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Heady Base Turdskin
  08/05/25
Are you talking about long time poaster, Kyle Rabe?
Twisted international law enforcement agency
  08/05/25
aka pleasureman
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Razzle Overrated Indian Lodge Mediation
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https://x.com/ihatebiglaw/status/1952582330599825911 Coving...
Heady Base Turdskin
  08/05/25
wow- how much did he shake them down for?
Razzle Overrated Indian Lodge Mediation
  08/05/25
lmfao at 'resume writing services'
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They expired after 1 week. You can't write a resume in 1 wee...
Lemon Immigrant
  08/05/25
10.4--Draft resume, attn. to same
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I am not autistic enough to know what this means but I accep...
Lemon Immigrant
  08/05/25
Update resume (40.0)
low-t thriller affirmative action property
  08/05/25
Is this hours billed?
Lemon Immigrant
  08/05/25
lol 180
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Whats this guys moniker https://www.cov.com/en/profession...
razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug
  08/05/25
UVA 09. he maed it somehow
low-t thriller affirmative action property
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Probably being a Super Lawyer Rising Star helped
razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug
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i mean with ITE hes lucky he got biglaw
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Kyle
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wow
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Heady Base Turdskin
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fuck my ass
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kike?
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i was skeptical but after seeing this pic i fully believe th...
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C&B 5YL: I CANT BRIEF
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Provocative School Cafeteria
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>>an EEOC (or other appropriate) shouldnt this be ...
low-t thriller affirmative action property
  08/05/25
4. The immediate installation of hair plugs on Kyle Rabe.
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180
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IRL lol at the offer for a resume writing service
Slap-happy internal respiration
  08/05/25
isnt that like acceptance your gone?
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this list is better than the "terms of debate" bet...
Vivacious Parlour
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How about Take Back NYU 2009? 1. Amnesty for all parties in...
Heady Base Turdskin
  08/05/25
lol libs have shat their beds. i only regret how it affects...
Vivacious Parlour
  08/07/25
Extremely clever. The more mentally ill this guy acts the g...
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  08/05/25
The "AutoAdmit Poaster" strategy
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CSLG's recommended (((chiropractor)))
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If this story can’t resurrect XO nothing can. It&rsqu...
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nothing can resurrect XO. nobody but a few poasters knows wh...
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i believed every word of BeeBees story and I believe everthi...
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Black Neurodivergent former 5th year Biglaw attorney tp
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ran here
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5th year Black neurodivergent corporate attorney watching 12...
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Heady Base Turdskin
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LOL at that idiot Joe Patrice taking the complaint seriously...
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plz remove all links to ATL ty
Heady Base Turdskin
  08/05/25
Paul Bryant, a former fifth-year corporate associate at Covi...
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Since his first post, Bryant has asked for a $30 million set...
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lol
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The chances of this happening are greater than zero
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Paul "Bear" Bryant, attorney at law.
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Summon: beebee
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"Or perhaps they're wondering how it could have been &q...
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razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug
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Attempted and succeeded. Pretty fucking clear.
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This is insane. Imagine blowing up your legal career because...
Vermilion buck-toothed hairy legs
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There’s no way the n-word claim is even true. This dud...
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It's obviously not true Even if the partner was an Exalte...
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covington putting the White in white shoe law firm
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Huwhite Shoe Law Firm
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his campaign is actually pretty effective inasmuch as it mak...
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lol
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"The demand is now $130 million, gayboys."
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It's crazy gunneratttts not here and this could be one of th...
Lemon Immigrant
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Could the allegation that Covington only offered him 1 week ...
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This is what stood out to me as well. He must have wanted to...
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i imagine if you're blackmailing your employer theyre a litt...
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Heady Base Turdskin
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I have no doubt that this guy made a huge scene such that th...
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And to a large extent, the way to mitigate further occurance...
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Don’t think biglaw is as generous now as it was back w...
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At a place like Covington it'd absolutely normally be 3-6 mo...
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Covington partner 1: We need to get rid of this at will empl...
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  08/05/25
this is why they get paid the big bucks
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that's what i call thinking like a lawyer
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Not far from the mark based on the talk that goes on here
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amazing moniker chain
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impeccable
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This is the kind of out of the box thinking that’s wor...
Twisted international law enforcement agency
  08/05/25
That's a second year associate at S&C now.
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this is what makes it so bad imo. these people should know b...
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? All he did was smile at that injun
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As ye hire, so shall ye reap. Is Bibi consulting on this?
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how the fuck did this guy make it to 5th year
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Lemon Immigrant
  08/05/25
(((odd case)))
Heady Base Turdskin
  08/05/25
because it takes insanely long to get rid of people in BIGLA...
Provocative School Cafeteria
  08/06/25
In my day the truly incompetent were culled starting in year...
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This guy was obv the model token urm - West Point alum black...
low-t thriller affirmative action property
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Hmmmm I seriously doubt URMs would be held to a different, i...
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He was at Cravath for several years and lateraled
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Over on Reddit they’re arguing that he really did get ...
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tbf redditors in general have no experience with real jobs a...
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from the first post, i looked at that baldmo kyle and i thou...
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  08/06/25
how much money will he get?
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  08/06/25
My guess: He will get zero. Had he played his cards differen...
Naked senate reading party
  08/06/25
good analysis. a lot of these biglaw firing stories seem...
low-t thriller affirmative action property
  08/06/25
Well, there is also the negative press from having a former ...
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how did this guy get into cravath and stay there for 3 years...
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  08/06/25
Awaiting the 24 hour deadline to pass and the update.
Heady Base Turdskin
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Where are we on this?
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Covington & Burling LLP - (Specifically, Douglas Gibson,...
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180. Your move, Douglas.
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I'd say it's "Check mate, Douglas"
Tripping hunting ground home
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wow, abandoning a suit and going on vacation? this guy is re...
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Anyway, gotta go.
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evan39 is outing himself in glory.
Heady Base Turdskin
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HIS UPDATED "LINKEDIN" PROFILE: Paul BryantPaul...
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CSFurious @furious_cs · 22h I am not sure what th...
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ZangZ @ZangZContent · 18h The legal profession&rs...
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To be fair, "Covington - I spoke with the last emplo...
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royal 🂻 midwit @royalmidwit · 13h calling your...
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Airish1 @airish1 · 12h I’m a lawyer. I thin...
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Nate The Great @NateThomas1990 · 2h He just nee...
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Where did he go to LS?
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John Adams @JhnAdmz · 1h It gets worse the more...
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the more i think about it, claiming a partner called an asso...
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Say thank and maybe, friend.
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Do you wish we abused you for your schizophrenia?
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Did anyone catch yesterday he made a post that he was going ...
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Eric Holder starting to get dragged. 180000000000
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? poast a link?
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You're a fucking piece of shit pumo kill yourself then light...
Heady Base Turdskin
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Link?
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https://freebeacon.com/democrats/eric-holders-law-firm-accus...
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It's incredible. Slay, King.
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This is low IQ MSM schtick. This isn’t holder’s ...
low-t thriller affirmative action property
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You just laid out how and why that line of attack would be e...
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we're not normies. this is xo
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of course the two have nothing to actually do with each othe...
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I get that folks on this sub are (often rightfully) anti-par...
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found Kyle Rabe's reddit account
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To be fair, ShaquilleMobile • 2d ago Profile Badg...
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pairing deductive reasoning with an assumption of truth in t...
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he's been arrested https://x.com/LongTimeHistory/status/196...
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Bryant was charged under state law with simple assault, a pi...
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where is the xo coverage on this breaking news?
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because the original thread title was SPS, and this breaking...
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Cr. No one knows how to pimp a thread for engagement and in...
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this utterly retarded OP has no concept of a timeless thread...
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lmao always a fuckin' pumo.
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Covington buckbroke him
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158809)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

