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I am morbidly obese and about to die a horrific painful premature death
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM Author: spectacular aqua mother I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having trouble walking again. It’s all because of bad decisions compounding on top of bad decisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225710) |
Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Tan cracking base party of the first part just take the fat pill otherwise stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225712) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:14 AM Author: spectacular aqua mother What is the “fat pill?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225713) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Misunderstood rehab He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle drug that causes weight loss, but no similar blockbuster drugs have been developed IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226408) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 PM Author: Lemon Station Cuck DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:15 AM Author: insanely creepy new version really tough guy Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, guess that's that, better tell your kids there wasn't anything you could do while you're still alive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225714) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:19 AM Author: spectacular aqua mother It’s true. I can stop eating I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225719) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM Author: insanely creepy new version really tough guy The good news is your death won't actually be that painful in all likelihood. You will drop dead of heart failure before your kids graduate hs in a fairly efficient and relatively painless manner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225724) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:20 AM Author: Beta obsidian indian lodge preventive strike cool story you fat gay kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225721) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM Author: Primrose fat ankles *crowd cheers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225725) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:54 AM Author: Bespoke ebony ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225786) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Galvanic Fantasy-prone Turdskin wow, if there was only something you could do about it. guess not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225727) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone floppy senate dopamine Well, well it's the Big Show Yes, it's a big bad show tonight, y'all Yeah, it's the Big Show Come on, crank it up and drown out all the lights, y'all |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Contagious Slimy House Foreskin Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering this on. I'm sure your family feels the same way. They find you to be utterly humiliating
Unfortunately for us, you're such a liar that this is all likely a masochistic schtick designed for you to gorge on hate |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Bespoke ebony ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225813) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Cordovan hairy legs wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49225823) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:35 PM Author: spectacular aqua mother No a/c because of power outage. I am dying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226333) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Cordovan hairy legs wrinkle this boart couldnt be so lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226348) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Contagious Slimy House Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226381) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Vermilion electric furnace maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you lose, you get to watch your wife get fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226394) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Contagious Slimy House Foreskin How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losing anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49226929) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Misunderstood rehab WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
SURELY THIS REALIZATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO MAKE LONG TERM CHANGES TO YOUR LIFESTYLE |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:41 PM Author: exhilarant claret immigrant candlestick maker GLP-1 bro here.
On Friday - a bartender at my local looked me up and down and said “Wow - you are wasting away, but in a good way! You look great!”
Today - my spin instructor came up to me after I left the locker room and said “You are killing it - you have really increased your endurance and work in class - great job”
I also just bought some new workout gear - officially down to a large in Luluemon. My muscles are popping out of the sleeves. The jeans I bought a month and a half ago are also hanging off of my ass because they no longer fit.
Just get on Zepbound. It will literally save your life. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Bespoke ebony ape And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of giving him genuine advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227013) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:18 PM Author: spectacular aqua mother lol, you’re mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227176) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:35 PM Author: abusive bawdyhouse is teewinot still in the cards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227209) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: spectacular aqua mother Teewinot is all of my cards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227213) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Avocado sanctuary digit ratio There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227216) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Avocado sanctuary digit ratio what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you haven't had yet that you're missing out on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Elisa#49227221) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:49 PM Author: spectacular aqua mother Kids graduating HS Getting pissed at them in HS Dropping them off at college Having my sons bring home that first girlfriend Paying off my mortgage Grandchildren Summit of Teewinot |