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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
frisky dingle berry
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
frisky dingle berry
  05/01/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
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bossy dragon school
  04/29/26
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Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/29/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Fishy hunting ground national
  04/29/26
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Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop
  04/29/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
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Sinister sepia resort
  04/30/26
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Razzle Piazza Pistol
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Razzle Piazza Pistol
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop
  05/02/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Fishy hunting ground national
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/29/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  04/29/26
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Sienna Deer Antler Chad
  04/29/26
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disgusting faggot firefighter tanning salon
  04/29/26
180!
Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop
  04/29/26
hell yeah
bossy dragon school
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Talented area
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
dull swollen jew
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
dull swollen jew
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
vibrant orange property scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
dull swollen jew
  05/01/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
vibrant orange property scourge upon the earth
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
dull swollen jew
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
180
Sienna Deer Antler Chad
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
bossy dragon school
  05/01/26
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Awkward bateful den
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Pontificating Indian Lodge Foreskin
  04/30/26
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Pontificating Indian Lodge Foreskin
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Lemon Orchestra Pit
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
dull swollen jew
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  05/01/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
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dull swollen jew
  05/01/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Navy Spot Wrinkle
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
congrats!
Razzle Piazza Pistol
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Sienna Deer Antler Chad
  05/01/26
180
Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat
  05/01/26
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Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Navy Spot Wrinkle
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Titillating Tan Regret Address
  05/01/26
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Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: frisky dingle berry

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: frisky dingle berry

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: bossy dragon school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Fishy hunting ground national

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Sinister sepia resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza Pistol

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Fishy hunting ground national

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Sienna Deer Antler Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: disgusting faggot firefighter tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: bossy dragon school

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Talented area

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: dull swollen jew

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: dull swollen jew

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vibrant orange property scourge upon the earth

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: dull swollen jew

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant orange property scourge upon the earth

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: dull swollen jew

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Sienna Deer Antler Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bossy dragon school

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Awkward bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Indian Lodge Foreskin

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Pontificating Indian Lodge Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Lemon Orchestra Pit

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: dull swollen jew

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: dull swollen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Navy Spot Wrinkle

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza Pistol

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Sienna Deer Antler Chad

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Nighttime travel guidebook toilet seat

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Navy Spot Wrinkle

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Titillating Tan Regret Address

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Drunken odious coldplay fan dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860163)