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what is it about ponytails that shitlawyers love so much?

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provocative henna crackhouse
  12/05/22
It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and c...
cerebral lettuce elastic band
  12/05/22
how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?
cracking background story
  12/05/22
It’s like how special forces guys have beards just bec...
Exciting business firm party of the first part
  12/05/22
i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking...
Charismatic Lay
  12/05/22
I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spe...
Buck-toothed Filthpig
  12/05/22
Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their grea...
amber puppy
  12/05/22
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Sick pisswyrm
  12/05/22
Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms o...
diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur
  10/25/25
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grizzly up-to-no-good halford
  10/25/25
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Yellow laughsome community account ceo
  10/25/25
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sienna rigpig
  10/25/25
you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily you...
Big love of her life
  10/25/25
Shut up fag.
diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur
  10/25/25
No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I ...
Big love of her life
  10/25/25
Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.
diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur
  10/25/25
I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see...
Big love of her life
  10/25/25
Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a com...
diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur
  10/25/25
you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone does...
Big love of her life
  10/25/25
Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who ...
diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur
  10/25/25
It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your...
Big love of her life
  10/25/25
Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and ge...
diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur
  10/25/25
You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family o...
Big love of her life
  10/25/25
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i gave my cousin head
  11/04/25


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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: provocative henna crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589289)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: cerebral lettuce elastic band

It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and coke as payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589298)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: cracking background story

how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589311)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Exciting business firm party of the first part

It’s like how special forces guys have beards just because they can. shitlawyers have ponytails just to flex on biglawyers and other corpos who could never get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589362)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Lay

i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking like a hippy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589596)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Filthpig

I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spent a lot of time in the US Virgin Islands. Every fucking guy who made enough to retire there grew a ponytail. Most of them were pretty much bald but grew out what little hair they could to make an attempt at a ponytail. It was their pathetic attempt at (ironically) letting their hair down after being in the working world for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589391)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: amber puppy

Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their greasy clutch of shitigation tricks there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589562)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Sick pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#45589602)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur

Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms of the prison time my clients will get and how bad the facts are). Inshallah the ponytail will save us



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49373944)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: grizzly up-to-no-good halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49373952)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Yellow laughsome community account ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374239)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: sienna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374286)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Big love of her life

you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily your clients are probably brown trash who belong in prison for a long time so at least they will get the max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374290)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur

Shut up fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374323)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Big love of her life

No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I can't be certain, your nigger clients probably belong in jail for a long time. Thus society will be benefited by a loser failawyer like you getting shitpumped in court so they rot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374326)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur

Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374337)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Big love of her life

I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see my username you stupid shitlawyer loser? I hate kikes and Israel. You're just a dumbfuck and a loser and a bad lawyer. You know what i'm saying is true that's why you're so mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374339)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur

Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a combative anonymous internet loser online right now, but no doubt you must be extremely handsome, smart, witty, loved by many friends and great at law and business irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374367)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Big love of her life

you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone doesn't just suck your tiny little turdprick. I'm sorry it hurts to be reminded that you're dumb, went to shit schools, failed the bar multiple times and have a shitty job that you're bad at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374370)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur

Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who starts insulting me unprovoked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374373)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Big love of her life

It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your nigger clients enjoy prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374378)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: diverse talking orchestra pit voyeur

Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374380)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Big love of her life

You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family out of white lands you retarded brown subhuman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49374406)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Elisa#49401950)