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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
flatulent brunch
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Provocative spot
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Gold factory reset button
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
jade house
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Provocative spot
  11/12/24
wow!
Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Vigorous Smoky Brethren Personal Credit Line
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Brilliant appetizing fat ankles double fault
  11/12/24
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Provocative spot
  11/12/24
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Pontificating hell
  11/12/24
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Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter
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jade house
  11/12/24
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naked saffron home alpha
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beta scourge upon the earth rigpig
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Titillating Senate Mother
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galvanic painfully honest trailer park
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Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  06/08/25
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charismatic insane field kitty cat
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Pontificating hell
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Provocative spot
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Learning disabled territorial pit
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Ivory up-to-no-good theatre
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Gold factory reset button
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
flushed pozpig locale
  11/12/24
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Titillating Senate Mother
  06/08/25
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galvanic painfully honest trailer park
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
180 nibblets
  11/12/24
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Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  11/12/24
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Stubborn flesh stage
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Doobsian foreskin juggernaut
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  11/12/24
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Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Blue cuckoldry
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
beta scourge upon the earth rigpig
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Amethyst fluffy jap hall
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
beta scourge upon the earth rigpig
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Provocative spot
  06/08/25
Damning.
Fishy Death Wish
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: flatulent brunch

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Provocative spot

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Gold factory reset button

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: jade house

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative spot

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Smoky Brethren Personal Credit Line

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Brilliant appetizing fat ankles double fault

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Provocative spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Pontificating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: jade house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: naked saffron home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Titillating Senate Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: galvanic painfully honest trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: charismatic insane field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Pontificating hell

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Provocative spot

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled territorial pit

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Ivory up-to-no-good theatre

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Gold factory reset button

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: flushed pozpig locale

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Titillating Senate Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: galvanic painfully honest trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: 180 nibblets

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Stubborn flesh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Doobsian foreskin juggernaut

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise orchestra pit faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Blue cuckoldry

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth rigpig

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Amethyst fluffy jap hall

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: beta scourge upon the earth rigpig

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Provocative spot

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Fishy Death Wish

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996493)