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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
richard clock
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
richard clock
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  10/17/25
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Karlstank
  10/17/25
Best player ever. There’s not even an argument anymore...
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  10/17/25
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richard clock
  10/17/25
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Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
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  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
richard clock
  10/17/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
AI_concubine
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
richard clock
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Paralegal Mohammad
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
richard clock
  10/17/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
richard clock
  10/17/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Paralegal Mohammad
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Karlstank
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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richard clock
  10/17/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Karlstank
  10/17/25
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  10/17/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
richard clock
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/17/25
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richard clock
  10/17/25
:(
bloomington
  10/17/25
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goy orbison
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Fyre festival founder
  10/18/25
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young Boasthard
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: richard clock

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: richard clock

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Karlstank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357114)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Best player ever. There’s not even an argument anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357852)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: richard clock

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357021)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: AI_concubine

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: richard clock

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: richard clock

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357062)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: richard clock

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Karlstank

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Karlstank

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357138)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: richard clock

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357165)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Fyre festival founder

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: young Boasthard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Elisa#49357844)