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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
tell me
stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Hairraiser avocado idiot
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
bossy karate
  12/28/13
fucking lol
cerise pit patrolman
  05/12/15
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ivory gaping
  05/12/15
so underrated
drab razzmatazz heaven new version
  01/19/16
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amber pocket flask
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180 goyim
  03/31/18
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french locale
  07/18/18
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Henna therapy
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  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Racy ratface skinny woman
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Canary razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lmao
stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike
  05/12/15
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curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
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alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Racy ratface skinny woman
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Heady rigor factory reset button
  08/14/13
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Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
gold dingle berry casino
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
rofl
stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike
  08/14/13
180
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
rofl
aromatic brethren library
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
unhinged cruise ship
  08/14/13
lol
bright lascivious corner
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Spectacular boistinker
  08/14/13
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  03/24/21
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  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
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Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
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plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Canary razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
best of thread
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
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galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
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alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
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Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
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Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Fragrant Temple Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Canary razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
charcoal multi-colored ticket booth marketing idea
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stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike
  08/14/13
180
Irradiated genital piercing
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hyperventilating field stain
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Spectacular boistinker
  08/15/13
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Red trip mexican market
  08/17/13
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cerise pit patrolman
  01/19/16
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180 goyim
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
charcoal multi-colored ticket booth marketing idea
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
lol
mind-boggling windowlicker
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
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galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
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provocative hell
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
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galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
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haunting wonderful lodge blood rage
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
brindle diverse telephone
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
gold dingle berry casino
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
gold dingle berry casino
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
exhilarant topaz location personal credit line
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Adventurous Forum Jewess
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
brindle diverse telephone
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
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Maniacal Cream Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Bonkers bearded internal respiration
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
whatever
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Rose blathering mother
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
lol
Irradiated genital piercing
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
180
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
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mahogany dragon
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
plum bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Floppy National Security Agency
  08/14/13
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Floppy National Security Agency
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
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Useless House Crotch
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Irradiated genital piercing
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
nofapping carnelian love of her life
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
motley stage
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Henna therapy
  08/14/13
165
swashbuckling site tank
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
lmao
Scarlet flirting national
  08/14/13
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Maniacal Cream Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
milky soul-stirring puppy
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Fluffy space
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Red trip mexican market
  08/14/13
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Floppy National Security Agency
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
Pics?
Poppy Rough-skinned Hospital
  08/14/13
link?
curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor
  08/17/13
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stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
startled vivacious parlor milk
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
sooty demanding theater stage sex offender
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
chocolate indecent dog poop
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
saffron godawful toaster kitchen
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
saffron godawful toaster kitchen
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
saffron godawful toaster kitchen
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Awkward shaky church building hunting ground
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
saffron godawful toaster kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
salmon vigorous sneaky criminal lay
  08/14/13
Underrated
swashbuckling site tank
  08/15/13
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amber pocket flask
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Awkward shaky church building hunting ground
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
salmon vigorous sneaky criminal lay
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
supple apoplectic azn plaza
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
galvanic flesh property codepig
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
exciting sanctuary halford
  08/14/13
lol
bright lascivious corner
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
exciting sanctuary halford
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
bright lascivious corner
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
exciting sanctuary halford
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Awkward shaky church building hunting ground
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
bespoke degenerate university
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
brindle diverse telephone
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
vibrant zombie-like indirect expression
  08/14/13
180
Slippery Stage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
bright lascivious corner
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Spectacular boistinker
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
bright lascivious corner
  08/14/13
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Glittery impertinent school pisswyrm
  08/14/13
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contagious outnumbered laser beams
  08/14/13
180
saffron godawful toaster kitchen
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salmon vigorous sneaky criminal lay
  08/15/13
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chocolate indecent dog poop
  08/17/13
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spruce generalized bond
  09/11/13
Lmao
Self-absorbed antidepressant drug
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Talking Black Woman Gas Station
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Glittery impertinent school pisswyrm
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Sienna giraffe
  08/14/13
lol
saffron godawful toaster kitchen
  08/14/13
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Dashing ape international law enforcement agency
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
pale cumskin
  08/14/13
180
Bistre odious public bath
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Ruddy Point Potus
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
effete crystalline famous landscape painting set
  08/17/13
poignant
razzle dun scourge upon the earth principal's office
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
titillating nursing home
  08/17/13
...
Glittery impertinent school pisswyrm
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
spruce generalized bond
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
haunting wonderful lodge blood rage
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
supple apoplectic azn plaza
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
bossy karate
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
claret half-breed
  12/28/13
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aphrodisiac crackhouse pozpig
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Wine Massive Hall
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Charismatic coldplay fan den
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Sexy parlour coffee pot
  03/10/14
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cerise pit patrolman
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
white reading party
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Mewling pungent useless brakes
  01/19/16
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Spectacular boistinker
  10/25/17
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curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor
  11/29/15
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curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor
  12/23/15
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cerise pit patrolman
  01/05/16
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curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor
  03/13/16
I want pizza
flatulent box office
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Mewling pungent useless brakes
  09/22/17
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Red trip mexican market
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
rebellious locus
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Mentally impaired resort
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
rebellious locus
  07/18/18
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Zippy native bbw
  04/30/19
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curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser avocado idiot