Are you talking about long time poaster, Kyle Rabe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159030)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

aka pleasureman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159067)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159736)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Razzle Overrated Indian Lodge Mediation

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158817)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

https://x.com/ihatebiglaw/status/1952582330599825911

Covington & Burling LLP - Since you have failed to meet the conditions of the private offer of settlement I conveyed to your employment counsel Lindsay Burke, that offer has expired. Since several Covington partners and your crisis management team have viewed my LinkedIn Premium account with their personal pages, I trust that this message will find its way to the appropriate Covington decision makers.

Since you failed to meet my one prior condition for settlement, a conversation with Covington’s managing partner, Douglas Gibson or one of either Jim Garland or Lanny Breuer, my new terms for settlment are as follows:

1. $30 million - A representative amount of the profits that Covington’s partnership earned from the work of me and the one other Black associate I know who had a nervous breakdown because of Kyle’s abuse.

Please note that that $30 million should be paid in two increments of $15 million. The first $15 million should be made payable to Paul Bryant (in his personal capacity) and the second $15 million should be made payable to the Sponsors for Educational Oportunity Law program; in the case of the second $15 million payment, such payment shall be made into an account designated by Chauniece Davis, director of the Sponsors for Educational Opportunity Program.

2. $7 million - An amount representing the cost it will take to build a center for mental health and wellness at Clinton Baptist Church (my home church), which I will use to spiritually and mentally shed the trauma you have caused me and my good friend as Black associates at Covington.

3. $5 million - An amount representing a donation to the West Point boxing team, which I will coach while I recover from the trauma you have caused me.

