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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated abode internal respiration

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated abode internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated abode internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: puce marvelous site tattoo

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: amber school cafeteria

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: aquamarine cracking trust fund place of business

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Exciting tan mad cow disease sanctuary

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: federal blood rage range

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Exciting tan mad cow disease sanctuary

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Glittery chapel

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant stock car

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated abode internal respiration

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Lilac pocket flask

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: slap-happy salmon business firm volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: curious base prole

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Vigorous locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Dark Coffee Pot

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Provocative casino queen of the night

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Ebony flirting trailer park

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating hospital reading party

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: silver deer antler

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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