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: bossy karate

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cerise pit patrolman

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: ivory gaping



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: drab razzmatazz heaven new version

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: amber pocket flask



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: 180 goyim



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Henna therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Sable double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Onyx bateful spot elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Racy ratface skinny woman

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Racy ratface skinny woman

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Heady rigor factory reset button

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: gold dingle berry casino

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Henna therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: aromatic brethren library

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: bright lascivious corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Spectacular boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: amber pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Zippy native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Sable double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: alcoholic metal dilemma deer antler

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Fragrant Temple Water Buffalo

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: charcoal multi-colored ticket booth marketing idea

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Irradiated genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating field stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Spectacular boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cerise pit patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: 180 goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: charcoal multi-colored ticket booth marketing idea

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: white reading party

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: yapping excitant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: provocative hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: haunting wonderful lodge blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: haunting wonderful lodge blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Zippy native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: brindle diverse telephone

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: gold dingle berry casino

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: gold dingle berry casino

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Henna therapy

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: exhilarant topaz location personal credit line

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Adventurous Forum Jewess

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: brindle diverse telephone

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Maniacal Cream Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bonkers bearded internal respiration

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Rose blathering mother

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Irradiated genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Henna therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: mahogany dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: plum bawdyhouse

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Floppy National Security Agency

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Floppy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Henna therapy

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Henna therapy

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Useless House Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Irradiated genital piercing

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: nofapping carnelian love of her life

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: motley stage

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Henna therapy

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Henna therapy

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Henna therapy

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling site tank

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Scarlet flirting national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Maniacal Cream Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: milky soul-stirring puppy

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fluffy space

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Red trip mexican market

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Floppy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Poppy Rough-skinned Hospital

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: stimulating burgundy stag film preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: startled vivacious parlor milk

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: sooty demanding theater stage sex offender

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: chocolate indecent dog poop

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: saffron godawful toaster kitchen

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: saffron godawful toaster kitchen

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: saffron godawful toaster kitchen

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Buff Up-to-no-good Shrine

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Awkward shaky church building hunting ground

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: saffron godawful toaster kitchen

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: salmon vigorous sneaky criminal lay

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling site tank

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: amber pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Awkward shaky church building hunting ground

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: salmon vigorous sneaky criminal lay

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: supple apoplectic azn plaza

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: galvanic flesh property codepig

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: exciting sanctuary halford

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: bright lascivious corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: exciting sanctuary halford

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: bright lascivious corner

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: exciting sanctuary halford

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Awkward shaky church building hunting ground

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: bespoke degenerate university

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: brindle diverse telephone

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like indirect expression

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Slippery Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: bright lascivious corner

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Spectacular boistinker

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: bright lascivious corner

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Glittery impertinent school pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: contagious outnumbered laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: saffron godawful toaster kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: salmon vigorous sneaky criminal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: chocolate indecent dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: spruce generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed antidepressant drug

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Talking Black Woman Gas Station

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Glittery impertinent school pisswyrm

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Sienna giraffe

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: saffron godawful toaster kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Dashing ape international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: pale cumskin

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Bistre odious public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Ruddy Point Potus

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: effete crystalline famous landscape painting set

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: razzle dun scourge upon the earth principal's office

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: titillating nursing home

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Glittery impertinent school pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: spruce generalized bond

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: haunting wonderful lodge blood rage

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: supple apoplectic azn plaza

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: bossy karate

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: claret half-breed

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crackhouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Wine Massive Hall

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Charismatic coldplay fan den

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Sexy parlour coffee pot

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cerise pit patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: white reading party

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Mewling pungent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cerise pit patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: flatulent box office

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Mewling pungent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Red trip mexican market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: rebellious locus

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Mentally impaired resort

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: rebellious locus

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Zippy native bbw



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: curious cobalt church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Light learning disabled area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Zippy native bbw



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Zippy native bbw



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