4. The immediate termination of Kyle Rabe.

5. A public apology for the systemic failures of Covington’s woefully inept Corporate mergers and acquisitions practice in Washington, DC and the dismantling of such practice until a full independent investigation into the methods and manners of practice of the firm is conducted and a concrete plan of action administered and supervised by an independent third party selected by the ABA (excluding any Covington lawyers who hold ABA positions).

You have 24 hours to respond.

In the event you fail to respond, I will proceed with requesting that the executive administration launch an EEOC (or other appropriate) governmental investigation into Covington & Burling LLP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158896)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Razzle Overrated Indian Lodge Mediation

wow- how much did he shake them down for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158926)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

lmfao at 'resume writing services'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159044)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

They expired after 1 week. You can't write a resume in 1 week. Absurd. Benzo has been writing his for 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159097)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

10.4--Draft resume, attn. to same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159101)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

I am not autistic enough to know what this means but I accept the terms and wish to continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159112)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

Update resume (40.0)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159107)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

Is this hours billed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159117)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gaming Laptop

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158934)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Whats this guys moniker

https://www.cov.com/en/professionals/r/kyle-rabe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158943)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

UVA 09. he maed it somehow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158965)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Probably being a Super Lawyer Rising Star helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158992)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

i mean with ITE hes lucky he got biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159006)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159105)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: yellow trip office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159177)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: smoky area

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158971)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158996)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

Kyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159020)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159028)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159111)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159032)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: translucent spot

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159113)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Massive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160570)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: motley pale trailer park ceo

kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159286)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Harsh marketing idea

i was skeptical but after seeing this pic i fully believe this guy was dropping n-bombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160086)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: supple mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161141)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: multi-colored dragon address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49163184)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162064)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

C&B 5YL: I CANT BRIEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158956)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158958)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158994)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

>>an EEOC (or other appropriate)

shouldnt this be and/or?

no wonder he sucks at corp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158982)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Puppy

4. The immediate installation of hair plugs on Kyle Rabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158989)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158998)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159125)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Rusted brethren theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159226)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159267)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162067)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158991)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Gay stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159002)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy internal respiration

IRL lol at the offer for a resume writing service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159143)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: federal police squad cumskin

isnt that like acceptance your gone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161081)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Parlour

this list is better than the "terms of debate" between Leiter and Posner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159144)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

How about Take Back NYU 2009?

1. Amnesty for all parties involved.

2. Full compensation for all employees whose jobs were disrupted during the course of the occupation.

3. Public release of NYU's annual budget and endowment.

4. Allow student workers (including T.A.'s) to collectively bargain.

5. A fair labor contract for all NYU employees at home and abroad.

6. A Socially Responsible Finance Committee that will immediately investigate war profiteers and the lifting of the Coke ban.

7. Annual scholarships be provided for thirteen Palestinian students.

8. That the university donates all excess supplies and materials in an effort to rebuild the University of Gaza.

9. Tuition stabilization for all students, beginning with the class of 2012. Tuition rates for each successive year will not exceed the rate of inflation. The university shall meet 100% of government-calculated student financial need.

10. That student groups have priority when reserving space in the buildings owned or leased by New York University, including, and especially, the Kimmel Center.

11. That the general public have access to Bobst Library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160397)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: Vivacious Parlour

lol

libs have shat their beds. i only regret how it affects the rest of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164001)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

Extremely clever. The more mentally ill this guy acts the greater his damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159004)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

The "AutoAdmit Poaster" strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159009)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: fragrant azure goyim dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162968)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

CSLG's recommended (((chiropractor)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159131)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162068)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

If this story can’t resurrect XO nothing can. It’s like it was designed in a lab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159027)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

nothing can resurrect XO. nobody but a few poasters knows what a covington is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159033)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Puppy

i believed every word of BeeBees story and I believe everthing Paul Bryant says. that's just in my dna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159038)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Black Neurodivergent former 5th year Biglaw attorney tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159040)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Exciting Sable Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159077)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159102)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159116)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159140)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159132)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: comical kitchen

Woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160028)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: translucent spot

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159106)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159115)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159128)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

5th year Black neurodivergent corporate attorney watching 12 Years a Slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159155)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159201)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: house-broken legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160484)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: concupiscible associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160831)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162070)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159114)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

LOL at that idiot Joe Patrice taking the complaint seriously



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159057)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

plz remove all links to ATL ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159121)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Paul Bryant, a former fifth-year corporate associate at Covington, claims that a partner engaged in this racial harassment in an effort to get Bryant to quit after he informed the firm that he “would not write SEC disclosures in support of anti-minority and anti-women based initiatives.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159063)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Since his first post, Bryant has asked for a $30 million settlement but also said he’s not going to federal court and imposed a deadline of tomorrow morning or “I will solicit the help of the President, Donald J. Trump to strike an adequate deal with Covington…. It is actually my faith that the Commander-In-Chief will hear of this story and provide the leverage I need to effect needed change in your system, a system which the President has rightfully began to investigate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159064)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159080)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159124)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

