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What did this say before blanking?
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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: lime friendly grandma

Just creampie impregnate and let do

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Date: February 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sadistic canary theater stage gay wizard



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Date: February 15th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: lime friendly grandma

Just fuck and enjoy

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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: black gaming laptop indirect expression

get a burner

use a fake name

do not divulge any details of your IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48635864)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

It’s with someone I know who already knows all that

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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Big flesh goyim stage

when it goes bad she'll turn you in

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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

She’s married too but I did confirm her husband does not own a gun (but he does have tracking stuff on her phone)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636317)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling school

To be fair,

Oh OK well nevermind sounds good then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637344)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Milky Hairraiser Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637351)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Transparent blood rage heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637609)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Big flesh goyim stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637759)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: jade gaping cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637799)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Razzle maniacal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637957)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Sickened Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841157)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Cracking boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841630)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Puce comical selfie shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841888)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Tan Cuck Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843104)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: exciting market faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844674)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Disturbing Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48855677)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: adulterous area

Enjoy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636315)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Know-it-all Fuchsia Coffee Pot

Enjoy paying alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636316)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: onyx aromatic ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636591)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy hospital organic girlfriend

You’re going to pay for your future ex wife to get plowed by giant cocks on multiple Caribbean islands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636649)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: brass boyish piazza

Ungh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660612)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Cracking boiling water

LIVE

LAUGH

LOVE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841633)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Milky Hairraiser Ceo

Don't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637329)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling school

lol

lmao, even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637331)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Transparent blood rage heaven

OP is so retarded that TBF can’t even Be Fair about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637338)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637342)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637368)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Greedy house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637343)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Milky Hairraiser Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637606)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Big flesh goyim stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637761)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: rebellious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637873)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: cobalt arousing institution giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660670)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660682)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good thriller community account kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663659)



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Date: April 6th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: bonkers wonderful indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48822287)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: rusted public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841516)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Cracking boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841634)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Zippy Drunken Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842573)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: exciting market faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844675)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: violet jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847406)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Magenta cowardly stage famous landscape painting

Are you a top or a bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636267)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Learning disabled fortuitous meteor candlestick maker

It’s not a good idea to cheat with someone who knows you IRL. They will ruin your marriage. If you don’t care about your marriage then get a divorce first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636296)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Hot hyperventilating codepig rigor

the absolute best case scenario is things are awkward when it ends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636298)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: bossy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637763)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: federal laser beams menage

Second phone

Never bring phone home

If you have to meet I'd do it during work days call in sick or schedule off, obviously don't tell wife ur off and "go to work"

Second person shouldn't know ur irl info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636300)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: histrionic hell tank

Absolutely do not do this with someone you know, you retard

It will never live up to your fantasy and the chance of fucking up your marriage is too high

As with most big decisions: jerk off and reconsider. If you’re still stuck, keep jerking off until you’re not.

If you’re really stuck on getting strange, then get a pro. If you’re worried about LEO, go abroad for a weekend (even just Mexico or Canada) and do it there.

If you really need to fuck this 24yo paralegal or receptionist then get divorced and do it. (And take pics for xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636326)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy hospital organic girlfriend

Jerk off and reconsider is some of the best advice anyone can ever hear. It should be carved into random buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636642)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: histrionic hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639521)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: provocative forum mood

CR, probably the most critical scholarship that ever gets poasted on this bort and you’re one of the best commentators on this topic.

Pros are so much better at fucking/easier/less expensive/likely cleaner than some skank who is going to cheat on her husband and fuck a married guy. It’s like paying someone to sign an NDA. Also LEO is about as big a risk as STDs ie minimal at worst, rounds down to zero across all the millions of hobbyists fucking tens of thousands of pros in this country on a daily basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636690)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: histrionic hell tank

She’s either a skank or going to fall in love and either of these is veddy veddy bad for OP.

LEO risk exists. I agree it’s minimal, but the consequences are too severe to disregard it entirely. Getting caught in some AAMP sting would result in divorce and most law firms aren’t going to look kindly upon it (even if half the dudes have some side stuff going on, which they do, they have to be OUTRAGED). I would never do anything that requires me to verify/show id. I don’t want a pic of my DL or a link to my law firm page floating around in some WeChat group run by whores and organized crime lite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639531)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: brass boyish piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660619)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Cracking boiling water

very very CR.

