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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Bat shit crazy hairraiser indian lodge associate It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: frum philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: appetizing garrison tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Wine Sick Pocket Flask Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: insane charcoal point did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: french wrinkle roast beef "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac dun organic girlfriend house (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: boyish offensive center people who are hurt "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: jet library chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Twisted gas station persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: costumed thriller goyim (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Bat shit crazy hairraiser indian lodge associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: brindle spectacular electric furnace personal credit line who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Bat shit crazy hairraiser indian lodge associate Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: brindle spectacular electric furnace personal credit line whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Bat shit crazy hairraiser indian lodge associate CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: shimmering party of the first part bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Federal temple dog poop 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Floppy National Wagecucks "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: shimmering party of the first part bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: at-the-ready forum immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Erotic State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49414142) |