The chances of this happening are greater than zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159624)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162082)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162228)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162826)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Flatulent very tactful public bath

Paul "Bear" Bryant, attorney at law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159559)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

Summon: beebee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159133)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Exciting Sable Lodge

"Or perhaps they're wondering how it could have been "attempted" verbal abuse, when you're claiming that you heard him explicitly call you a "nigger" right to your face"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159146)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159163)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: fragrant azure goyim dilemma

Attempted and succeeded. Pretty fucking clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162973)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Vermilion buck-toothed hairy legs

This is insane. Imagine blowing up your legal career because you were allegedly called a name. Lol. I get called names every day and have my whole life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159147)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: arousing out-of-control church building

There’s no way the n-word claim is even true. This dude is totally insane, needs hospitalization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159460)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

It's obviously not true

Even if the partner was an Exalted Cyclops or something he wouldn't be dumb enough to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159467)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating ticket booth idiot

covington putting the White in white shoe law firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159151)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Huwhite Shoe Law Firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159196)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Preventive Strike

his campaign is actually pretty effective inasmuch as it makes the firm look utterly incompetent for ever employing such a screwball retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159181)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Flatulent very tactful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159560)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Mint mentally impaired famous landscape painting psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160558)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: stimulating french tattoo temple

"The demand is now $130 million, gayboys."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159214)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159231)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant

It's crazy gunneratttts not here and this could be one of the biggest threads of the year for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159219)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Naked senate reading party

Could the allegation that Covington only offered him 1 week of leave and resume writing services be true? Without, e.g., them also offering him 6 months of pay?

As much as there are many 120 aspects of biglaw, they are very generous when pushing someone out. Way more so than most private-sector employers. I remember a first year associate who wasn't cutting it, and the firm I worked at gave her 6 months of basically doing no work while she looked for a new job. And the rumor was that she could, at minimum, remain on unpaid leave and on the website for longer if it took longer.

Maybe it's different when someone is getting fired fired, instead of gracefully nudged toward the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159353)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Rusted brethren theater

This is what stood out to me as well. He must have wanted to cut ties with him immediately. Lol at the resume writing services offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159362)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Cracking box office son of senegal

i imagine if you're blackmailing your employer theyre a little less generous than usual

(but ime youre right the good firms invested in their departing associates by letting them dick around for 6 months)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159367)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159390)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

I have no doubt that this guy made a huge scene such that they felt they needed to get him out the door immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159474)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Naked senate reading party

And to a large extent, the way to mitigate further occurances of said scene and get someone all the way out the door is a big severance package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159493)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162072)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: mustard bearded brunch

Don’t think biglaw is as generous now as it was back when most poasters were in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159694)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

At a place like Covington it'd absolutely normally be 3-6 months of garden leave or whatever even today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161763)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Flatulent very tactful public bath

Covington partner 1: We need to get rid of this at will employee.

Covington partner 2: Let's call him a nigger to drive him away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159370)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Exciting Sable Lodge

this is why they get paid the big bucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159380)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gaming Laptop

that's what i call thinking like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159382)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Titillating Wrinkle Menage

Not far from the mark based on the talk that goes on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160740)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162869)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: High-end Fishy National Security Agency Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159468)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Exciting Sable Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159565)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: smoky area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159570)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Massive fanboi

amazing moniker chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160583)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

impeccable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161754)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161756)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162074)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162815)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

This is the kind of out of the box thinking that’s worth $1,000 per hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159625)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Mint mentally impaired famous landscape painting psychic

That's a second year associate at S&C now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160563)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Talented Sadistic Preventive Strike

this is what makes it so bad imo. these people should know better!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160387)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Harsh marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160431)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Maroon locus faggot firefighter

? All he did was smile at that injun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159630)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160031)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: shimmering piazza

As ye hire, so shall ye reap. Is Bibi consulting on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159745)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: concupiscible associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160835)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Harsh marketing idea

how the fuck did this guy make it to 5th year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160095)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160115)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

(((odd case)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160384)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

because it takes insanely long to get rid of people in BIGLAW unless they are billing like 1000 hours a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160818)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Harsh marketing idea

In my day the truly incompetent were culled starting in year 2. Maybe looser leash for urms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160903)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

This guy was obv the model token urm - West Point alum black. Those are the types they keep around for 5 years until they really can’t do senior associate level work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161067)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Magical meetinghouse