I hope OP is taking detailed notes on this SCHOLARSHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841636)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Greedy house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637333)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637335)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: floppy rehab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637611)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Plum windowlicker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637994)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: brindle sinister state

Yes, kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636345)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Excitant walnut church building psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636652)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

Go masturbate, d00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637354)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Didn’t you bone your wife’s sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637531)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

Still do sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637559)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: House-broken Patrolman Church

Feeld

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637372)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Alright consensus seems to be this is a terrible idea. I’m probably gonna do it anyway, will let y’all know how it goes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637391)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660595)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660607)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: glittery base deer antler

Way to bury the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676986)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Henna Cerebral Therapy Round Eye

yeah what the fuck

this guy is such a gay idiot

sucks at poasting, sucks at cheating on his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676991)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Irate Ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723307)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Balding center

i just came back from SEAsia from a multi-week fuckfest. wife let me go alone lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637506)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: ruddy insane ticket booth newt

Did your wife know what was up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637614)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Balding center

not fully but I think she suspects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637736)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed garnet roast beef

What did she think you were doing there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637615)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Balding center

it's my favorite place on earth, she knows i like to travel to relax/get away from shit, so just food, massages, cafe & read etc. I did that + tinder passport mode and had like dozens of numbers before even taking off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637740)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: Plum windowlicker

lol a married dude just taking a solo trip to bangkok or whatever? i mean that's awesome, but i feel like everyone knows what the deal is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637995)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Balding center

innocent until proven guilty my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48638788)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Plum windowlicker

lol cr my brother, i personally find the beaches (with karst formations) and cuisine both excellent. that seedy reputation is overblown - there's a lot more to the country than just that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48640176)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Balding center

all about karst topography & pagodas my man. in general the people are super friendly + cuisine = great vacay. hope to retire in that part of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48640590)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Plum windowlicker

cr i can't even tell if you're serious any more my man, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48645401)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vengeful rough-skinned useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

Tell your partner first and work through your issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637758)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bossy whorehouse

poast content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637760)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: turquoise at-the-ready dragon scourge upon the earth

Don’t do this. Like Chris rock once said, doesn’t matter who you are, 007, you are going to get caught and will feel like an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637857)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

10000% retarded and/or self-sabatoge to cheatmo without using a fake name / identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637859)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: turquoise at-the-ready dragon scourge upon the earth

Assuming this isn’t JM flame, he’s banging a married slut he knows from work. This has literally never not blown up. Mathematic certainty,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637872)



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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

I don’t know her from work, we connected ten years ago via a non-dating app and met in person (didn’t bang) but exchanged nudes on Snapchat. Then we didn’t talk for a decade and she’s depressed or stressed and contacted me and it’s reignited something, and now we’re both in the same state a few hours apart. We facetimed for a few hours last night and made a plan for how we can meet safely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637941)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

Just sign up for SA and spend $400 to fuck a 10x hoter 24 year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639379)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button

this doesn't end well unless you're looking to divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48638010)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

what could go wrong? other than getting caught or having the other woman go psycho and blow things up (but she'd be ruining her own marriage too which she doesn't want)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48638567)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Ruby indecent goal in life faggotry

just let your wife know of your intentions and let slide. better to be honest than whatever you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639402)



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Date: February 10th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48644441)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring dog poop

cheating on your spouse isn't a disbarrable offense, and as long as you don't actively rep her you can absolutely plow that cunnis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660605)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Pearly spot

Under most bars, you can rep someone you are fucking, but you can't fuck someone you are repping. So make sure to fuck her first. And some bars simply don't care at all. In New York, it is almost always okay to fuck your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660639)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

I'd rather chop my dick off them spend 2 hours facetiming a woman. Pure torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663384)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Ruby indecent goal in life faggotry

i think he meant dicktiming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663401)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Henna Cerebral Therapy Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676968)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: glittery base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676989)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Gaped space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844686)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Pearly spot

Honestly, if she's married and lives in another city, I think the risk is pretty minimal. Most likely she is not going to want to blow up her marriage to mess up yours. And even if she does, I've found that women are amazingly gullible about this sort of thing. One time I had a huge fight with my side piece and she told my wife everything and sent texts to confirm it. I just told my wife that the girl is crazy and that she was lying about everything. (And to be fair, the girl is crazy, and my wife knew that.) My wife believed everything and blocked my side chick. Eventually, the side piece calmed down and started fucking me again. it was a stressful couple of days, but I emerged from the incident completely unscathed.

