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Magical jade ratface
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
saffron lettuce
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I saved one life
bat shit crazy menage background story
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only #2 is remotely unique
frum orchestra pit macaca
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Where to start
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saffron lettuce
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rusted lascivious clown
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Glittery painfully honest mood
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Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
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startling hall round eye
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supple circlehead
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Light location
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Stubborn Brunch
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rambunctious titillating address philosopher-king
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
yapping senate
  04/11/26
Explain?
rusted lascivious clown
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rambunctious titillating address philosopher-king
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Mind-boggling Navy Locus
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
saffron lettuce
  04/12/26
Ricky
Stubborn Brunch
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startling hall round eye
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(Rudolph)
Sepia internet-worthy goyim useless brakes
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
red startled stage french chef
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
plum hyperventilating market generalized bond
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
yapping senate
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
yapping senate
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
maroon fat ankles sex offender
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
yapping senate
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
rusted lascivious clown
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Stubborn Brunch
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carnelian church wrinkle
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Offensive Abode Patrolman
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lmao
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sable curious corn cake sanctuary
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Light location
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180
Bright racy gunner field
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
amber dashing death wish
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Yellow Adventurous Lay
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
slippery tanning salon
  04/11/26
that is brave
bat shit crazy menage background story
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
slippery tanning salon
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
bat shit crazy menage background story
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Yellow Adventurous Lay
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
yapping senate
  04/11/26
We've got time
Offensive Abode Patrolman
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startling hall round eye
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Useless umber parlour karate
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Stubborn Brunch
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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red startled stage french chef
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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Swashbuckling state
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Useless umber parlour karate
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wow
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
ruddy confused center doctorate
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lol
startling hall round eye
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Buck-toothed talented church building
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
yapping senate
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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Coral newt
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Slimy idiot
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Driven a Zamboni
Concupiscible half-breed
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180 wholesome unique experience
rusted lascivious clown
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tyty
Concupiscible half-breed
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Obsidian alcoholic telephone
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Concupiscible half-breed
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180
supple circlehead
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
topaz rigpig locale
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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startling hall round eye
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razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting
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wtf
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Coral newt
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
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Emerald space
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
Comical Windowlicker Chapel
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
red startled stage french chef
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
nudist gaped cuckold cruise ship
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Winner
Bright racy gunner field
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Glittery painfully honest mood
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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rusted lascivious clown
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
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Narcissist
razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting
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Coon
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
  04/12/26
?
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
aphrodisiac factory reset button
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
sable curious corn cake sanctuary
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
chest-beating deer antler
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rambunctious titillating address philosopher-king
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
hilarious den main people
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sable curious corn cake sanctuary
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
hilarious den main people
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Claret national international law enforcement agency
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
hilarious den main people
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
topaz rigpig locale
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
startling hall round eye
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
hilarious den main people
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Magenta Geriatric Queen Of The Night Step-uncle's House
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Galvanic Selfie Resort
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
hilarious den main people
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Galvanic Selfie Resort
  04/13/26
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startling hall round eye
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
hilarious den main people
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Claret national international law enforcement agency
  04/13/26
you're 60?
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startling hall round eye
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Cowardly native double fault
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Useless umber parlour karate
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Emerald space
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Cowardly native double fault
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
Emerald space
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
  04/12/26
180
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Bronze Hunting Ground
  04/12/26
180!
bisexual business firm antidepressant drug
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
aphrodisiac factory reset button
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
startling hall round eye
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Comical Windowlicker Chapel
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
startling hall round eye
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Comical Windowlicker Chapel
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startling hall round eye
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
lilac pit
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Comical Windowlicker Chapel
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
rusted lascivious clown
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Galvanic Selfie Resort
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
twinkling aggressive national security agency
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
abnormal sexy marketing idea
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Galvanic Selfie Resort
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lilac pit
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fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
topaz rigpig locale
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
provocative school cafeteria
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
exhilarant olive turdskin
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
carnelian church wrinkle
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Pink dysfunction
  04/13/26
ouch
startling hall round eye
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Pink dysfunction
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
startling hall round eye
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Pink dysfunction
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
startling hall round eye
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Buck-toothed talented church building
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Pink dysfunction
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/15/26
not me
Pink dysfunction
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Pink dysfunction
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genuine lol
razzle-dazzle hateful pervert
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Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
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180
Claret national international law enforcement agency
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180
Comical Windowlicker Chapel
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
henna station
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
impressive odious casino
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Floppy depressive bawdyhouse
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180
bisexual business firm antidepressant drug
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Floppy depressive bawdyhouse
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bisexual business firm antidepressant drug
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Irate transparent garrison personal credit line
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😎
Floppy depressive bawdyhouse
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bisexual business firm antidepressant drug
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
twisted vigorous prole
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Mauve Kitty Cat Institution
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
histrionic whorehouse roommate
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Translucent stead travel guidebook
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
azure scourge upon the earth property
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
razzle-dazzle hateful pervert
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
razzle-dazzle hateful pervert
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
razzle-dazzle hateful pervert
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
rusted lascivious clown
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Galvanic Selfie Resort
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap
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Thats weirdly 180
Light location
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excited?
startling hall round eye
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
startling hall round eye
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap
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startling hall round eye
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saffron lettuce
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
saffron lettuce
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
saffron lettuce
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Light location
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startling hall round eye
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bisexual business firm antidepressant drug
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
topaz rigpig locale
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Razzle blue keepsake machete
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red startled stage french chef
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Vermilion cerebral corner
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how'd you get away
startling hall round eye
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Mind-boggling Navy Locus
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Dark Contagious Box Office Ceo
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bisexual business firm antidepressant drug
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
pontificating gaping
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
bateful boistinker mediation
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
bateful boistinker mediation
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fkk it's too outable to say
insanely creepy athletic conference dilemma
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: saffron lettuce