Hmmmm I seriously doubt URMs would be held to a different, insanely lower, standard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161078)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: violent abode degenerate

He was at Cravath for several years and lateraled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161017)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Cream Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160142)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: concupiscible associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160833)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug

Over on Reddit they’re arguing that he really did get called slurs

https://www.reddit.com/r/biglaw/comments/1mie5wt/on_paul/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161005)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Harsh marketing idea

tbf redditors in general have no experience with real jobs and assume anyone with a high paying corporate job acts like a cartoon marvel villain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161042)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161046)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: cordovan vibrant stag film generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161556)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Wonderful unhinged voyeur twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161606)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Rusted brethren theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161651)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162075)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: supple mexican pit

from the first post, i looked at that baldmo kyle and i thought, probably happened. but with the following posts, it's clear this black dude is having a mental breakdown. paranoid delusions, talking about how his lawyer was in cahoots with covington to screw him. and now appealing to donald j trump to save him (the associate who refused to do SEC disclosures that were anti-DEI). he's a former west point star boxer, which may well contribute. but anyway this dude's family and friends need to get him some help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161145)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: federal police squad cumskin

how much money will he get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161148)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Naked senate reading party

My guess: He will get zero. Had he played his cards differently, he could have gotten 1 year's salary or something, which is like $450k these days.

Covington probably expects that he would get nothing if he got to a trial verdict, if he could even avoid losing on an MTD or MSJ, so there is no settlement value there, other than the avoided legal fees. His claim is, at least partially, self defeating: I wouldn't do my assigned work, so they fired me.

And he already publicized his claims, so there is limited value in paying him to go away quietly, unless there is some dirt that would come out in discovery, like partner time entries that say "2.8: Review and revise 10-K, hurl racial slurs at associate, obtain management committee approval for same."

And there is value in not settling to disuade future disgruntled associates from doing the same.

Had he, instead, hired Ben Crump or whoever to draft an MTD-proof complaint, send it to Covington, and tell them he's filing it and holding a press conference next week if they don't play ball, he could have gotten somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161286)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

good analysis.

a lot of these biglaw firing stories seem like they could have two sides to it, but this one is pretty boring and one sided. other than the n-bomb claim, he really has nothing that even could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161293)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular chad blood rage

Well, there is also the negative press from having a former black associate making crazy accusations of racism that will get picked up by multiple news outlets. The fact that they were trusting this guy to provide legal services to clients, presumably with minimal oversight, until pretty recently, makes it hard to just call him a complete nutjob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162823)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Light Crackhouse Faggotry

how did this guy get into cravath and stay there for 3 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161210)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

Awaiting the 24 hour deadline to pass and the update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161226)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161525)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: bull headed splenetic liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161292)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: cordovan vibrant stag film generalized bond

Where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161547)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: violent abode degenerate

Covington & Burling LLP - (Specifically, Douglas Gibson, as managing partner), you have failed to:

1. Allow me to have a 1-on-1 conversation to discuss the fact that Kyle Rabe (the managing partner for legal personnel at Covington - a job that uniquely positions him to have special influence over the career of every corporate associate in Covington’s DC office) called me a “nigger”. This is an illustration of the same sort of failure in leadership that I was subjected to, and many others currently remain subject to, as an associate at Covington; and

2. Respond to my formal (and informal) requests to negotiate a settlement in a principal-to-principal negotiation. This lack of response demonstrates an unwillingness of Covington’s leadership to engage in constructive discourse about the dismal state of the firm’s policies and systems; systems which do not protect the corporate associates at Covington currently subjected to Kyle Rabe’s verbal abuse.

Given your failure to engage with me as outlined above, other than in a legal discourse (which, given your unwillingness to negotiate) will inevitably lead to an action in a federal court where you can use quiet, yet effective tactics to wear at my mental health (which you are aware is fragile) until I give up.

No Covington, I will not play into your strategy, and I hope the brilliant American people watching aren’t playing into as well by characterizing me as “crazy” for taking a unique stand.

Covington, I have carefully thought about what to do here since you are an undoubtedly formidable enemy. Upon consideration, I used the military decision making process paradigm to assess my options. Ultimately, I have decided that I will be using other, more effective, remedies than the federal courts in this situation because I refuse to play your rigged game in anyone’s court for the legally novice general public to see. I will not put my beautiful Black family through that. But I WILL tell you what happens next.

First, I will go on a much needed vacation with my girlfriend. During this time, you can continue to use your paid bots and your highly paid crisis management team to paint a narrative that I am “crazy” (which, as U.S. Army veteran, I vehemently detest) and that Kyle Rabe didn’t actually call me a “nigger” which is fine because I know that you refuse to take accountability here. Because of your greed, you prefer to “die with the lie”. But I know that Kyle Rabe clearly attempted to “put me in my place” when I told him that I was a better M&A lawyer than him (which is kinda true - just ask the associates in Covington’s DC office).