To be clear, if you care about your marriage, you still probably shouldn't do it, because I'm not sure if 30 minutes of mind blowing sex is worth the risk of losing your marriage and paying alimony for the rest of your life. That said, mind blowing sex is really mind blowing, so it may very well be worth the gamble if the risk of it blowing up is low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660666)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660704)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bossy whorehouse

What is your medium term goal with this plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663741)



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Date: February 16th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48665062)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707905)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: brindle sinister state

why does everybody who "cheatmos", to a man, insist on throwing in faggy details like "she went home sore"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707913)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Shows my sexual prowess to my bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707922)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: brindle sinister state

This guy has sex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707925)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

And poasts. I’m the full package

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707932)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: rebellious yarmulke

Incredible that so many legal scholars are also legit pro pussyfuckers, like generational pussyfucking talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707944)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723282)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled fortuitous meteor candlestick maker

The other woman is also married? You need to have your head on a swivel for hubby to find out and call your wife to blow up your family or he just decides to kill you and/or his wife. This won’t end well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723318)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 12:43 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48746415)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Irate Ladyboy

Sounds like you made the right call. See that bros? You don’t have to be so neurotic. Nothing bad happened! His wife has no clue! Y’all watch too many movies lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723325)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841155)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: brindle sinister state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841159)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Gaped space

ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841435)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled fortuitous meteor candlestick maker

Get ready for him to message your wife or just show up at your front door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841468)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

You are so fucked. He will relentlessly wear her down and she'll give small detail after small detail until he figures out who you are and where to find your wife to fill her in. You = fucked, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841473)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

this is probably correct. why the fuck would she admit that she cheated to him? she will absolutely reveal his identity. she feels guilty and he's going to be bawling and wailing and shit and telling her she can stop his pain only by telling him who she was fucking. she will be guilted into it.

then it's on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841490)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

An unstable, furious dood is on the hunt...here come the lolz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841531)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

i really hope op gets out of this but i am looking forward to the boart content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841538)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Pearly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841785)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841907)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Curious Erotic Kitty Cat

“She ‘felt bad’ so she told the truth but she’ll definitely protect me!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841507)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

yea, she is going to give up OP by the end of the weekend.

if she just came clean to hubby today, he may know before tonight is over. i hope op makes it out clean, but that's a very unlikely outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841512)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841875)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

Billy, you're a dood. But you're also a dead dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841879)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

We can’t afford to lose poasters around here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841886)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: Cracking boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842044)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Gaped space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841645)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: Cracking boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842042)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Motley locale personal credit line

Tcr way to do this is to date down so like no effort is required like bill clinton

I can’t imagine an azn Engineer doing this but probably ever bartender in history does…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841173)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: charcoal university azn

Any ass play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841384)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: umber bawdyhouse

asking the important questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841488)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Tan Cuck Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843105)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: odious elastic band toilet seat

dontmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841464)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

he already did, and he is hours or days from being caught - see above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841513)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: odious elastic band toilet seat

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841549)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

I'm betting hubby is pounding data into online searches hunting op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841637)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

He won’t have to. She’s going to give him up in a day or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841880)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841912)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: rusted public bath

one option is to cut your balls off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841515)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: exhilarant persian

Really well crafted flame brother. Interested to see how your wife finds out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841927)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: dun fragrant lay wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842422)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

I wonder how the husband figured it out. It sounds like his wife and OP only hooked up twice. She must have been acting really differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842018)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842375)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

Those tracking apps are horrific. Straight out of Orwell. Whoever invented them should be in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842402)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

i hate to say this, but there's a high likelihood of that.

