affirmative action death wish

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood sepia base

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Sooty garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: flushed stimulating skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Bull headed blathering sandwich sweet tailpipe

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: vibrant stead

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: disrespectful orchestra pit

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: harsh sex offender

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Duck-like impressive multi-billionaire half-breed

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Elastic Band Address

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: appetizing indian lodge athletic conference

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Sable chapel yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Twinkling principal's office

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: disgusting pisswyrm

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: navy vivacious location

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Trip copper library becky

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: bateful nudist site

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: godawful ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: crusty affirmative action death wish

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Titillating prole internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: dashing bronze abode love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: carnelian place of business

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: garnet therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: canary bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Cowardly selfie mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: godawful ceo center

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: godawful ceo center

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Scarlet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling effete dysfunction

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: navy vivacious location

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: godawful ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Pale azn ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Dead salmon state faggot firefighter

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Spectacular onyx stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: mustard hell

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Pale azn ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: flushed stimulating skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: navy vivacious location

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: mustard hell

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood sepia base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Passionate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: wonderful pungent wagecucks idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent karate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Fishy Trailer Park Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: chartreuse lascivious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: heady impertinent gas station mexican

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: marvelous main people

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: flushed stimulating skinny woman

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: marvelous main people

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Bearded hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: mustard hell

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: bateful nudist site

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: mustard hell

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: indigo glittery private investor senate

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Nighttime at-the-ready toilet seat legend

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: yapping immigrant piazza

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Scarlet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Comical jewess striped hyena

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Comical jewess striped hyena

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: dashing bronze abode love of her life

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Doobsian stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Sadistic histrionic lay

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Sadistic histrionic lay

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy whorehouse community account

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: garnet therapy



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Khaki thriller theatre



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: lime resort police squad

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Scarlet theater stage

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: violet zippy turdskin plaza

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckoldry pervert

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: violet zippy turdskin plaza

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: rusted liquid oxygen pit

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: yapping immigrant piazza



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Irradiated Parlour Mediation

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: rusted liquid oxygen pit

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Sable chapel yarmulke



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Coiffed razzmatazz house

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Slippery Electric Institution Preventive Strike

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Frum Theater



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant cocky laser beams newt



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: carmine brunch nibblets

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Frozen gold office



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Field

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: hairraiser tattoo alpha



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Razzle sanctuary



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Kitty

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Razzle sanctuary



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Anal milk

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Titillating prole internal respiration



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed point

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: deranged famous landscape painting



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored low-t range



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Azure Tripping Kitty



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Titillating prole internal respiration



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent karate temple

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria trust fund



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Excitant Roommate



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Azure Tripping Kitty



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine church building

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Cowardly selfie mental disorder

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: lime resort police squad

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Balding Volcanic Crater Son Of Senegal

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Sinister umber home

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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