Second, I am going to attempt to publicly and privately connect to the executive administration, who has demonstrated an effective skill at making you and the other firms come to the negotiating table and actually negotiate, so that’s how I’ll try to get my deal.

Stay tuned, Covington. Let’s see if the nation’s leadership will “right” your wrong, since you won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161585)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: cordovan vibrant stag film generalized bond

180. Your move, Douglas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161598)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home

I'd say it's "Check mate, Douglas"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161619)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Talented Sadistic Preventive Strike

wow, abandoning a suit and going on vacation? this guy is really playing hardball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161616)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Rusted brethren theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161660)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Flatulent very tactful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161742)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Flatulent very tactful public bath

Anyway, gotta go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161805)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Massive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162104)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

evan39 is outing himself in glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161649)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

HIS UPDATED "LINKEDIN" PROFILE:

Paul BryantPaul Bryant

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Corporate Attorney & Thought Leader Corporate Attorney & Thought Leader

My name is Paul Bryant and I am a Black, Neurodivergent former 5th year BigLaw corporate attorney with severe post-traumatic stress disorder. I recently experienced the most shocking display of attempted verbal abuse in my life at the hands of Kyle Rabe, a partner at Covington & Burling LLP.

Kyle called me a “nigger” after I defended myself and my reputation in response to him trying to pressure me to quit. I believe Kyle was directed by Covington’s management to pressure me to quit after I told Catherine Dargan, another partner at Covington & Burling LLP, that I would not write SEC disclosures in support of anti-minority and anti-women based initiatives. When I asked to speak to Covington’s management about this issue (along with other incidents nearing malpractice) I was stone-walled and eventually fired.

Out of embarrassment, hurt, and shame, I almost went away silently after Covington offered me a “settlement” agreement in which they offered to provide me resume writing services while they placed me on 1 week of administrative leave before I would have to unceremoniously “go try something else”. I did not even tell my closest friends this detail.

I hired an employment attorney to represent my interest in this matter, only to find out that this attorney had ties to Covington and I believe they attempted to convince me to settle the matter in exchange for a payment of one month compensation and walk away “for the sake of my family”.

I considered this option, but when Covington & Burling LLP began to unwarrantedly defame me to young impressionable Black attorneys, I knew I had to speak up.

This hurt and pain has caused me significant emotional trauma and I have not been able to look my beautiful, Black, 5-year old daughter in the face since this happened. I am ashamed that I have not found a way to fight this privately, so I am bringing this to light, knowing that I may experience significant turmoil.

Covington - I spoke with the last employee who tried to raise a harmful grievance against you so, I know how you attempt to use your partners and their connections to cause problems in people’s lives and the lives of their famlies. I have burned ties with my family, Covington…they hate me now, so do not mess with their jobs or their lives. They are not in play. I am your enemy, I am your problem. Face me, you called me a nigger…and now I am responding by telling you to say it again, out loud, right here.

For those watching the drama unfold, Covington knows that they cut off my compensation upon termination and that I cannot afford “big dog” legal counsel. So, I just want to say that if someone sees this, refuses to believe the lies that Covington is trying to spread about me and wants to help feel free to inbox or share.

If this isn’t your battle, that is okay too. I will fight this one like I fought every bout as a West Point boxer…alone, with my hands up, chin down, and biting down on my mouthpiece.

This “nigger” will be heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161608)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

CSFurious

@furious_cs

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22h

I am not sure what this "neurodivergent" means. He sounds like he refused to do legal work he was assigned. Does he have that right? Does one have the right to be employed by a law firm or can they fire you for refusing to do your work? I highly doubt that the racial slur in question was used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161610)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

ZangZ

@ZangZContent

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18h

The legal profession’s Jussie Smollett.

Neurodivergent is also known as “fucking retarded.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161611)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: brilliant startled gay wizard

To be fair,

"Covington - I spoke with the last employee who tried to raise a harmful grievance against you so, I know how you attempt to use your partners and their connections to cause problems in people’s lives and the lives of their famlies. I have burned ties with my family, Covington…they hate me now, so do not mess with their jobs or their lives. They are not in play."

Lmao

"Uh, jokes on you, you dumb faggot -- you can't go for the low blow and punch me in the dick, because I already saw that coming and went ahead and cut off my own penis with a handsaw last night. Checkmate, retard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162088)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

royal 🂻 midwit

@royalmidwit

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13h

calling yourself "neurodivergent" will definitely help in a court of law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161613)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

The Refined Populist

@RefinedPopulist

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21m

Nothing says "I earned my place in big law" quite like being mentally incompetent and refusing to do work that doesn't explicitly advantage your race.