unrelated story: if you remember my coke days, i was "dating" a stripper in LA who was mentally ill but got really good blow and liked stuff up her anus. my wife found out everything bc when she cauight me cheating with my mistress, she came on here and found all my threads. i denied at first, but she said "oh yeah, what about jada stevens" and i knew she really saw shit on the boart bc i'd made threads about fucking porn star jada stevens.

anyway, this whore out of nowhere called me in january at like 3 am. my phone was buzzing like crazy and i was out. i woke up with my wife smacking me and yelling WHY THE FUCK IS ADEVA CALLING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (yes, her name is adeva, that's her real name).

so imagine that, but you are actually cheating and have been caught. i was at least innocent, but my heart was beating out of my chest for like 10 mins over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842407)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: dun fragrant lay wrinkle

how tf did I miss Jada stevens threading?

anyhow, strippers and whores always seem to have the best coke plugs

anyhow, why did adevloper have your real number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842427)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

she was escorting for a while and i saw her twice - once in DC (right by my new office in dupont, lmao) and once in manhattan.

the second time, i realized she was friends with this guy from the philly hardcore scene, jules jordan, who is a porn director (his name is an amalgamation of two 80s hc scene guys) and we talked a lot about hardcore music.

both times, i nutted at least three times. she has pretty crazy bj skills. sucked me dry. i ate her out, both pussy and ass, for a while. anyway, i threaded about it both times. probably easy to miss though.

the stripper was blocked, but i think she called me through instagram or some shit. i blocked her everywhere. and she had my number bc i was reckless back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842439)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: dun fragrant lay wrinkle

pretty sure Jada still provides, her ass is incredible,

and til she's into hardcore music -- I haven't thought about hardcore music in a while, norma jean early avenged sevenfold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842454)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

i just bumped my jada threads, lol. and she does still escort. i forgot about this but she emailed me last year. she was replying to an old email chain. i used to have her number saved.

her ass is a work of art. she seems really cool and surprisingly level headed considering what she does.

also, she isn't into hc but she's friends with that jules jordan guy. he is a real deal hardcore kid. as in, into all the old revelation records shit, minor threat, etc. hilarious he turned out to be a porno guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842472)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Motley locale personal credit line

What about Bro Code

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844705)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: violet jap

I watched this in real time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847438)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Ruby indecent goal in life faggotry

whats his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842424)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button

too late now, but i would have told you that no matter how good your opsec is, hers will give you away every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842444)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842495)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

start thinking of an explanation for who she is and how she has mental problems, etc. to tell your wife because you are about to get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842497)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842503)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

you need to try. remeber that adeva stripper i poasted about? i spent a whole week with her in LA/SD just before the covid shutdowns. i told my wife i was in LA for work.

the e3ntire week was a coke and booze blackout. one thing i remember was sticking a remote up advea's anus at the san diego hard rock.

anyway,. after i got home my wife was doing laundry and found the hard rock SD hotel key in my shorts and asked me what it was. without missing a beat, i said "oh i was at todd's house [todd was my partner and had an apt in LA] and we were doing coke and one of the guys had that card we were using to cut lines. i must have accidentally put it in my pocket"

that wasn't damning evidence but it would have gotten some doods caught. you will likely have worse evidence but you have to try to lie your way out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842514)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842521)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

yea you may be caught. if so, just come clean. lying will make it worse.

also, how is the hard rock SD? i paid for two nights there but i have no recollection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842528)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842532)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button

if you get into your wife's phone, consider blocking the guy's number and social media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842554)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842556)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

18o, i nearly did that with adeva back in april-may 2020. after the shutdowns i briefly cleaned up and stopped talking to her. she started threatening to contact my wife.

i decided not to block her bc if my wife noticed, she'd know something was up. she knew who adeva was bc an in house guy at one of my clients was initially fucking her and when i'd facetime home i'd have her say hi to my wife lmao.

anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842560)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: brass boyish piazza

pics of adeva?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845703)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: histrionic hell tank

Oh, have we seen pics of her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847288)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: bistre underhanded stag film

Was the sidepiece azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842579)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842588)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: brindle sinister state

