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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Beady-eyed theatre
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Chestnut Reading Party
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
wonderful bipolar people who are hurt lettuce
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Racy business firm
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Chestnut Reading Party
  11/12/24
wow!
ultramarine pit
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
fiercely-loyal greedy office stain
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Peach sweet tailpipe address
  11/12/24
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Chestnut Reading Party
  11/12/24
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Provocative home main people
  11/12/24
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ultramarine pit
  11/12/24
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Racy business firm
  11/12/24
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Slippery prole
  06/08/25
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Soggy Thirsty Hospital
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outnumbered menage
  06/08/25
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Exciting heaven
  06/08/25
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ultramarine pit
  06/08/25
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Impertinent boltzmann resort
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Provocative home main people
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Chestnut Reading Party
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
effete brilliant clown
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Yapping Insanely Creepy Useless Brakes Corner
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
wonderful bipolar people who are hurt lettuce
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
rough-skinned soul-stirring native background story
  11/12/24
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outnumbered menage
  06/08/25
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Exciting heaven
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Mildly autistic smoky theater stage brethren
  11/12/24
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ultramarine pit
  11/12/24
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Appetizing plaza
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Ebony Puppy
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
ultramarine pit
  11/12/24
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ultramarine pit
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Fluffy silver party of the first part
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Soggy Thirsty Hospital
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Cordovan garrison ratface
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Soggy Thirsty Hospital
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Chestnut Reading Party
  06/08/25
Damning.
big really tough guy
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed theatre

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Reading Party

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar people who are hurt lettuce

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Racy business firm

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Reading Party

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal greedy office stain

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Peach sweet tailpipe address

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Provocative home main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: ultramarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Racy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Slippery prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Soggy Thirsty Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: outnumbered menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Exciting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: ultramarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Impertinent boltzmann resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Provocative home main people

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Reading Party

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: effete brilliant clown

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Yapping Insanely Creepy Useless Brakes Corner

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar people who are hurt lettuce

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned soul-stirring native background story

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: outnumbered menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Exciting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic smoky theater stage brethren

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: ultramarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Appetizing plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Ebony Puppy

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: ultramarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Fluffy silver party of the first part

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Soggy Thirsty Hospital

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cordovan garrison ratface

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Soggy Thirsty Hospital

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Chestnut Reading Party

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: big really tough guy

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996493)