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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria
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Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: insane deer antler

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254824)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Grizzly coldplay fan stead

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254829)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254845)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating piazza jap

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sticky maize sandwich feces

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater abode

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Excitant kitty

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: thriller theater stage boistinker

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255329)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255330)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: histrionic lilac depressive



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255459)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: thriller theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259511)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling awkward codepig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mewling gas station roommate



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: concupiscible nursing home pistol



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: honey-headed skinny woman



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: puce vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: insane deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: nofapping talented organic girlfriend

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: trip stain hominid

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: stirring stock car box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: trip stain hominid

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: gay big circlehead

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Galvanic cruise ship legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: thriller theater stage boistinker

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: vigorous forum black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Brass locus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: cowardly range queen of the night

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: comical frozen antidepressant drug locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: alcoholic site french chef

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: sadistic fighting business firm nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: glassy friendly grandma

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling awkward codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: jet mother

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: claret ceo private investor

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control fantasy-prone church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: glassy friendly grandma

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: alcoholic site french chef

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Orange disgusting corn cake center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: alcoholic site french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: glassy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: white passionate juggernaut gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Bateful Native Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: slippery irradiated police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Azure Crawly Heaven

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Sexy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Carmine bat shit crazy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Aquamarine impressive old irish cottage

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine impressive old irish cottage

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Orange disgusting corn cake center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: insane deer antler

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Orange disgusting corn cake center

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Effete Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Effete Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: cyan bearded theatre

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Fragrant stubborn rehab

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: cyan bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Fragrant stubborn rehab

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: ruby public bath newt

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: histrionic lilac depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Fragrant stubborn rehab

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tripping half-breed

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: thriller theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Carmine bat shit crazy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Out-of-control fantasy-prone church

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: aromatic unholy whorehouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: amethyst university partner

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard voyeur therapy

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Odious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: slippery irradiated police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: shaky jet-lagged senate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: honey-headed skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Citrine Home Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: vigorous forum black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard voyeur therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: shaky jet-lagged senate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: naked hospital

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Appetizing lay roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: alcoholic site french chef

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tripping half-breed

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: vivacious transparent people who are hurt

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Appetizing lay roast beef

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: cowardly range queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: gay big circlehead

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Pale titillating personal credit line

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Charismatic gold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: lascivious drab pit foreskin

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: alcoholic site french chef

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: nofapping talented organic girlfriend

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Rebellious crackhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Orchid misanthropic den brethren

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Abnormal splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Flesh racy milk

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Rebellious crackhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: cowardly range queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: snowy sick main people resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: snowy sick main people resort

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone shitlib

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: thriller theater stage boistinker

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: glassy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Razzle Love Of Her Life Dilemma



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Orange disgusting corn cake center



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: cowardly range queen of the night

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: aromatic unholy whorehouse regret

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Pale titillating personal credit line



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Rebellious crackhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring state

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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: comical frozen antidepressant drug locale

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded field ape

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: vengeful dysfunction office



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: doobsian bisexual background story

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: cracking lake meetinghouse

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: cerebral khaki tank corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: cowardly range queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: glassy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Boyish Domesticated Ratface



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Exciting gaped parlour hairy legs



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting gaped parlour hairy legs



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: thriller theater stage boistinker



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard voyeur therapy



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Orchid misanthropic den brethren

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: hideous diverse point



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Electric area turdskin

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: gay big circlehead

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: hairraiser mint menage



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: hairraiser mint menage



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: glassy friendly grandma



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: insane deer antler



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: hairless anal tanning salon crotch



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: glassy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Impertinent Temple

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Pale titillating personal credit line

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Pale titillating personal credit line

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Indian Lodge



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Galvanic cruise ship legend



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: pearly house-broken casino idea he suggested

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: insane deer antler



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: insane deer antler

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Orange disgusting corn cake center

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Coiffed fanboi

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Mewling gas station roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Crystalline mildly autistic house jewess



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Maroon Up-to-no-good Community Account



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Saffron brunch

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: concupiscible nursing home pistol



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Effete Stag Film



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Mewling gas station roommate



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Crystalline mildly autistic house jewess



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant chapel



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: insane deer antler



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant chapel



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: cowardly range queen of the night



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: adventurous indecent pozpig becky



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: puce vibrant stage



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring shrine



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready peach coffee pot



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: lascivious drab pit foreskin

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Low-t church building



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sanctuary

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: yapping philosopher-king school cafeteria



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Flickering Provocative Indirect Expression Bawdyhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: aqua floppy sneaky criminal address

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Scarlet heady scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sanctuary



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