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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
while eating wings that you ordered
Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol
  08/28/26
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  08/29/26
Obviously after the first text you should have showed up wit...
Violent cruise ship
  08/29/26
Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some w...
sick lay circlehead
  08/29/26
plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it
Violent cruise ship
  08/29/26
I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex wa...
sick lay circlehead
  08/29/26
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nofapping voyeur library
  08/29/26
Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff schol...
Exhilarant Church
  08/31/26
*hair fully blown back* I wonder how this compares to oth...
sick lay circlehead
  08/31/26
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Close but you’re both wrong You show up without the...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a...
Violent cruise ship
  09/01/26
Send me More! That looks amazing
Peristalsis
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lmao
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multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over ...
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  08/28/26
haver of *multiple* friend groups tp
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Razzmatazz theater
  08/28/26
Why are you constantly dealing w proles This type of shit...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with th...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't b...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
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sinister supple legend genital piercing
  08/29/26
just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save...
mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property
  08/28/26
Ok this one jumped the shark 180 thread though
sickened station famous landscape painting
  08/28/26
its 100% legit man not flame
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laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me win...
Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
  08/28/26
maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice ...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote
Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
  08/28/26
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sickened station famous landscape painting
  08/28/26
BMI of this beast?
marvelous feces
  08/28/26
honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that tak...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Hol...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
see below she wasn't really fat
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to ...
Spectacular University National Security Agency
  08/28/26
good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the re...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champa...
Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol
  08/28/26
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Godawful Stead
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Racy crystalline doctorate
  09/01/26
You should have mentally written her off but played along an...
cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate
  08/28/26
my buddy said the same thing lol
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
legit cr
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(dummy mission master man)
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Overrated Dysfunction
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damn, you beat me to it
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Godawful Stead
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She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to ...
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/28/26
keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be ...
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/28/26
op should keep this in mind imo
Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
  08/28/26
what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obvi...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
op should keep this in mind imo
Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
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Dull hateful garrison
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Racy crystalline doctorate
  09/01/26
Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more...
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/28/26
Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
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Dull hateful garrison
  08/29/26
Fair The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she n...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
That's important context. If that immediately followed an as...
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/28/26
Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. P...
bespoke spot black woman
  08/29/26
Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polyne...
cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate
  08/28/26
No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and ...
Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol
  08/29/26
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Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
  08/28/26
Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like t...
sickened station famous landscape painting
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.
Amber Wonderful Resort
  08/28/26
"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."
Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
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marvelous feces
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Si Mami
diverse thirsty shitlib parlor
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Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressiv...
mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property
  08/28/26
How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alo...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
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Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
Get into video games or something Why waste ur life like...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I w...
mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property
  08/28/26
I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of ment...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
"I definitely don't want to run into you here." ...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck ...
mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property
  08/28/26
She seems fun crazy
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
That will be a rape accusation
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
for those wondering, here is a pic: https://ibb.co/gbRzV4L...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend
snowy mad-dog skullcap main people
  08/28/26
Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
Yummy
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
booba
beady-eyed state
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Las puta chichotas
Ivory ticket booth
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lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send...
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I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I unde...
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you don’t still unload?
Chartreuse Adventurous Chad
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Up-to-no-good site party of the first part
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(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)
Racy crystalline doctorate
  09/01/26
this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit dow...
marvelous feces
  08/29/26
It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/sw...
Exhilarant Church
  08/31/26
She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite rat...
Exhilarant Church
  08/31/26
Weathered old beaner hag
