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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
Soul-stirring twisted double fault
  07/26/25
smooth
sadistic senate
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Galvanic Famous Landscape Painting Market
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aromatic office
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Titillating becky chapel
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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alcoholic filthy rehab tattoo
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Violet infuriating place of business
  07/26/25
What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
trip bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Idiotic stimulating useless brakes
  07/26/25
180
aquamarine balding tank
  07/26/25
Awkward
Odious circlehead
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Idiotic stimulating useless brakes
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
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plum harsh headpube state
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
haunting beady-eyed lodge
  07/27/25
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zippy hairraiser keepsake machete
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
Galvanic Famous Landscape Painting Market
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
umber stage stain
  07/26/25
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haunting beady-eyed lodge
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
Contagious clown crackhouse
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
ultramarine bossy institution fanboi
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
geriatric selfie old irish cottage
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
Talented Dark Pozpig Death Wish
  07/26/25
The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
Hot
saffron marvelous stag film multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
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haunting beady-eyed lodge
  07/27/25
“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
ocher theater blood rage
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
Bateful sanctuary dopamine
  07/26/25
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Contagious clown crackhouse
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
olive garrison
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
Brilliant talking goal in life
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
Irradiated dilemma filthpig
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
Irradiated dilemma filthpig
  07/26/25
Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
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haunting beady-eyed lodge
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Irradiated dilemma filthpig
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zippy hairraiser keepsake machete
  07/27/25
*tosses BC out the window*
orange masturbator orchestra pit
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aromatic office
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
aromatic office
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
olive garrison
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
aromatic office
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
olive garrison
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
aromatic office
  07/26/25
I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a ...
olive garrison
  07/26/25
Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dog...
Maniacal swashbuckling corn cake brethren
  07/26/25
(Andy Byron)
aromatic office
  07/27/25
I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
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  07/27/25
I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
Fragrant incel
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: olive garrison

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twisted double fault

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: sadistic senate

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Famous Landscape Painting Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: aromatic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Titillating becky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Fragrant incel

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: alcoholic filthy rehab tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Violet infuriating place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: trip bawdyhouse

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Idiotic stimulating useless brakes

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: aquamarine balding tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Odious circlehead

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Idiotic stimulating useless brakes

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: olive garrison

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: plum harsh headpube state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: haunting beady-eyed lodge

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: zippy hairraiser keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Famous Landscape Painting Market

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: umber stage stain

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: haunting beady-eyed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Contagious clown crackhouse

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: ultramarine bossy institution fanboi

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: geriatric selfie old irish cottage

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: olive garrison

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Talented Dark Pozpig Death Wish

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: olive garrison

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: saffron marvelous stag film multi-billionaire

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: haunting beady-eyed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: ocher theater blood rage

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: olive garrison

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bateful sanctuary dopamine

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Contagious clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: olive garrison

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Brilliant talking goal in life

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Irradiated dilemma filthpig

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: olive garrison

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Irradiated dilemma filthpig

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: olive garrison

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: haunting beady-eyed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: insecure public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Charismatic pearly ceo haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Irradiated dilemma filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: zippy hairraiser keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: orange masturbator orchestra pit

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: aromatic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: aromatic office

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: olive garrison

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: aromatic office

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: olive garrison

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: aromatic office

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: olive garrison

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Maniacal swashbuckling corn cake brethren

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: aromatic office

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Thriller wine hall psychic

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Fragrant incel

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134738)