🤢🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842594)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842599)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: odious elastic band toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843191)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Gaped space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843398)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: pale generalized bond filthpig

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842902)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842886)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: brindle sinister state

Take a pic of your cock and balls right now and post it, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842893)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

sorry to do this but i am suspecting flame. are you fucking with us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842951)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843170)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

Communicate with the mentally ill Asian women just enough that she's not super pissed at you. Tell her that she has an obligation to make sure her husband is OK. And carefully disengage ensuring she does not end up hating you in the process. Scrub personal info from internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843116)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

yes, and tell her that you guys have to be real careful so that you have a future together.

gradually ghost her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843147)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843167)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

Imagine trying to kill yourself over an Azngirl. Is this an Azn dude who has extremely scarce access to women? Or an especially sad AGWWG dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843282)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843289)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

AGWAG, I could understand. Might not be any replacement wife on the horizon. AGWWG? And he'd be getting back onto the dating market with a highly sympathetic story? Might even manage to snag a white girl this time. Crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843319)



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Date: April 13th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843414)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: exciting market faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844690)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

OP, updates? If this is not flame and the hubby did try to killself, he may have gotten the rage out of his system. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844665)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844681)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Vigorous den

if you have children and you are cheating with a person that can identify you... you literally deserve everything that happens to you.

enjoy losing your wife, your children's respect, and half of your assets.

<3 :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844669)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844683)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845133)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: chartreuse racy queen of the night

Peak experience. This is what you signed up for. Enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845181)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845198)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored resort

This probably isn’t the first time this has happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845224)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845311)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

Bro, you are fucked. Totally, 100% fucked. Any additional discussion on this topic is a waste of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845688)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845812)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead step-uncle's house

Hoping for the best my dood. Do u own a handgun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845818)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Pearly spot

At this point, I'm pretty sure this is flame, and it is starting to jump the shark. If it's not flame, the CR is to simply deny everything. Tell your wife that you talked to this woman once 10 years ago and that she clearly picked some random number out of her phone in order to avoid identifying the true perpetrator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845844)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845848)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

What did this say before blanking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846379)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

She gave her husband my name and phone #. With that it's trivial to also find my wife's info online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846409)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: diverse nursing home juggernaut

Sorry bro. This reminds me of some conspiracy among amateur criminals who say they're ride or die, and then turn on each other within an hour of questioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846509)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: rebellious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846523)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

The husband contacted me. Shortly after me and the woman agreed to cease communicating, he sent me a text saying I destroyed his life, some other bad things about breaking up his marriage, etc. He also said my wife deserves to know the truth.

I think this is a positive sign that he will not murder me and I’m unsure if he means I should tell my wife or he will do the courtesy for me.

I feel bad. I hope he can forgive her, as that is the best solution for all of this, although forgiveness doesn’t come easy. I wanted to reply with a CS Lewis quote but I’m not replying to him at all. Again, this is NOT FLAME and developing quickly; I will keep my xo brothers updated and as always open to advice on how to handle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846196)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

Really want to provide you some sort of support or guidance, but I can't. Everyone told you how retarded this was. And it was especially retarded in a world where you can download an app on your phone and quickly fuck girls in their 20s for free while only disclosing fake information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846517)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Yeah I know :\

I don't wanna fuck randos I really caught feelings for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846520)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

How on Earth did you make enough contact with a women to even catch feelings? Isn't it common knowledge that men should avoid all contact with women except as absolutely required for job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846525)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

We used to talk a lot 10 years ago and then we caught up this year as if no time had passed whatsoever. I dunno, it was really gay of me and I feel really bad about the entire situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846530)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

How did you end up "catching up" in the first place? Who reached out to whom? And why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846533)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

She reached out to me in November via Gchat on an old email. I saw it in January and we exchanged numbers and just started chatting again, come to find out she wasn't that far away from me so we met up and it just immediately got physical. She was in a really low spot at that time, and now it's even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846534)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

What was going through you head when you first responded to her GChat?