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She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><...
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Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky
  08/30/26
damn app dating is bleak these days
dead hilarious gas station
  08/28/26
The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.
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Exhilarant Church
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"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha" This...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are h...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and th...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all age...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
naw dont know anything about him
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/28/26
Lol it was dirte https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth
  08/28/26
what would corey wayne do here
opaque school
  08/28/26
"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (f...
opaque school
  08/29/26
>less retriever (for this limited purpose) Okay, I lol...
nofapping voyeur library
  08/29/26
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opaque school
  08/29/26
COACH Corey Wayne
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diverse thirsty shitlib parlor
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passionate idea he suggested
  08/29/26
op should keep this in mind imo
Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce
  08/28/26
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Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/28/26
lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and t...
anal clown ape
  08/28/26
Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play ...
sick lay circlehead
  08/28/26
“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some brea...
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“Haha”
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Godawful Stead
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Dull hateful garrison
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You should have texted her a pic of your first date new bala...
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nofapping voyeur library
  08/28/26
thread really...delivered.
Arrogant Deranged Patrolman
  08/28/26
I really like it here FWIW
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“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good...
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they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because h...
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Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain
Unholy milky field
  08/29/26
Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any dat...
bistre histrionic headpube
  08/29/26
It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order ...
sick lay circlehead
  08/29/26
Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.
copper whorehouse wrinkle
  08/29/26
This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your d...
sick lay circlehead
  08/29/26
Not really.
copper whorehouse wrinkle
  08/29/26
if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.
Unholy milky field
  08/29/26
yeah in 2004 lmao look at this simp fag everybody ljl
Excitant forum
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I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt I...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’...
cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate
  08/29/26
Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realist...
Spectacular University National Security Agency
  08/29/26
But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she do...
cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate
  08/29/26
Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked i...
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/29/26
I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people bas...
Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol
  08/29/26
I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men i...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
It's not about the money
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/29/26
Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST
Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky
  08/29/26
where in the FUCK is the autism alert?
Dun Tanning Salon Giraffe
  08/29/26
What’s the goal here Doodikoff? Yes she seems lik...
Up-to-no-good site party of the first part
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Irradiated ruddy laser beams
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sick lay circlehead
  08/29/26
The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’...
180 national
  08/29/26
He should get back in there
sick lay circlehead
  08/29/26
it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her de...
Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol
  08/29/26
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Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/29/26
She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could ne...
Exhilarant Church
  08/31/26
Sounds like marriage material, honestly
know-it-all piazza
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nofapping voyeur library
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Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit befo...
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nofapping voyeur library
  08/29/26
These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fa...
Galvanic Jet-lagged Hell Halford
  08/29/26
Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.
bespoke spot black woman
  08/29/26
This thread really belongs in a hall of fame
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sickened station famous landscape painting
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This can’t be real im literally flummoxed by the entir...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the N...
Exhilarant Church
  08/31/26
also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all aro...
Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky
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sick lay circlehead
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ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR
Contagious Native
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sickened station famous landscape painting
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she sounds like an ESL Mexican
Cerebral frum puppy
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Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably t...
orchid boyish pervert jew
  08/29/26
You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25...
Comical center ladyboy
  08/29/26
"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadm...
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well-lubricated principal's office
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why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you...
zippy gaping
  08/30/26
mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to...
apoplectic maroon kitty
  08/30/26
cr
opaque school
  08/30/26
He's only 55 and new to dating
Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky
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apoplectic maroon kitty
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Dull hateful garrison
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Olive motley background story jewess
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Racy crystalline doctorate
  09/01/26
I did
Blue stain philosopher-king
  08/30/26
dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.
Aphrodisiac yarmulke sanctuary
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Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp
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Lavender associate
  08/31/26
How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7
quarter-zip wifeguy
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🤔🧐😋
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer, and this chick I was set up for a date with tonight texted me this text, asking for me to order her delivery wings (I had never met her) – I ignored it