Wes Dorman

@JWesleyDorman

·

3h

Pretty sure Justice Jackson would find that dispositive.

Greg

@vvrabbi

·

11h

another word for “lame”

Annaleisha

@AnnaleishaMae

·

5h

It can be an asset. Those who look down on it are the misinformed.

Irreverent ne’er-do-well

@MiserlyTightwad

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10h

Who the feck calls themselves a “thought leader”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161614)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Butler’s Ranger

@ButlersRanger

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1h

This dude thought he was going to tell his big law firm which SEC disclosures he would work on and which he wouldn’t? Sorry Sonny it don’t work like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161615)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Airish1

@airish1

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12h

I’m a lawyer. I think I would have figured out a better strategy to negotiate a settlement with an opponent by about week 2 of 1L. I can’t believe this guy went to law school after this display of his legal acumen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161618)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Nate The Great

@NateThomas1990

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2h

He just needs $7M to fund a mental health clinic at his church. Perfectly reasonable. Make it $10M while you're at it.

Airish1

@airish1

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1h

He does have an ace in the hole, so yo speak. A DC jury, which has been observed meting out its own version of “racial justice” from time to time. I have nothing but schadenfreude for Burlington, which is a very Dem law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161622)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

Where did he go to LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161631)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

John Adams

@JhnAdmz

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1h

It gets worse the more you look at his posts. Also, he's started to try and sell a book right before this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161625)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

J Vincent

@RealJVincent

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14h

Every black hire is a potential litigation. Companies are crazy to hire them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161627)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Rex Christus

@USAGarbage17

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10h

If he was actually called a nịgger, why did he call it "*attempted* verbal abuse"? Interestingly hedged wording right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161628)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

B. Mistro

@publicoffix

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16h

What's the criteria of bestowing someone the title of thought leader?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161630)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Salomon

@mattyjay96

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14h

The real story will be something like "he got absolutely nothing done and was late every day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161632)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

ValueGenX

@valuegenx

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8h

I can not get over the fact that he didn't post his pronouns to complete his DEI persona.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161634)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Matt Parrott

@MatthewParrott

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11h

Schizophrenia setting in. A decade from now he's going to be a homeless black guy and no one will know or believe he used to practice big law at a major firm.

Legit tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161636)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Cyrus | Ai Counsel

@AICounselDallas

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15h

“hi i was abused and fired”

“also, i refused to do my job”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161638)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

GOY SUPERSTAR

@GoySuperstar

@autoadmitdotcom

12:20 PM · Aug 5, 2025

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4,963

Views

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161643)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161648)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Talented Sadistic Preventive Strike

the more i think about it, claiming a partner called an associate a racial slur is such an outrageous, seemingly obvious untruth that the partner could probably actually get away with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161646)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Habeas Corpus Linguistics

@HabCorpLinguist

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Aug 5

Lmao 3 follow ups in 3 hours, one of which is a demand fir $42MM

0% chance what he’s alleging is true

https://x.com/HabCorpLinguist/status/1952738486454194599/photo/1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161654)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: galvanic lake trump supporter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162077)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162699)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: 180 Emerald Black Woman Mental Disorder

cr.

I've never once heard a racial slur in 20 years of Biglaw (unless "open kimono", "Chinese wall" and things like that count).

But maybe the racist partners are just dropped slurs one-on-one for plausible deniability. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162918)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164833)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

J. Valentine

@JValentineDE

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22h

Putting aside the discrimination claim, how on earth did a person with such cognitive/mental health problems + ideological inflexibility get hired and survive five years at a Big Law firm?

Those environments are fast-paced stress factories where client demands are paramount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161656)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Lil' MickeyK

@HeyMickeyHeyMic

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14h

He also made it through West Point! All y'all, and me too, have got to reassess our priors regarding the rigor of prestigious instutions. SMH....

Phil K.

@gotophilk

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18h

What year was it five years ago

Alex the Hill Staffer

@zerodesignation

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21h

They were afraid to fire him. This is what happens when DEI guys get canned.