And when you first met up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846539)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

I dunno because our first convos weren't sexual at all. When we first met up I knew it was on and she did too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846546)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

Yeah, but why did you (a) respond to her gchat in the first place and (b) meet up with her that first time?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846560)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

I knew what I was getting into. A stronger man would've resisted aznpussy but that isn't me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846564)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled fortuitous meteor candlestick maker

Via gchat? Flame jumped the shark. Gchat was shut down almost 10 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846659)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Google Chat still seems to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846678)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: grizzly hall

If money wasn't an issue all things being equal if you both had a chance at a clean break would you want to be with this woman more than your wife? If you could both get away scott free would you rather be with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846535)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

She's clearly mentally ill. Even if his wife is MORE mentally ill, TCR move would be to leave wife and find a non-mentally ill woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846543)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: grizzly hall

So he should look for a MAN instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846589)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: primrose knife

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48858377)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

She's not good wife material but I think she's a nice person. I can't blow up my family for her but it would've been nice if we met prior to us both having families. I can't judge her mental illness levels and you all shouldn't either, we are poasting on XO after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846552)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: grizzly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846577)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Pearly spot

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not flame: The advice is always the same: Fucking deny everything. Even when faced with incontrovertible evidence, just deny it. I was once in a similar situation where the crazy BPD chick I was fucking started texting my wife to tell her that we were fucking. I told my wife that the chick was crazy and we never fucked, and my wife apparently believed me. (The chick was certifiably crazy, which made it easier to pull off.) If he contacts your wife, tell her that you haven't talked to this chick in 10 years and you were just a random name in her phone that she picked when asked to name the perpetrator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847881)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847892)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Territorial rambunctious principal's office

make love like u mean it: the joy lies in the doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846537)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Greeting Card - Infidelity section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846554)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Territorial rambunctious principal's office

if u can hear it, u can feel it-- follow the beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvv-hrcIgCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846567)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button

I was in this situation and I legit responded "im gay" to the husband and it all worked out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846612)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

This is honestly worth it as a hail marry move.

Tell husband you're a closeted gay and you only met up her socially and that you 100000000% never did anything sexual. Say you only met up because she kept saying she was suicidal. Say that the wife told you that she suspected that HE was cheating. And speculate that the wife made it up hoping to either (1) trick the husband into admitting it or (2) as payback for the suspected cheating.

This assumes there are no damning text messages or similar that could disprove this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846617)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Tons of damning evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846626)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

JFC.

You didnt at least use a fucking messaging app with auto-deleting messages or something?

The most likely explanation here is that you subconsciously wanted to get caught. No way you are so stupid. Or, are you a boomer? That could explain it as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846636)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Probably the subconscious thing. I have a propensity for self destructive behaviors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846643)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

I’m def not responding to him. I have no control over my wife’s work email but I’m gonna try to check her Instagram today to make sure he didn’t try to contact her through there. Pretty sure he knows I’m not gay based on his wife fessing up to the sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846621)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: exciting market faggot firefighter

Husband was NOWIG right? This husband is probably a HUWHITE MAN and less easily fobbed off (heh)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847201)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button

No husband was a balding white guy

Someone gave me advice on here that amounted to "just tell cucky what he wants to hear and he'll make himself believe it" and it was cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847807)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

180 that someone just told you that as a joke and you did it and it worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48854753)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: olive 180 hunting ground theater

Have her tell the husband that you have a tiny tick and couldn't even get hard and the entire things was terribly shameful and embarrassing for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847212)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: passionate bisexual home

If I find out this is flaem I’m going to hunt you down Billy Buttfucker and kill u.

I hope this all works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847278)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Thanks, friend. Unfortunately none of this is flame. I’ve made a huge mistake here that all of xo predicted but I also kinda wanna just run away with her too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847332)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: histrionic hell tank

I didn’t read your poasts above before you blanked most of them, but I think I got the gist. You should cut ties with her now and encourage her to kiss her husband’s ass. If his anger is festering and he feels alone, it’s going to be directed at you and he’s going to contact your wife on every email / phone number he can find online; maybe even writing to her parents (before I was married I had a whole relationship with a married early 20s bio woman - sex was best of my life, but her ex-to-be was PISSED and even wrote to people at my law firm).