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy menage background story

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: frum orchestra pit macaca

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Bright racy gunner field

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Stubborn Brunch

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: rambunctious titillating address philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: yapping senate

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: rusted lascivious clown

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: rambunctious titillating address philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Locus

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: saffron lettuce

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Stubborn Brunch

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Sepia internet-worthy goyim useless brakes

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: red startled stage french chef

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: plum hyperventilating market generalized bond

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: yapping senate

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: yapping senate

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: maroon fat ankles sex offender

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: yapping senate

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: rusted lascivious clown

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Stubborn Brunch

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: carnelian church wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Offensive Abode Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible half-breed

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Coral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: arousing garnet hospital masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Light location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Bright racy gunner field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: amber dashing death wish

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Yellow Adventurous Lay

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: slippery tanning salon

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy menage background story

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: slippery tanning salon

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy menage background story

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Yellow Adventurous Lay

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: yapping senate

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Offensive Abode Patrolman

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: startling hall round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Useless umber parlour karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Stubborn Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: yapping senate

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: red startled stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Coral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Useless umber parlour karate

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: startling hall round eye

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: disgusting base goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: ruddy confused center doctorate

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed talented church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: yapping senate

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: yapping senate

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Coral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Slimy idiot

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible half-breed

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: rusted lascivious clown

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible half-breed

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Obsidian alcoholic telephone

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible half-breed

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: supple circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: topaz rigpig locale

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Cuckoldry Library

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: startling hall round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Fishy laughsome principal's office

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: stimulating tan indirect expression

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: red startled stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Coral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: shimmering alcoholic place of business

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Emerald space

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Comical Windowlicker Chapel

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Emerald space

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: impressive odious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: red startled stage french chef

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: nudist gaped cuckold cruise ship

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Bright racy gunner field

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Glittery painfully honest mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: adulterous spot mexican

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: stimulating tan indirect expression

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: rusted lascivious clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac factory reset button

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Spectacular Fortuitous Meteor Shrine

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: chest-beating deer antler

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: rambunctious titillating address philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: hilarious den main people

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: sable curious corn cake sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: hilarious den main people

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Claret national international law enforcement agency

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: hilarious den main people

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: topaz rigpig locale

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: startling hall round eye

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: hilarious den main people

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Magenta Geriatric Queen Of The Night Step-uncle's House

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Selfie Resort

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: hilarious den main people

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Selfie Resort

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: hilarious den main people

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Claret national international law enforcement agency

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: startling hall round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Cowardly native double fault

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Useless umber parlour karate

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Emerald space

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Cowardly native double fault

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Emerald space

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Bronze Hunting Ground

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac factory reset button

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Comical Windowlicker Chapel

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Comical Windowlicker Chapel

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: startling hall round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: lilac pit

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Comical Windowlicker Chapel

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: rusted lascivious clown

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Selfie Resort

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: twinkling aggressive national security agency

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: abnormal sexy marketing idea

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Selfie Resort

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: lilac pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone boyish mad cow disease indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: topaz rigpig locale

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: exhilarant olive turdskin

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: carnelian church wrinkle

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Pink dysfunction

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Pink dysfunction

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Pink dysfunction

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: startling hall round eye

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed talented church building

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Pink dysfunction

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Pink dysfunction

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Pink dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hateful pervert

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Claret national international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Comical Windowlicker Chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: henna station

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: impressive odious casino

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Floppy depressive bawdyhouse

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Floppy depressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Irate transparent garrison personal credit line

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Floppy depressive bawdyhouse

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: twisted vigorous prole

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Mauve Kitty Cat Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse roommate

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Translucent stead travel guidebook

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: azure scourge upon the earth property

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hateful pervert

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hateful pervert

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hateful pervert

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Avocado parlor sweet tailpipe

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: rusted lascivious clown

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Selfie Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Light location

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: startling hall round eye

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: startling hall round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: saffron lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: saffron lettuce

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic ultramarine theatre jap

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: saffron lettuce

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Bipolar Area Volcanic Crater

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Light location

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: startling hall round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: topaz rigpig locale

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Razzle blue keepsake machete

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: red startled stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral corner

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: startling hall round eye

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Locus

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Dark Contagious Box Office Ceo

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: bisexual business firm antidepressant drug



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: pontificating gaping

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded famous landscape painting

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: bateful boistinker mediation

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: bateful boistinker mediation

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy athletic conference dilemma

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Useless umber parlour karate



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




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