https://ibb.co/KjdpZTG3

We set up the date two days ago and had discussed where we were going. She originally wanted to go to a much more expensive place “Catalina” that I decided against. Again, she had seemed fine with it when I made this decision. No really demanding, although I caught a whiff of her by suggesting that restaurant. See progression of where she went – this was at like 11pm last night by the way

https://ibb.co/jCJBbCG

https://ibb.co/S7HxmdHM

These really pissed me off.

This morning I woke up and decided to cancel – see her response:

https://ibb.co/C5zCws9T

Mind you, on her first message to me on the dating app she sent me her phone number.

Bash me all you want for being “beta” or whatever (I know, never do dinner, etc etc), but I don’t blast people on these apps when they act up like this. But this might be the most incredibly entitled chick I have ever encountered prior to even meeting.

Please analyze this woman and give me abuse. I will add that she is 4’11” with DDs that basically take up her entire torso so I was very intrigued in the beginning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100274)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100410)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol

while eating wings that you ordered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: sinister supple legend genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101494)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102333)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Violent cruise ship

Obviously after the first text you should have showed up with wings yourself and fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101553)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some wings and head over. Address?" Treat a ho like a ho.

What's she gonna say? "I want you to send me the wings, I don't want you coming here!"

Response: "lol"

Then just ignore if she does that. But she won't she will drop the address ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101644)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Violent cruise ship

plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101646)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex was on the table from the get go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101651)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102334)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant Church

Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff scholarly collective over the last decade or however long it’s been: chicks in Atlanta that are too hot for beta dork providers but not hot enough to lock down proper Chads have a clear set of alpha-gauging traps and shit tests and our boy Mikey was basically built in a lab to expose and quality test them all for their basic failure modes. There’s this subtext of ran through cynicism in the attitudes, communication styles and behaviors of all of these pathetic skanks that’s so weirdly uniform and repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105723)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: sick lay circlehead

*hair fully blown back*

I wonder how this compares to other cities. There's a lot of hot + broken chicks in every major metro imo. I think what makes dood's even wonkier is that they're over 40 and the game has really played out. Late stage app slut tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105737)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50132114)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

Close but you’re both wrong

You show up without the wings and the thing that you want fuck her see what she had in fridge take it and leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102891)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Violent cruise ship

nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch that doodikoff undoubtably has in his fridge and tell her that is the superior ranch dressing vs. the slop the wing place gives out. she'd be wet within minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50108470)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:18 AM
Author: Peristalsis

Send me More! That looks amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50131333)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50132116)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: dead hilarious gas station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100283)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over this one today. Thought I would share with my xo friends and also take abuse and thoughtful analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100287)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed state

haver of *multiple* friend groups tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100449)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100761)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100784)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Dull hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102919)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50132117)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100375)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Why are you constantly dealing w proles

This type of shit only happens with the absolute prolest of proles too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100285)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with the dregs of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100294)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't buy her or her family property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100302)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: sinister supple legend genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101497)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property

just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save humanity lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100286)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting

Ok this one jumped the shark

180 thread though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100293)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

its 100% legit man not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100297)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102337)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102336)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce

laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me wings."

is this a female blackmin by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100300)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice area so i dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100306)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce

that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100331)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100309)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: marvelous feces

BMI of this beast?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100304)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that take up her entire torso, but she's not really fat.

Yesterday afternoon (despite seeing my app pics) she asked for a pic of me, I sent her one from like last month. I asked her for one and she sent me a pic of her ass in a bikini no face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100314)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Holy shit man just to up to a girl in the grocery store

Will take like 100 approaches and ONE will say yes eventually

Obviously not all in the same store and time and shit so you don't get put on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100343)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

see below she wasn't really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100374)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Spectacular University National Security Agency

Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to let her show up, then when she texts axing where u are, you tell her you decided not to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100311)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the reservation to "Catalina" and then not show up - Im not that cold though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100320)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol

tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champagne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100703)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Godawful Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101734)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: Racy crystalline doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50108137)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate

You should have mentally written her off but played along and been like of course babe, anywhere you want. Made a rez at Catalina, noshowed the date and at 8 been like hey babe sorry i’m running late, please order a bottle of <insert expensive wine>, tough day! I’ll need it! Then when she freaks out and realized you’re not coming and she’s stuck paying, lol and block. Trash like that deserve to be treated like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100315)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

my buddy said the same thing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100326)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: snowy mad-dog skullcap main people

legit cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100359)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100395)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

(dummy mission master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100406)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Overrated Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100577)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol

damn, you beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100704)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: copper whorehouse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101171)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: Olive motley background story jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101186)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: sinister supple legend genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101498)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Godawful Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101736)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to cancel the date. But you are very beta for continuing to engage her despite multiple red flags she's an entitled bitch. Her beta radar went off and she was seeing how much you'd take. Fortunately for you she took it too far, but you should learn to cut bait with people like this sooner despite their DDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100316)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the same time around 11pm. I didn't respond to the wings delivery demand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100323)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be running a schtick now. If this is real, and you are sincerely defending your betaness, you need serious remedial action.