Tom ChickFila

@TomChickfila

·

18h



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161658)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

Can you please edit and revise your poasts not to crap up this historic thread with a bunch of copypasta time stamps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161665)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Say thank and maybe, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161679)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161690)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161730)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

This person obviously has no awareness of how big law firms work. People can easily coast for several years before any repercussions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164837)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: multi-colored dragon address

Generic Profile

@GenericProfile4

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59m

"Attempted verbal abuse" wtf😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161670)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Cream Library

Do you wish we abused you for your schizophrenia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162588)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: translucent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162978)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: arousing out-of-control church building

Did anyone catch yesterday he made a post that he was going to ask his girlfriend to marry him? It’s gone now, I bet she said no lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162123)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

Eric Holder starting to get dragged. 180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162691)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

? poast a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162698)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

You're a fucking piece of shit pumo kill yourself then light yourself on fire, you absolute loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162709)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Twisted international law enforcement agency

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162813)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

https://freebeacon.com/democrats/eric-holders-law-firm-accused-of-racism-by-former-associate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164027)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: brilliant startled gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164066)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

It's incredible. Slay, King.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164172)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

This is low IQ MSM schtick. This isn’t holder’s firm. The MSM needs to find an angle because biglaw isn’t relevant to extremely online idiots like benzo. So they need to somehow tie this to someone idiots have heard of.

That holder grifts as a counsel at this firm has nothing interesting to do with the story.

It’s like the Charles situation. Nobody cares about XO. Destroying tucker was the battle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164089)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: greedy fortuitous meteor

You just laid out how and why that line of attack would be effective to normies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164182)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: low-t thriller affirmative action property

we're not normies. this is xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164256)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mischievous native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164871)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Talented Sadistic Preventive Strike

of course the two have nothing to actually do with each other, but there is a line of thinking that one can derive as a result of the congruence. one of two things is very likely to be true:

(1) eric holder willingly associated himself with virulent racists and is happy to ignore anti-black racism when it benefits him personally.

(2) some claims of racism are obvious bullshit and should be treated as such.

do you think eric holder afforded the same thoughtful consideration he’s extending to his colleagues to george zimmerman, kyle rittenhouse, derek chauvin, donald sterling, the duke lacrosse team, etc., etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49166634)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Heady Base Turdskin

I get that folks on this sub are (often rightfully) anti-partner, but if you think the likeliest scenario here is that an associate was fired from Covington as retaliation after a senior partner called him a slur directly to his face (when that same associate is posting demands for $42 million and claiming that POTUS is going to intervene on his behalf), I've got nothing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/biglaw/comments/1mjzw1i/watching_paul_bryant_experience_a_mental/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164958)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: supple mexican pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49166262)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49170717)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Harsh marketing idea

found Kyle Rabe's reddit account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49170765)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: brilliant startled gay wizard

To be fair,

ShaquilleMobile

2d ago

Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

Seeing everyone react this way is so much more disappointing than watching his breakdown.

For the sake of argument, let's assume for a second that he didn't just randomly make up the story, and his boss called him the N word. I think it's fair to believe him, because what does anybody on earth have to gain from making that part up?

Based on the assumption of truth: he's not tanking his own career, he is a person who had a pre-existing mental illness, and was triggered by a vicious racist attack. He is having a meltdown, yes, but this isn't his fault.

As lawyers, we should be looking at this through the lens of the thin skull rule. Framing it as if he is doing this to himself is intellectually dishonest. Even if the impacts of calling somebody the N word wouldn't necessarily be expected to be this severe, we need to "take Paul Bryant as we found him," and accept that the firm that discriminated against him should be responsible for the consequences of its actions.

He has PTSD. This is now common knowledge. I for one don't appreciate the framing that Paul Bryant failed to safeguard his own mental health. It is more than a reasonable expectation that a lawyer won't be called the N word at work. His mental health was good enough to survive 5 years in big law, which is more than most, despite his condition.

A catastrophic psychological event like this, triggered by the most extreme form of racism imaginable, is not the result of Paul Bryant forgetting to meditate or practice mindfulness.

Again, all of this has to be qualified by "if it's true," but the framing that it's his fault even if it's true is completely outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49170560)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you

pairing deductive reasoning with an assumption of truth in the twin foundational premises that first, he a GOOD boy and second, whitey a dirty old racis, we can reasonably conclude that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49235734)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49184509)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: lfo

he's been arrested

https://x.com/LongTimeHistory/status/1960087849149043063

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49224800)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: ..;.;:.;.;..:..;,;,;.

Bryant was charged under state law with simple assault, a pistol misdemeanour, and making threats while armed.

On Wednesday this week he was arrested a second time, this time at his home by US Marshals, under a warrant for federal crimes including the assault of a National Guard officer and threats to kidnap or injure a person.

https://www.rollonfriday.com/news-content/exclusive-us-firm-lockdown-fired-associate-arrested-shotgun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49224833)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


where is the xo coverage on this breaking news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49227773)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


because the original thread title was SPS, and this breaking news was buried under a dying thread and should have merited its own thread. many xo poa dont know how to content create

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49235729)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr. No one knows how to pimp a thread for engagement and index it for search anymore. It’s disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49235740)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this utterly retarded OP has no concept of a timeless thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49235925)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: lfo

lmao always a fuckin' pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49236073)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Covington buckbroke him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49235733)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49235723)