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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
beady-eyed stead
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
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cerebral dog poop
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Talking Sanctuary
  08/02/25
rip
pale boyish roommate therapy
  08/02/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Brass Galvanic Point
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Peach greedy property internal respiration
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ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
cracking dilemma headpube
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Avocado histrionic hissy fit
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
bearded stag film deer antler
  08/01/25
yes
Avocado histrionic hissy fit
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Avocado histrionic hissy fit
  08/01/25
?
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
bearded stag film deer antler
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Peach greedy property internal respiration
  08/01/25
Sick
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/01/25
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Avocado histrionic hissy fit
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
shimmering vivacious principal's office
  08/02/25
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Spectacular tripping reading party
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Avocado histrionic hissy fit
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
pale boyish roommate therapy
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
shimmering vivacious principal's office
  08/02/25
Hdy
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
hairraiser emerald theater
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
frozen base
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
contagious orange boltzmann library
  08/02/25
Titcr
Aphrodisiac translucent dysfunction
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
ruby rebellious market personal credit line
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
contagious orange boltzmann library
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
evan39
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Jet 180 foreskin
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
contagious orange boltzmann library
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
green at-the-ready orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  08/02/25
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olive maniacal pervert toilet seat
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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indigo ticket booth striped hyena
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
outnumbered odious trump supporter menage
  08/02/25
?
evan39
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed stead

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: cerebral dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Talking Sanctuary

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: pale boyish roommate therapy

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Brass Galvanic Point

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Peach greedy property internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cracking dilemma headpube

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Avocado histrionic hissy fit

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bearded stag film deer antler

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Avocado histrionic hissy fit

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Avocado histrionic hissy fit

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bearded stag film deer antler

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Peach greedy property internal respiration

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Avocado histrionic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: shimmering vivacious principal's office

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Spectacular tripping reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Avocado histrionic hissy fit

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: pale boyish roommate therapy

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: shimmering vivacious principal's office

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: hairraiser emerald theater

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: frozen base

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: contagious orange boltzmann library

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent dysfunction

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: ruby rebellious market personal credit line

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: contagious orange boltzmann library

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Jet 180 foreskin

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: contagious orange boltzmann library

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: green at-the-ready orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: olive maniacal pervert toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: ultramarine ceo step-uncle's house

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: indigo ticket booth striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: outnumbered odious trump supporter menage

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151922)