we'd have a real jcm & ricky experience: a 10 strip of lsd, blasting the entire mars volta discography (except Noctourniquet- fuck that album) over the course of the night, and a lengthy post-coitus conversation about why people with Capricorn moons are evil.

inevitably i'd become increasingly mentally ill and obsessed with you, texting you all hours of the day and night, at least 10x more frequently than any heartless jewess.

after months of this, id become an anectdote you tell your friends, the middle-aged xo slut from maine that loved the mars volta and smelt like lobster claws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48982996)

M: donnie

K: donnie

🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48975516)

Your moniker is culturally exhausting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48976993)

youre the poaster equivalent of the strong, silent type. You dont say much but still crank out quality content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48976989)

Regardless, I would KILL KILL KILL you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48979968)

Either you're my obese disabled meal ticket, or youre the funny peach emoji guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48979970)

caitlin clark will fuck in clarks bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980622)

i will give you the fat naked lady experience your neighbor has been so rudely denying you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980637)

KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48989604)

is the only answer that matches that moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980084)

You wished cancer death upon luis

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980000)

Now do NYUUG, UVT, and Boor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980067)

Marry boor

Fuck nyuug and trade my story to the boart for some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980071)

our entire relationship would revolve around concerts and poker. I could deal with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48980072)

we'd start our days by washing down 30 mg of addy with a 16 oz red bull. then i'd go through your closet and burn every single black suit you own.

i'd drag you to every decent music event within a 4 hour radius

no kids, though. i don't want to give birth to a little Turdling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48983006)

i'd spend the entire marriage wishing i was 10 iq points smarter and you'd spend our entire marriage wishing i was 2 points more attractive

we'd have lots of entertainment fun, though- movies, books, music, and poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48983012)

honestly, years ago when i poasted pre-pandemic, i couldnt stand you.

you seem super chill and pretty cool now, though.

i need to come back to this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48988307)

i would club *you* to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48983385)

KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48989599)

thankfully, birdbrains are not and are not expected to be rational

MARRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48989606)

no clue who you are, but ive had fun chatting with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731657&forum_id=2Elisa#48988310)