The double ? is great. If this is schtick, great job subtly hammering home the beta desperation. If real, JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100341)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100352)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obviously I was trying to make sure what I was reading was exactly what I thought it was, even I, experienced in the ways of the most awful of women, was shocked by her demands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100358)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with a potential romantic partner and ended it very quickly after realizing she sucks. No idea why anyone is calling you beta. Gunneratttt spends 14 hours per day baiting random strangers into arguing about case law like he'd be doing anything better with his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100396)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100409)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Dull hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102945)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Racy crystalline doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50108139)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more pics after a one-word "Tahiti" response, and she just ignored that and made an absurd ask. Her tone in all the texts is disinterested and you responded with eagerness. There's nothing more beta, and likely to give women the ick, than a man responding cheerfully and eagerly to her being a straight up cunt.

You should have enough self-respect to cut bait at the first sign of her being cunty. If you just wanted to fuck her you should have just been an aloof asshole. That's probably what she's after anyway: being bratty so she gets dicked down by Chad on a ONS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100442)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100457)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Dull hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102948)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

Fair

The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she never provided another and instead requested wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100470)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

That's important context. If that immediately followed an ass pic the "Tahiti" is less dismissive and your eagerness is justified.

But sending an ass pic -> asking for wings = she's blatantly signaling she's more or less a whore. Your follow ups after that are less beta and more naive then. Like if a streetwalker asked "Wanna date baby?" and you responded with reservations to Catalina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100524)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: bespoke spot black woman

Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. Please deliver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101407)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate

Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polynesia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100475)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102936)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol

she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and one said something like "see if he's a real man and get him to order you delivery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101566)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting

Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like this you get you should just tell her you're going to rape her (consensually, after the date) and then post her reactions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100329)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Resort

I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100335)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce

"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100340)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100397)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: diverse thirsty shitlib parlor

Si Mami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100553)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property

Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressively ignore to make her go away:

https://ibb.co/rGMSPGQJ

https://ibb.co/Wps4T0qY

https://ibb.co/C5ntBq3f

https://ibb.co/d4hTC1D4

https://ibb.co/5gwNrCTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100347)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alone lmfaooooo

Buy a tenga flip and a vr headset at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100356)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102943)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Get into video games or something

Why waste ur life like this

Model trains, weight lifting, a fucking substack

Anything is better than this. Take up black tar heroin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100369)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property

I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I went to see a friend's show at some dive bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100377)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of mentally ill chicks in CT and MA area for some reason

It’s like a certain type of victim mindset mental illness they have that’s unrelenting stream of low-consciousness, like your iMessage chat with them is the equivalent of some homeless schizo woman outside of a McDonalds ranting about who wronged her in 3rd person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102954)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

"I definitely don't want to run into you here."

OYT: "Should I swing by?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100426)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: mischievous glittery multi-billionaire property

I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck me off to completion. that was pretty 180 ngl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100507)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

She seems fun crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100519)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

That will be a rape accusation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100559)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

for those wondering, here is a pic:

https://ibb.co/gbRzV4LD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100348)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: snowy mad-dog skullcap main people

stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100357)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ruin lives and move one rinse and repeat forever. They never get damaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100376)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

Yummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100431)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed state

booba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100461)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Ivory ticket booth

Las puta chichotas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100545)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: anal clown ape

lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send wings poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100603)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Purple self-centered stage

I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100668)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100673)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100754)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100782)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100785)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100852)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse Adventurous Chad

you don’t still unload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101045)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good site party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101335)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: Racy crystalline doctorate

(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50108140)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: marvelous feces

this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit down meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101489)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant Church

It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/swiped right she overvalued his height and had an image in her head of his cock being 10” x 7”, so she was hoping her first text went unanswered until he replied with a “you up?” at 1:30 am. But with each reply she deducted an inch of length and half inch of girth until she got down to Doodikoff’s IRL 5” X 4.5” bone pressed fully erect size, and in the process she switched over from imagining short term sexual and mate selection value gratification with a Chad to hustling a short term resource extraction out of an annoying beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102965)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Church

Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite ratio of tit volume to clavicle protrusion from lower neck/upper chest to shoulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105742)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

Weathered old beaner hag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50131227)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: diverse thirsty shitlib parlor

