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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Obsidian roommate hell
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
odious masturbator boiling water
  07/06/25
underrated
walnut startling sanctuary background story
  07/06/25
THIS.
mahogany vivacious nibblets
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
tan native
  07/06/25
Lol
vigorous incel
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Supple rebellious psychic whorehouse
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
self-absorbed topaz locus
  07/06/25
...
Obsidian roommate hell
  07/06/25
...
Supple rebellious psychic whorehouse
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
purple sickened weed whacker toaster
  07/06/25
Of course
Boyish translucent factory reset button stage
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Confused sable persian orchestra pit
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Boyish translucent factory reset button stage
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Supple rebellious psychic whorehouse
  07/06/25
No
Glittery cruel-hearted doctorate
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
swashbuckling spot idiot
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
canary concupiscible church associate
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Confused sable persian orchestra pit
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
canary concupiscible church associate
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Copper Soul-stirring Dilemma
  07/06/25
...
naked marketing idea
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
impressive insanely creepy sneaky criminal lodge
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
self-absorbed topaz locus
  07/06/25
noble
canary concupiscible church associate
  07/06/25
...
naked marketing idea
  07/07/25
...
Chest-beating clown rigor
  07/07/25
...
impressive insanely creepy sneaky criminal lodge
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Obsidian roommate hell

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: odious masturbator boiling water

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: walnut startling sanctuary background story

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mahogany vivacious nibblets

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: tan native

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: vigorous incel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Supple rebellious psychic whorehouse

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed topaz locus

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Obsidian roommate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Supple rebellious psychic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: purple sickened weed whacker toaster

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Boyish translucent factory reset button stage

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Confused sable persian orchestra pit

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Boyish translucent factory reset button stage

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Supple rebellious psychic whorehouse

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Glittery cruel-hearted doctorate

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling spot idiot

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: canary concupiscible church associate

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Confused sable persian orchestra pit

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: canary concupiscible church associate

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Copper Soul-stirring Dilemma

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: naked marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: impressive insanely creepy sneaky criminal lodge

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed topaz locus

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: canary concupiscible church associate

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: naked marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating clown rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: impressive insanely creepy sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Elisa#49079489)