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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: anal main people

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Bistre spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319345)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: dashing plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320592)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321896)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: flirting blathering library love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35324167)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Olive cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Hideous trailer park personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36385789)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: shimmering fragrant tanning salon pocket flask



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: naked brass stag film

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: anal main people



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Sienna odious pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319365)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: naked brass stag film

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: anal main people

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: anal main people

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: naked brass stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Flatulent half-breed



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: fighting theater stage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: galvanic center



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: fluffy maize senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35329940)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: mewling legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Boyish flesh locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Bistre spot

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: anal main people

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: impertinent sandwich

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Twinkling razzle-dazzle brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Translucent electric athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: pungent therapy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Orange yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: dashing plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: adventurous very tactful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: dashing plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: galvanic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: green lascivious rehab boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Histrionic idiotic philosopher-king goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: anal main people

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle Mint Locus Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed insanely creepy area ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: multi-colored disturbing site voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle Mint Locus Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: anal main people

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Bistre spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: naked brass stag film

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: anal main people

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Marvelous milky hairy legs

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Marvelous milky hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: anal main people

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: naked brass stag film

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: autistic embarrassed to the bone deer antler market

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: avocado step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: impertinent sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Salmon Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: high-end rigpig

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Unhinged mind-boggling boltzmann hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: galvanic center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: shimmering fragrant tanning salon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: pearly misunderstood incel tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Supple alcoholic abode water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Supple alcoholic abode water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Cream whorehouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: galvanic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser transparent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Translucent electric athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Light hall persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Razzle Mint Locus Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Flatulent half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Salmon Field

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: smoky round eye sanctuary

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Ticket Booth Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: charismatic lake sex offender chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Marvelous milky hairy legs

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: harsh prole bawdyhouse

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: anal main people

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous milky hairy legs

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: harsh prole bawdyhouse

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: anal main people

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: autistic embarrassed to the bone deer antler market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Flatulent half-breed

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Orange yarmulke

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: flirting blathering library love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Telephone Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: mewling legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: anal main people

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: autistic embarrassed to the bone deer antler market

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: autistic embarrassed to the bone deer antler market

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: anal main people

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: autistic embarrassed to the bone deer antler market

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Orange yarmulke

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Gay Alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: harsh prole bawdyhouse

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: anal main people

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: avocado step-uncle's house fat ankles

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: White bbw stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Unhinged mind-boggling boltzmann hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: pungent therapy church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Flatulent half-breed

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Cream whorehouse coldplay fan

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: dashing plaza twinkling uncleanness

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: autistic embarrassed to the bone deer antler market

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: anal main people

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Twinkling razzle-dazzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Histrionic idiotic philosopher-king goal in life

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Translucent electric athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: 180 cordovan cruise ship halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: naked brass stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Disgusting elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Territorial chartreuse legal warrant

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: pungent therapy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: flirting blathering library love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Salmon Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Unhinged mind-boggling boltzmann hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Supple alcoholic abode water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Telephone Nursing Home

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: high-end rigpig

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: chrome cerebral dopamine goyim

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: fuchsia sweet tailpipe resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted kitty

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Base Weed Whacker

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: effete concupiscible doctorate party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Rusted shivering jap

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: sapphire hot parlor

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: anal main people

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: sapphire hot parlor

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: sapphire hot parlor

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: anal main people

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: crawly canary cuckoldry

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Territorial chartreuse legal warrant

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Patrolman Garrison

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: unholy lemon fanboi

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: henna swashbuckling liquid oxygen parlour

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Ultramarine Talented Tank Casino



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: submissive associate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: provocative jade indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Titillating Candlestick Maker Shitlib

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: anal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: henna swashbuckling liquid oxygen parlour

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Greedy dilemma travel guidebook

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Boyish flesh locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: high-end rigpig

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: anal main people

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Base Weed Whacker

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating School Cafeteria



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: anal main people



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: multi-colored disturbing site voyeur



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Arousing Self-absorbed Gunner



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: multi-colored disturbing site voyeur



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: high-end rigpig

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: anal main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened theatre



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: anal main people



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: mewling legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: anal main people



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: anal main people

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https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Telephone Nursing Home

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: trip newt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Elisa#40885180)



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Author: Tan exhilarant office ape



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