She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100372)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100399)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: snowy mad-dog skullcap main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100400)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100405)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100411)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100444)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: anal clown ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100605)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100610)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100718)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: copper whorehouse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101174)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Black Idiotic Wagecucks Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101677)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Dull hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102924)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: zippy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103519)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103529)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: dead hilarious gas station

damn app dating is bleak these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100391)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Salmon indirect expression hall

The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100408)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100424)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: passionate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101361)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105743)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha"

This is legbeard femcel behavior. Equivalent to a guy texting please respond. You're ebegging a recent Tinder match for food. Loser alert flying off the hinges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100418)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are honest or take her seriously. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100423)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and then just slowly revealed she was completely insane. Eventually got fired. She could just barely hide the crazy. It became apparent she was nuts in every aspect of her life. Some people be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all ages btw

Even decent chicks I was with that I send back into the streets and see them again after a few yrs they get legit cooked by just a few toxic interactions with loser guys

* turns on bill hicks voice *It’s RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL fucking bad out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102974)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100422)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

naw

dont know anything about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100425)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

Lol it was dirte

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3874671&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100434)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: opaque school

what would corey wayne do here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100459)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on the wrong foot here. Let's circle back to square one. You asked me for wings, I thought that was a little inappropriate. You wanted to go to Catalina, I should have been more sensitive. Potatoh, potahto, it all cancels out. You look gorgeous and I'd love to meet. Let me book a table for us at Catalina and we can reset the clock here. My treat. Sound good?"

Just be charming and aloof and demand she come home with you and at least let you fuck her tits once. Then block her number. Ezpk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100487)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: opaque school

thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (for this limited purpose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101549)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library

>less retriever (for this limited purpose)

Okay, I lol’d 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101762)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: opaque school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102129)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

COACH Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100489)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: diverse thirsty shitlib parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100551)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: passionate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101363)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Provocative chestnut ceo lettuce

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100427)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100463)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: anal clown ape

lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and then be like now you owe me a wing night in. Maybe $100 all in.

But wtf do I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play in your favor as long as they're reciprocating. Chick in the OP seems legitimately nuts tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100597)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: diverse thirsty shitlib parlor

“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some breasts”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100604)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100609)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: anal clown ape

“Haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100612)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: diverse thirsty shitlib parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100613)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100615)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100616)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: dead hilarious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100621)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: snowy mad-dog skullcap main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100645)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: copper whorehouse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101175)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Cerise masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101590)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Godawful Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101747)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:32 AM
Author: Racy crystalline doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50108135)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: know-it-all piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101416)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Dull hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102930)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: diverse thirsty shitlib parlor

You should have texted her a pic of your first date new balances with “anyways, gotta run”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100640)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100672)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Arrogant Deranged Patrolman

thread really...delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100843)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library

I really like it here FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100854)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100862)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50100960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Harsh parlour fanboi

“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good fucking that night bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101030)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting

they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because he can materialize a 100+ poast autoadmit thread out of thin air on a whim, and because he never spends less than $100 on a woman on a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101032)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101516)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102979)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Unholy milky field

hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101041)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: bistre histrionic headpube

Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any date

https://reel-seafood.com/menu

And the decor is chick flick enough to be completely fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101153)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: sick lay circlehead

It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order whatever she wants. If you're under 30 this is acceptable but not for white collarmos. Honestly, and I say this as a Wendy's employee, I could afford to eat here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101157)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: copper whorehouse wrinkle

Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101178)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: sick lay circlehead

This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your date is 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101179)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: copper whorehouse wrinkle

Not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101184)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Unholy milky field

if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101417)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Excitant forum

yeah in 2004 lmao

look at this simp fag everybody ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101480)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt

I’m not even in the same reality I realized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102923)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate

Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’t agree to drinks don’t bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101405)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Spectacular University National Security Agency

Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realistically. That can be 50 bux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101501)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: cordovan razzle-dazzle roommate

But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she doesn’t suck it’s probably going to escalate and end in sex. Dinner sets you up to waste hours, be nice and probably not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102096)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked in to a whole meal. It's just a more comfortable atmosphere to meet someone for the first time. People acting like it's the $ are missing the point completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102110)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol

I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people based on how they hold a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101613)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men itt taking women they’ve never met irl and on a FUCKAPP out on dinner dates

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102917)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

It's not about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101607)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky

Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101317)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Dun Tanning Salon Giraffe

where in the FUCK is the autism alert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good site party of the first part

What’s the goal here Doodikoff?