This all assumes you want to save your marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847376)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

We said goodbye via text today, not sure how long it'll last. What's awkward is she has a business trip next month and I lined some BS up in the same city as a pretext and our planes are landing 4 mins apart, so I dunno if I should cancel mine or what if I bump into her at the baggage carousel? Can't believe I'm even entertaining this thought, as if I've learned absolutely nothing. Demons/succubi are real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847464)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: histrionic hell tank

Oh they are real…

If you continue you 100% have to move off text/iMessage and teach her birdbrain about opsec. Obviously you’re playing with fire and now that her husband knows he’s going to be highly suspicious of everything for months.

You’re stupid to even be considering this, but I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847495)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Effete Mint Orchestra Pit Factory Reset Button

Opsec works before they get suspicious (but women will botch "opsec" anyway)

Once the suspicion is there, the phone could be bugged, car could be tracked, and a PI could be following your every move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847822)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: histrionic hell tank

If he cares about his marriage he should just go cold turkey. Not even a question. But he said he wants to “run off” with his mistress, so that might not happen. If he’s going back to the well, then at least he can clean up his game a bit. Lol at “texting” her - my god, OP. Wife reading a recipe on his iPad in the kitchen or kids watching Bluey on the iPad and all of a sudden naked pics and “last weekend was so amazing” iMessages start coming in.

Apple tracking is a huge problem. Now even car apps that you and wife have on phones tell you where each other is. Have to shut off phone, park a few blocks away at a bar or coffee shop, etc.

Really he should just go cold turkey and hire pros or go to AMPs like a normal person, but he’s in love with this other woman so he’s engaging in this destructive behavior. Best thing is never to give in to these affairs when there are strong emotions involved because it’s almost impossible to put it back into the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48848398)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: passionate bisexual home

at the end of the day, you can't break up your family over a chinaman bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48848588)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: violet jap

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48854887)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

I made another thread on it but she’s getting divorced. I’m waiting for the husband to tell my wife or the side piece to tell on me if I ever make her upset one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48855579)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Blathering dashing marketing idea casino

I suspect this is happening more often than we hear about - white dork blows up marriage over azn slampiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48854899)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: primrose knife

Why are the best poasts ITT blanked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48854933)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Gaped space

hurrrrr should i fuck a gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48858421)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Update: gonna spend all next week with her. Her (soon to be ex) husband has been firing up the swipe apps, so that's a good sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48912917)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: heady haunted graveyard

Creampied. Seems I keep getting more retarded with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48937856)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Mentally Retarded Jewish Pedophile

In hindsight this was an insane thing to do that almost cost me everything. I've read some books about affairs written by jewish psychologists and to their credit the feelings they describe were exactly what I felt. There was nothing unique about my situation or feelings. Unfortunately it cost the affair partner a lot. Destroying my wife's trust has oddly led to a major improvement in my own marriage where we are dedicating more time to each other, having sex more, and whatnot. I don't regret doing this but every single poaster telling me not to do it was correct and I don't know how I can atone for such awful behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49159958)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Seek jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49159998)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Mentally Retarded Jewish Pedophile

I need to do this in earnest. During this time at church they kept talking about adultery and it made me feel bad. Can this sin be forgiven? I really hope so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160007)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Ya of course.

Pursuing cheap hedonistic thrills is stupid. Try to find a higher purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160048)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i cheated dozens of times, while dating, while engaged, while married. she still doesn't know, but she kinda assumes i have (found condoms while i was shitfaced, saw me writing to chicks while drunk, etc). good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160008)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Mentally Retarded Jewish Pedophile

Yeah this wasn't my first rodeo and there were minor red flags but this really blew things wide open. Anyway, I am never ever doing this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160011)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

never say never, but with age it certainly becomes different (less exciting). if you go on a trip by yourself, like work or vacation, then who knows. also doing this in the US is infinitely harder than in emerging markets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160035)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: shoot your babies into my colon ((zurich is stained))

Sometimes bad shit like this is what it takes to improve a marriage, oddly enough. Women are such birdbrains they don’t realize that men need pussy and attention. They withhold those, we may fuck someone else. Simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160013)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Mentally Retarded Jewish Pedophile

it really is. now that i've done this i can just threaten it again if i need the puss i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#49160029)