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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
tell me
glittery school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Electric ebony internal respiration
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
hairraiser piazza
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Concupiscible alpha theatre
  05/12/15
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carnelian cruel-hearted box office
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  01/19/16
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Honey-headed chad
  06/07/17
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floppy dead principal's office
  03/31/18
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Fuchsia Reading Party
  07/18/18
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Clear doctorate
  07/18/18
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apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  12/16/21
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Onyx ticket booth
  02/16/23
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supple yellow kitchen depressive
  12/11/24
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vengeful out-of-control theater queen of the night
  06/11/25
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deep stage ceo
  08/12/25
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Chestnut regret deer antler
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
mind-boggling goyim
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
amber gay wizard
  08/14/13
lmao
glittery school cafeteria shitlib
  05/12/15
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awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
  12/11/24
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supple yellow kitchen depressive
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
mind-boggling goyim
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
vibrant public bath dysfunction
  08/14/13
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Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
anal hall
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
rofl
glittery school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
180
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
rofl
Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Address Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
sinister tantric abode dopamine
  08/14/13
lol
Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house
  08/14/13
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histrionic useless brakes
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Honey-headed chad
  03/10/14
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scarlet resort
  03/24/21
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Onyx ticket booth
  02/16/23
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deep stage ceo
  08/12/25
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Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
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Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
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Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
amber gay wizard
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
best of thread
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
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Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
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supple yellow kitchen depressive
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
supple yellow kitchen depressive
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
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Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
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Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Spectacular twinkling uncleanness heaven
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
amber gay wizard
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Exciting Indian Lodge Son Of Senegal
  08/14/13
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glittery school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
180
adulterous big chapel pozpig
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geriatric provocative quadroon
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histrionic useless brakes
  08/15/13
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flushed senate voyeur
  08/17/13
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Concupiscible alpha theatre
  01/19/16
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floppy dead principal's office
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Exciting Indian Lodge Son Of Senegal
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
lol
Stirring karate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Stimulating private investor
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Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Sticky ungodly preventive strike
  08/14/13
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Stubborn step-uncle's house
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
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Sable party of the first part forum
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
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Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
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Arousing Mint Location Mental Disorder
  09/11/13
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Arousing Mint Location Mental Disorder
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scarlet resort
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Mahogany odious double fault
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
anal hall
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
anal hall
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Sickened indecent temple
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Swollen cyan cruise ship
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Mahogany odious double fault
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
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glassy laughsome lay
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
whatever
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
avocado cracking fortuitous meteor ladyboy
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
lol
adulterous big chapel pozpig
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
180
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
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know-it-all native
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Harsh orchid spot
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
cordovan space
  08/14/13
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cordovan space
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
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rose dragon
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
adulterous big chapel pozpig
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Chest-beating legal warrant
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Misunderstood degenerate mexican
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
apoplectic painfully honest base nowag
  08/14/13
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adventurous field main people
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
lmao
Slap-happy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
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glassy laughsome lay
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Razzle-dazzle massive philosopher-king cumskin
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
bateful personal credit line
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
flushed senate voyeur
  08/14/13
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cordovan space
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
Pics?
medicated claret toilet seat
  08/14/13
link?
awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
  08/17/13
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glittery school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
ultramarine dashing patrolman
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
bearded blue psychic
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
fragrant abnormal newt business firm
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Wine dilemma
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Wine dilemma
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Wine dilemma
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Stimulating private investor
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
marvelous federal garrison
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Wine dilemma
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Frozen menage goal in life
  08/14/13
Underrated
adventurous field main people
  08/15/13
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Honey-headed chad
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
marvelous federal garrison
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Frozen menage goal in life
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
impressive fantasy-prone foreskin
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Wild center pervert
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
hateful office headpube
  08/14/13
lol
Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
hateful office headpube
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
hateful office headpube
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
marvelous federal garrison
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Lilac mewling national
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Mahogany odious double fault
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
racy plum market mad cow disease
  08/14/13
180
talking zippy stead
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
histrionic useless brakes
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house
  08/14/13
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vivacious purple stag film idea he suggested
  08/14/13
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erotic crawly mediation orchestra pit
  08/14/13
180
Wine dilemma
  08/14/13
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Frozen menage goal in life
  08/15/13
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fragrant abnormal newt business firm
  08/17/13
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Gay Circlehead Property
  09/11/13
Lmao
Mischievous Slippery Nursing Home Old Irish Cottage
  06/07/17
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deep stage ceo
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Aqua place of business liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
vivacious purple stag film idea he suggested
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Flatulent Set Stock Car
  08/14/13
lol
Wine dilemma
  08/14/13
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magenta gaped area
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Carmine Insecure Crotch Parlor
  08/14/13
180
appetizing sanctuary roommate
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
hairless state love of her life
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Curious Crackhouse Mood
  08/17/13
poignant
motley filthy macaca locale
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Light locus feces
  08/17/13
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vivacious purple stag film idea he suggested
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Gay Circlehead Property
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Arousing Mint Location Mental Disorder
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
impressive fantasy-prone foreskin
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
hairraiser piazza
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
chartreuse talented haunted graveyard
  12/28/13
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Hilarious stage friendly grandma
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Charismatic Parlour
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
beady-eyed den
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
lake frisky wrinkle
  03/10/14
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Concupiscible alpha theatre
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Sticky ungodly preventive strike
  05/12/15
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Excitant Yarmulke Plaza
  01/19/16
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histrionic useless brakes
  10/25/17
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awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
  11/29/15
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awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
  12/23/15
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Concupiscible alpha theatre
  01/05/16
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awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Nudist gas station organic girlfriend
  06/07/17
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Excitant Yarmulke Plaza
  09/22/17
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flushed senate voyeur
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Sienna corner black woman
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Well-lubricated point death wish
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Sienna corner black woman
  07/18/18
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scarlet resort
  04/30/19
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awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
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awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action
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contagious hissy fit
  07/11/20
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scarlet resort
  12/16/21
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scarlet resort
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria shitlib