Yes she seems like a cunty 90iq nut job and you saved your dignity, but was that the goal? I’d think the goal was to maximize chances of busting all over those DDs. If that was the goal then maybe shifting to Catalina and seeing where it went was the better play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101372)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Irradiated ruddy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101471)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: sick lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101505)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: 180 national

The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’t have given it up anyway. The only play was to save some face and walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: sick lay circlehead

He should get back in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101719)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Transparent Charismatic Meetinghouse Pistol

it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her demand, she saw him as a simp who's of no value. She was never going to go to that other restaurant and was never going to put out even if he did take her to Catalina, but at least she would've gotten the chance to improve her social capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101740)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Church

She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could never, but plenty of guys who make decent money and are dating down in IQ and SES because they are fiends for big titted bimbos can easily manage to flip this around in 30 minutes on a date. All the simplest and most basic negging 101 moves like signaling that you go on a lot of dates and you may have another one you have to leave to get to if this one doesn’t pick up, talking about expensive vacations and overselling your success and your network, a girl like this is a 50/50 bet to blow you before you even get to the restaurant if you arrange to pick her up and you roll up in a rented Ferrari. The amazing thing about Doodikoff is that his height gets him all these at bats to improve his approaches and he can’t ever seem to do it because of his autism and cheapness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105756)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: know-it-all piazza

Sounds like marriage material, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101412)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102332)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like cheese-eating point digit ratio

Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit before his wife casually bats away sex in favor of eating fried shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102361)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Jet-lagged Hell Halford

These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fatty apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101413)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: bespoke spot black woman

Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101415)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: free-loading fragrant scourge upon the earth

This thread really belongs in a hall of fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101430)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Irradiated ruddy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101472)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101473)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101787)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102127)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

This can’t be real im literally flummoxed by the entirety of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102907)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Church

It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the NFC as he calmly wins another Super Bowl. Doodikoff a no doubt first ballot XO Content Creation hall of famer and pretty securely on the XO Content Creation Mt. Rushmore as far as I’m concerned. But his all time funniest schtick was still claiming to be both an UGA and Bama fan during the Kirby v Saban peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105757)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky

also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all around spectacular poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50106398)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: sick lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50106402)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Contagious Native

ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101470)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: sickened station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101639)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Cerebral frum puppy

she sounds like an ESL Mexican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50101586)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: orchid boyish pervert jew

Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably the third best thing that you could have done. Second best would have been to set up the prank trip to Catalina and ghost her with a $500 bottle of champagne on the table. Best would have been to turn the request for wings into an impromptu trip to her place/fuck session.

When I was single and on the apps, it blew my mind how many of these hoes were willing to come right over to my place to fuck, before ever meeting in person. I learned how to treat women like the hoes that they are and love to be, and then picked the least bad one to marry and have kids with. Before I learned all that, I was much like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102128)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Comical center ladyboy

You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25

It’s just leftover crabs in a nightmare barrel competing for literally nothing

The thought of being so supplicative to an aged hole you haven’t even met and then offering to pay for them to eat on your dime is so ghastly to my spirit bro I’m just revolted and 2nd hand embarrassed for every aspect of these interactions - part of me still thinks this has to be flame on some level



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102902)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: nofapping voyeur library

"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadmit Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50102939)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103532)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:54 AM
Author: zippy gaping

why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you guys both seem stupid, whiny, and annoying. no one deserves that, but somehow you also deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103517)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: apoplectic maroon kitty

mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to poast the same thing and was surprised nobody mentioned this until 200 poasts in and 2 days later.

why is op whiny and asking her if she's ok with it? why is he repeatedly seeking her approval? what kind of lawyer or even MAN talks like that. all he has to say is something like: "real fish at 8pm, see you there" and ignore the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103543)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: opaque school

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103685)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Aromatic Rebellious Stage Becky

He's only 55 and new to dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103689)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: apoplectic maroon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103880)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Dull hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105709)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Olive motley background story jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50107565)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Racy crystalline doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50108138)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Blue stain philosopher-king

I did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103599)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac yarmulke sanctuary

dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50103624)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50131213)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Lavender associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50105827)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50131229)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2Elisa#50131237)