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Are subs actually a WORSE deal than burgers?
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre How much meat is in a 12" sub? They are like $15 nowadays. If each 6" sub has 4oz meat and there's 1/2lb in a 12" sub I guess that's the equivalent of a double quarter pounder, which is like $8 at MCd's. So how is a sub, at almost double the price for meat, a good deal? Who buys these things? |
Date: April 12th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: canary tripping hospital This guy maths (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812298) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Narrow-minded crawly psychic indian lodge PE ballers sprinted to jersey mikes to weigh the lunch meat in 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812309) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812501) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: ocher awkward shitlib parlor subs have always been mostly filler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812528) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre Is there a way to get a burger and make it taste like a sub? Would you basically put banana peppers and vinegar, garlic spread, or whatever on top- and now you just have a sub that didn't cost $16. A sub for the price of a burger. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:49 AM Author: Boyish persian juggernaut I thought you could already get this as a "steak sub" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813559) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: hideous lodge Different use. A sub you can pack and eat later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812616) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre I have never delayed eating a sub. Every single time I eat them immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812660) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Vengeful lettuce That’s a you problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813940) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Provocative Peach Pisswyrm Background Story titcr. it's like a 20oz vs. 2L. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812678) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre I have never delayed eating a sub. Every single time I eat them immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812683) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: brilliant puppy parlour A sub is health food for fat people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812665) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: geriatric exhilarant skinny woman Subway Jared lost 245lb eating subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49812696) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: Stimulating Bat-shit-crazy Place Of Business Love hoagies. I like to get them at Wawa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813413) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: spruce coldplay fan You can buy some deli meat and stick it in the sub easily. It’s a hassle to make another patty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813417) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:28 AM Author: Vibrant nofapping scourge upon the earth If your metric for value is what gets you the most meat for the least money then yes, burgers will be a better value than subs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813550) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:44 AM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre Im unfamiliar with any other metric. How do you value something other than by raw ingredients? Or labor (which still tilts towards a cooked burger) Although you could make the case that lunch meat beef products are way pricier than ground beef, sure, but turkey/chicken/ham certainly are not. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Vengeful lettuce How good it tastes, whether it’s actual food vs sysco goyslop vs 3rd world grease carrion, context in which it’s consumed - ppl who aren’t poor and/or autistic put many other considerations into food choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813943) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Mind-boggling pearl theatre Im not in the "not poor" or "not autistic" categories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49814816) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: canary tripping hospital Too many nots in this sentence, need to graph it out, brb . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49814895) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:17 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Iridescent Senate Let’s be honest: sub sandwiches are just confused bread tubes trying too hard. You’ve got this long, awkward loaf stuffed with cold cuts, wilted lettuce, and a suspicious amount of mayonnaise, all pretending to be a “meal.” By the time you’re halfway through, the bottom half is soggy, the top is falling apart, and you’re left with a sad, dripping mess that requires three napkins and a prayer. Subs are the culinary equivalent of a participation trophy—technically food, but nobody’s bragging about them. Burgers, on the other hand? Absolute perfection in handheld form. A proper burger is a glorious symphony of juicy beef, melty cheese, crisp pickles, fresh onion, and that toasted bun that somehow holds everything together like a structural engineer who actually cares. Every bite delivers the ideal ratio of flavors and textures: savory, smoky, tangy, crunchy, and soft all at once. You don’t eat a burger—you experience it. It’s messy in the best way possible, the kind of mess that makes you lick your fingers and immediately want another one. A great burger doesn’t just feed you; it makes you happy to be alive. And then there’s the only sandwich that truly deserves the title: the humble peanut butter and jelly. PB&J isn’t trying to impress anyone. It doesn’t need fancy deli meats, exotic sauces, or artisanal bread. It’s two slices of bread, a generous swipe of creamy peanut butter, and sweet, sticky jelly—preferably grape or strawberry. That’s it. No drama. No soggy disasters. Just pure, nostalgic comfort in every bite. It’s the sandwich you can make at 2 a.m. when nothing else makes sense. It’s the sandwich that never lets you down, never gets complicated, and always tastes like childhood summers and zero responsibilities. Subs? Overrated.
Burgers? Elite tier.
PB&J? The undisputed GOAT.
The king. The final boss of sandwiches. Everything else is just noise. If your sandwich can’t be made in under two minutes with ingredients a five-year-old could assemble, it’s trying too hard—and it will never be as good as a perfect PB&J or a dripping, cheese-pulling burger.
Fight me. (But bring burgers or PB&J, not subs.)
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: Amethyst Brunch People Who Are Hurt Your prompt sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813947) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Iridescent Senate I'm new to ai. As a retarded boomer, it cracks me up that I can type in a random prompt and it spits out shit in a second that's better than I can come up with on my own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813962) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: Vengeful lettuce Is that Autism Alert guy still around because if so jfc he needs to get ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856298&forum_id=2Elisa#49813938) |