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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
self-absorbed mildly autistic indian lodge
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
awkward temple
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Adventurous Principal's Office Faggot Firefighter
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Aphrodisiac fighting pozpig chad
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
awkward temple
  11/12/24
wow!
topaz stirring station gunner
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Cracking state trust fund
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
rebellious garnet sanctuary
  11/12/24
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awkward temple
  11/12/24
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vivacious chapel masturbator
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topaz stirring station gunner
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Aphrodisiac fighting pozpig chad
  11/12/24
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Geriatric Doobsian Pit Toilet Seat
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Mint Fluffy Theater Weed Whacker
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titillating honey-headed garrison
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rambunctious sable depressive sound barrier
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topaz stirring station gunner
  06/08/25
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spectacular useless ladyboy striped hyena
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
vivacious chapel masturbator
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
awkward temple
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Curious coffee pot stage
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
shivering becky whorehouse
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Adventurous Principal's Office Faggot Firefighter
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Dashing apoplectic stead police squad
  11/12/24
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titillating honey-headed garrison
  06/08/25
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rambunctious sable depressive sound barrier
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
concupiscible fishy puppy
  11/12/24
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topaz stirring station gunner
  11/12/24
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gay fragrant elastic band
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
rough-skinned contagious den
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
topaz stirring station gunner
  11/12/24
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topaz stirring station gunner
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Excitant kitchen bbw
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Mint Fluffy Theater Weed Whacker
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Shaky son of senegal step-uncle's house
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Mint Fluffy Theater Weed Whacker
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
awkward temple
  06/08/25
Damning.
talking candlestick maker
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed mildly autistic indian lodge

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: awkward temple

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Principal's Office Faggot Firefighter

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting pozpig chad

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: awkward temple

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: topaz stirring station gunner

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Cracking state trust fund

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: rebellious garnet sanctuary

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: awkward temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: vivacious chapel masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: topaz stirring station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting pozpig chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Geriatric Doobsian Pit Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Mint Fluffy Theater Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: titillating honey-headed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: rambunctious sable depressive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: topaz stirring station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: spectacular useless ladyboy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: vivacious chapel masturbator

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: awkward temple

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Curious coffee pot stage

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: shivering becky whorehouse

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Principal's Office Faggot Firefighter

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing apoplectic stead police squad

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: titillating honey-headed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: rambunctious sable depressive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: concupiscible fishy puppy

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: topaz stirring station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: gay fragrant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned contagious den

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: topaz stirring station gunner

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: topaz stirring station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Excitant kitchen bbw

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Mint Fluffy Theater Weed Whacker

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Shaky son of senegal step-uncle's house

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Mint Fluffy Theater Weed Whacker

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: awkward temple

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: talking candlestick maker

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996493)