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Electric ebony internal respiration

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: hairraiser piazza

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible alpha theatre

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: carnelian cruel-hearted box office



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Pearly boyish rigpig

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed chad



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: floppy dead principal's office



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Fuchsia Reading Party



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Clear doctorate



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Onyx ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: supple yellow kitchen depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: vengeful out-of-control theater queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: deep stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Chestnut regret deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling goyim

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: amber gay wizard

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria shitlib

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: supple yellow kitchen depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling goyim

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vibrant public bath dysfunction

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: anal hall

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria shitlib

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Address Volcanic Crater

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: sinister tantric abode dopamine

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: histrionic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Onyx ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: deep stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: amber gay wizard

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Wild center pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: supple yellow kitchen depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: supple yellow kitchen depressive

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Spectacular twinkling uncleanness heaven

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: amber gay wizard

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Exciting Indian Lodge Son Of Senegal

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: adulterous big chapel pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: geriatric provocative quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: histrionic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible alpha theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: floppy dead principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Exciting Indian Lodge Son Of Senegal

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Stirring karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wild center pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Sticky ungodly preventive strike

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Stubborn step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Sable party of the first part forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wild center pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Arousing Mint Location Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Arousing Mint Location Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Mahogany odious double fault

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: anal hall

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: anal hall

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Sickened indecent temple

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Swollen cyan cruise ship

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Mahogany odious double fault

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: glassy laughsome lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: vermilion bearded travel guidebook tanning salon

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: avocado cracking fortuitous meteor ladyboy

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: adulterous big chapel pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: know-it-all native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Harsh orchid spot

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cordovan space

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cordovan space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: rose dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: adulterous big chapel pozpig

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Chest-beating legal warrant

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Misunderstood degenerate mexican

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest base nowag

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: adventurous field main people

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy Coffee Pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: glassy laughsome lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle massive philosopher-king cumskin

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: bateful personal credit line

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: flushed senate voyeur

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: cordovan space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: medicated claret toilet seat

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: ultramarine dashing patrolman

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: bearded blue psychic

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: fragrant abnormal newt business firm

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Wine dilemma

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Wine dilemma

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Wine dilemma

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Stimulating private investor

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: marvelous federal garrison

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Wine dilemma

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Frozen menage goal in life

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: adventurous field main people

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: marvelous federal garrison

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Frozen menage goal in life

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: impressive fantasy-prone foreskin

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Wild center pervert

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: hateful office headpube

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: hateful office headpube

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: hateful office headpube

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: marvelous federal garrison

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Lilac mewling national

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Mahogany odious double fault

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: racy plum market mad cow disease

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: talking zippy stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: histrionic useless brakes

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Aromatic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency house

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: vivacious purple stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: erotic crawly mediation orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Wine dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Frozen menage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: fragrant abnormal newt business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Gay Circlehead Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Mischievous Slippery Nursing Home Old Irish Cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: deep stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Aqua place of business liquid oxygen

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: vivacious purple stag film idea he suggested

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Flatulent Set Stock Car

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Wine dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: magenta gaped area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Carmine Insecure Crotch Parlor

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: appetizing sanctuary roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: hairless state love of her life

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Curious Crackhouse Mood

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: motley filthy macaca locale

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Light locus feces

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: vivacious purple stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Gay Circlehead Property

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Arousing Mint Location Mental Disorder

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: impressive fantasy-prone foreskin

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: hairraiser piazza

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: chartreuse talented haunted graveyard

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Hilarious stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Charismatic Parlour

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed den

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: lake frisky wrinkle

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible alpha theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Sticky ungodly preventive strike

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Excitant Yarmulke Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: histrionic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible alpha theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Nudist gas station organic girlfriend

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Excitant Yarmulke Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: flushed senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Sienna corner black woman

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Well-lubricated point death wish

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Sienna corner black woman

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: awkward godawful theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: contagious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#44198924)